Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Power of the Millennium Ring ❯ Seto Can't Swear ( Chapter 4 )

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A/N: I feel an idea coming on, so I'm going to write. Actually I don't have any ideas, cause no one is giving me any! Anyway, I'm writing with no idea what I'm going to do so you know that there will be random insanity. R&R please.

Disclaimer: We don't own anything from Yu Gi Oh.

Chapter 4: Seto Can't Swear

The group of Seto, Yugi, Joey, and Bakura were standing on the pink lawn in front of the pink mansion, silently waiting for Princess Mokuba to unleash his ultimate torture on poor Seto. He snapped his fingers and brought, *shiver* the dreaded Tea! She starts walking towards Seto, ready to give him a big kiss. Did I tell you she was wearing really, really pink lipstick?

Seto: *starts running around the pink lawn to get away from Tea* NOOOOOOO!! Get her away from me! I'm too rich to die!

Bakura: You're not rich anymore, remember. You're supposed to give me all of your money.

Seto: Well then, I'm too cute to die!

Yugi: No, I don't think so. I'm cuter than you.

Seto: Well then, I'm, uhh, too handsome to die?

Joey: I'm more handsome than you.

Tea: Actually, no you're not.

Joey: Why don't you just shut up? Aren't you supposed to be kissing Kaiba?

Seto: What?! Noo! I can't die now, too many people like me!

Bakura: So what? And why would Tea kissing you make you die?

Seto: Because...I said so. Whatever I say is the truth.

Princess Mokuba: No, whatever I say is the truth, and I say that Tea shall kiss you right now on your lips. Hehehe, but first, why don't we all go inside and have that tea party I was talking about. *they are suddenly in the pink dining room*

Tea: Okay, now what about my kiss?

Seto: NOOOO!! *tries to get away but Princess Mokuba makes him float so all he is doing is running in place in the air* Damn you Mokuba!

Bakura: You mean Princess Mokuba.

Princess Mokuba: Yes, for not showing me proper respect, you have to sit in the chair next to Tea's.

Seto: You can't make me sit!

Princess Mokuba: Yes I can. *Seto is suddenly tied in the pink chair next to Tea's pink chair*

Seto: AHHHHHHH!! I'll kill you PRINCESS Mokuba! I'll kick your ass so hard that you wilmmmuphh. *Tea starts kissing him* NOOO!! LET ME GO!! GET AWAY!!!

Yugi: Ewww, this is just not something you need to see.

Joey: Yeah, even when it's happening to someone you hate. It's a terrible thing to be kissed by Tea.

Bakura: Yeah, but it's really funny.

Yugi: I guess you're right.

Seto: Stop kissing me Tea! I'll give you all my money if you do!

Tea: What, okay. So where is your money?

Seto: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I don't have any money so you don't get anything. Wait, why am I always glad that I don't have any money? Mokuba...

Bakura: I'll give you my pet Kuriboh.

Seto: No I won't, and I don't even have a Kuriboh. Hey I don't have to do what you tell me to anymore! Yes! Now I'm taking back my car, my video games, all my money, my mansion, all my cards..., gee you guys took a lot of things.

Princess Mokuba: Yes we did, and we're not going to give it back to you.

Seto: What?! You have to or else I'll kill you.

Joey: Says the guy tied to the pink chair wearing pink lipstick.

Yugi: So you decided to show your true side. Good for you.

Seto: I'M NOT A DAMN CROSS-DRESSING FREAK LIKE MY BROTHER!!

Bakura: You mean sister. Hey look over there, it's your pet Kuriboh, Seto! Strange, but it looks a little different from usual.

Joey: Well it is a pink Kuriboh so that could be why it looks different.

Seto: Yeah so that can only mean that it already belongs to Mokuba.

Bakura: It's Princess Mokuba. Why is that so hard to remember?!

Seto: I don't know, maybe because that's a guy dressed as a girl who's name has been Mokuba for his entire 10 years of life until like an hour ago!

Tea: Hey, guess what everyone! Did you notice that everything here is pink? Isn't that so cool, I love it.

Seto: Joey I know I said you must be the slowest reacting person alive but I was way off.

Yugi: I know, and I think Tea's even more of a freak then your sister, and that's hard to do.

Seto: Yes, that is hard to do when I don't even have a damn sister!

Princess Mokuba: I'm so insulted. Come here Pinky and comfort me.

Joey: Uhh, Pinky?

Yugi: I think he's talking about the pink Kuriboh.

Princess Mokuba: Yes, my little Pinky helps me feel better when I'm sad.

Bakura: How does a pink Kuriboh make you feel better?

Princess Mokuba: Because he's pink.

Seto: Aaaaahhhhhhhh!! Please let me out of this chair so I can kill you, you freaky shit!

Princess Mokuba: You've been swearing too much. Oh well, I'll fix that. *snaps fingers*

Yugi: *everyone is just sitting in their chairs staring ahead, waiting for something to happen to Seto* Uhh, so what are you going to do?

Princess Mokuba: You'll see. *everyone sits there for about 10 minutes waiting but nothing happens*

Tea: This is fun! I like being with my friends!

Joey: *moves across the room from her* Why exactly are we friends with her again?

Yugi: I don't know, maybe it was because of Princess Mokuba's twisted mind.

Pinky: Her mind isn't twisted, and weren't we waiting for Seto to stop swearing?

Bakura: Well if he would talk, we could see if he can't swear. Hey wait, you can talk? Actually that's not that strange compared to what else has happened today. Carry on.

Pinky: Right, anyway, did you do anything to your brother to stop him from swearing?

Princess Mokuba: Yes. Seto try swearing at me.

Seto: Gladly. If you don't let me out of this dpmn pink chair, I'm going to beat the dpmn shpt out of you, you psshplp! Uh the hpll?! AAAAHHHHHHHH!!

Princess Mokuba: Hehehe, you can't say any vowels in a swear word. They're all replaced with P's.

Bakura: Man Seto, you're just as freaky as your sister. I mean you're tied to a pink chair with pink rope, you have pink lipstick on, and you don't even know how to swear!

Seto: And how the hpll is that my fault? Shpt, this is worse then being kissed by Tea the bitch.

Joey: Hey, he just swore! How come?

Princess Mokuba: Well Tea's a different matter. She's scary and needs to be insulted.

Yugi: If she's so scary why don't you just make her go away with the Millennium Ring.

Princess Mokuba: Good idea. *tries to make Tea go away but nothing happens* Oh no, even the power of the Millennium Ring can't match the terrible power of being the horrible Tea!

Seto: What?! I knew I was going to die! Please let me out of this chair before she tries to kiss me again!

Princess Mokuba: Sorry but I can't control her, so it's everyone for themselves. Well, I going know. Good luck against Tea.

As Princess Mokuba is about to leave the dining room Tea suddenly notices the Millennium Ring around her neck and runs after her.

Tea: Wow, when did you get that beautiful necklace? Let me hold it.

Princess Mokuba: Aaackk, get away you psycho bitch! *Tea starts grabbing at the ring* Pinky, Cyber Commander, someone, help.

Pinky: Sorry but I'm not touching her.

Princess Mokuba: But she's trying to take my precious ring. Yesss, my preecciousssss, yessss. It'sss minesss. (like Gollum from Lord of the Rings, which I don't own)

Bakura: Uh, you should stop doing that. It's not really normal

Princess Mokuba: Oh right, anyway, Tea's stealing my ring!

And so Princess Mokuba and Tea fight over the ring and all of a sudden, the ring slips over her head and flies across the pink tile of the pink dining room. Everyone looks at each, then back to the ring, then they suddenly leap out of their chair, except for Seto, and run towards it. Seto moves as fast as is possible when moving by sliding across the ground tied to a chair, while Tea just stood there, watching her finger move back and forth in front of her face.
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Kind of weird, and not too much humor, and I'm not really sure how old Mokuba is. If you know, can you tell me? Anyway, who will be the one to get the ring? Is it Yugi, Seto, even though he's tied down to a chair, or will it be the dreaded Tea? I don't know yet. Please review and give me suggestions on who should get the Millennium Ring next.