Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ the power of the pencil!! ❯ im not insane, im not insane, im not insane... ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

authors note....
the original of this story was written in pencil, hence the name 'the power of the pencil'...
this fanfic has me included, so go away if you dont like those types...i do not own yu gi oh or any of its characters...also, 'everybody' is not always everybody in the fic!! use your common sense!!okay, on with the fic!!

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Fiona: it is i, the one with the power of the pencil!
yami fiona: your strange
fiona:shuddup!!
yami fiona: make me!
fiona: i will!!
yami fiona: go, then!!
fiona: *closes eyes and mutters*hmugidigloadomethasdoidfowqodonusigihumbodum
doiusoufierhiosdoe...
yami fiona:*sighs, rolls eyes* What ARE you doing??
fiona: kay, i'll skip to the main bit!!
yami fiona: shes a lost case...
fiona: inibonisagigiodnifityalakazam-o!
*bing*
hikari fiona: what?? i'm a hikari now??
Fiona: haha!! now your the cute little one with no strenth!!you know what that means??
hikari fiona:hehe...what?
fiona: i...uh...*reads start of fic* oh yea!!im gonna make you shut up!!
hikari fiona: uh..hehe...about that....ah...*gives puppy dog eyes*
fiona:ahh!! your sooo cute!!
*crushes hikari fiona in a hug*
hikari fiona: *curses herself* eep!!
fiona: *puts her hikari down* hey...
hikari fiona: *straightens cloths* what??
fiona: since this is a fanfic, and im in it...does that mean im an anime character in this??
hikari fiona: i suppose...
fiona: so i can sit like this!!
*sits flat on ground, knees together, lower legs apart...if you seriously dont know what i mean, email me at yo_me_homies@hotmail.com and i'll send you a pic of an anime character doing it*
fiona: wheeeee!! lookie at me!!
hikari fiona: oh joy...
fiona: haha this is fun!!
hikari fiona: i thought this was a fanfic
fiona: it is!!
hikari fiona: its more like an overly extended 'authors note'
fiona:*poking legs to make sure they're real* why??
hikari fiona: well, for one thing, where are all the actual anime characters???
fiona:*still poking legs*oh...*looks up*dont worry, i have the power of the pencil!!
*bing*yami, yugi, malik, marik(yami malik), bakura, pegasus, ryou, anzu, jou, honda appear..
hikari fiona: yay~! sane people!
yami: whats up with her?*points at fiona*
hikari fiona: dont ask...
fiona: look at me!! this is sooo funny!! try it!!try it!
honda: dude!! thats freaky !! eeeeeeww gross!! thats inhuman! you're a freak! whoa...i gotta try!!
jou: me too!
*honda and jou run to fiona, sit in strange way*
fiona: isnt this fun??
* all 3 giggle insanely*
pegasus:ooooh! looks like fun! what do you say, yugi-boy??
yami: leave him alone!!*picks up yugi, runs off with him*
yugi: wheee!
pegasus: am i really that bad??*sniffs*
*runs over to the three sitting strangly, sits with them*
pegasus: ....and then he picked him up and ran away from me!!boohoohoo!!
fiona: its okay, we're here for you
honda: let it all out...
fiona: you know who i want over here??
jou:...who?
fiona:bakura!! oooh bakura! come over here!! dont be shy!
bakura: never , you human! i wont sit with you mortals!!
fiona:mortal?? then i shall become immortal!!
hikari fiona: oh no, shes gonna do it again...
fiona: himadodasamikidafiohafouduseahdovidiaynonakodawobefoooooogandeionanobaowoiq iuxtanomocu...
hikari fiona: never mind her, shes done it before...
*can hear malik and mariks insane laughter*
ryou: whats happening??
*malik and marik are cutting eachother*
anzu: whats so funny about that?
*everyone stops what they are doing*
everyone: shut up!!!
anzu: sorry...
malik: hahaha! this is sooo fun!
fiona: now THATS scary!! and you guys thought us four were scary!! look at them!! now...where was i...oh yea! ...hermundoisalinisuagesbaungue...
hikari fiona: anyways....
mariK: lets light a fire now!!!
MALIK: hehe!
*they light a fire*
malik: lets cook eggs!!
marik: yay!! then we can have it wth ice cream!!
malik: anyone wanna join us??
yami: er-i'll pass...
yugi: yea...
malik: more for us, then!!
marik: we can have it with tea and coffee!
malik: *putting hand in fire*hey! look! my hand is burning!!
marik: i wanna try!!
hikari fiona: okay, then...
fiona: dunoseahajiwolovacenozowuewalabaloo-zap!
*bing*
fiona: im immortal!!oh, bakura!!
bakura: *mumbles under breath, walks over* alright, alright im coming!! *sits in that way*...hey! this IS fun!!*laughs insanely*
fiona: told you so!!
pagasus: wanna make this a club??
*pop*mai appears
mai: can i join??
fiona: you're skirt's to short and tight to sit like this.
mai: no! *tries in vain to pull skirt down a bit* i admit! alright! *starts crying* it is! i tried to stop! honest! i even joined short skirts annonymous!
fiona: alright, alright! its okay!! anime girls are meant to be in short skirts!! they look pretty in them...
anzu: really? *pulls skirt up*
yami: please, no!
hikari fiona: for the love of god!!
pegasus: help!
fiona: *hehem* ...apart from anzu. anyway, mai!! i have the power of the pencil!
*bing* skirt goes longer, turns pleated.
fiona: anyways, pleated is much cute!!
Mai: yepy! *sits in that way really fast*
hikari fiona: *blinks*wow! that was fast!
mai: heee!*big grin*
ryou: hey, how come ive hardly talked in this??
fiona: oops...sorry!
ryou: its okay! (muttering) damn my good manners...
anzu: thats very good, ryou!! you should always forgive you're friends! blablabla(friendship speech)
fiona: would ya shuuuuuut up??
yami: *evil grin* leave it to me!!* hits anzu with spatula*
ryou: a spatula??
yami: borrowed it from malik...
malik: thats MY spatula!! give it back!!
anzu: lucky that was only a spatula!
yami: ahh! stay down!!*hits her with frying pan*
marik: *gasp!* that had my eggs in it!!
yami: oops...
jou: these eggs??
marik: how'd you get those??
honda: we stole them while you weren't looking
jou: shhh!
honda: oops...hee!*big smile*
marik: how dare you!!
jou: it was anzus fault!!
honda: what he said!
anzu: what??
yugi: you were supposed to be knocked out!! *gets out a gun from no where and shots anzu several times*
anzu: hey!! why'd you shoot me several times in the heart??that wasnt nice!! oh! i get it! it was a sign of our friendship, wasnt it??
yugi: yami!!
yami: i'll protect you!! *tapes over anzus mouth with duck tape*
anzu: mmmmmmm!
ryou: its a miricle!!
pegasus: can i use my duel monsters against her??
fiona: go right ahead!!
others: me too!
yugi: feel the wrath of my dark magician!!
yami: which is mine too!
YUGI: COZ WE'RE A TEAM!
bakura: right...
yami: and my karibo!!
hikari fiona: aye?lame!
karibo: im not lame!!
fiona: you're so mini!!*laughs*
malik: oh!! can i cook him??
marik: he'd go well with onions and curry!
karibi: im not mini! im not mini! im not mini! im not mini! im not mini! im not mini! im not mini! im not mini! im not mini! *destroys everything delicate in its path*
yami: dark magician, destroy him!!
karibo: you'd do that to your own monster??
yugi: you're annoying!!
*karibo is shattered to tiny particles*
anzu: (yelling) while their distracted they'll forget about me!!
ryou: how dumb do you get??
jou: i thought you had tape over your mouth!!
honda: that girl's strange!!
*all powerful monsters attack anzu*
anzu: careful!! dont wanna break a nail! ow, thats gonna leave a scar!
mai: god, she's annoying!
hikari fiona: i dont have a card!!
fiona:* gives her a card drawn by crayon*here ya go!!
hikari fiona: what the...? 'really really powerful monster'???what kind of card is this??
fiona: n.n a really really powerful monster!!
hikari fiona: *rolls eyes* anyway, attack!
*deformed thing that has a slight resemblance to a fat dinosaur comes out*
mai: ew, who drew that!?!
fiona: *sheepish grin* er....
pegasus: dont insult a club member!!
ma: oh! sorry! i didnt realise!!
fiona: its okay...but only coz youre pretty!
malik: i finished a new batch of eggs!!
marik: and ive got toast!!
fiona: lets all eat it while sitting like this!!
*all(except anzu) eat in a circle, sitting strangely*
anzu: *crying* why doesnt anyone like me??
fiona: the end!! *whew!*

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