Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Pranking Project ❯ Shower Curtain Rods + Rachel = Injuries ( Chapter 1 )

Sorry about the wait. I had a birthday party and my grandma is coming this week so I was cleaning. I probably won't update again until July.

Ch. 2 A Shower Curtain Rod + Rachel = Injuries

Friday. The most beloved days of the week. Well, at least it's Rachel's favorite day of the week, so then she could screw around and do stupid stuff. Rachel's agenda for tonight was to go with Téa and be her normal obnoxious self and get kicked out of places.

"I'm ready." Rachel said from her doorway.

"Let our night begin!" Téa yelled out in sheer joy.

Rachel shut the door to her house and walked to the sidewalk. Then the girls started walking aimlessly down the sidewalk.

"So WHERE are we going?" Téa asked.

"Hmmmm…somewhere where I can break stuff!" Rachel replied.

"Oh god…" Téa spat.

Rachel ran up the stairs to get to the entrance of a building. She turned around and looked at Téa.

"What about the museum?" Rachel said with and evil look.

The girls walked into the museum. Rachel ran to the end of the hallway. Téa son followed. They turned the corner and found a double door with red rope blocking the entrance. Téa and Rachel looked at each other.

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Rachel asked.

Téa shook her head in agreement. Téa and Rachel jumped over the red rope and quietly opened the door. They tiptoed to the nearest wall and hid behind it. They both heard talking.

"Well, well, it looks like blue eyes, crazy lunatic is here." Rachel whispered.

"Where? Téa asked.

"Over there talking to Isis." Rachel whispered back.

The girls looked over at Kaiba and Isis. Then, to Rachel's surprise, she gave him something.

"That bastard doesn't deserve squat!" Rachel whispered to Téa.

"I dare you to go over there and make a complete ass of Kaiba. And if you can try to take what Isis gave Kaiba." Téa dared.

"Hehe…I love revenge." Rachel replied.

Rachel walked down the stairs. Kaiba looked up and saw Rachel. He glared at her and she smiled back.

"What in the hell are you doing here you wannabe goddess?" Kaiba asked

Isis turned around. She saw Rachel and smiled.

"Hello, Rachel." Isis said.

"Hello." Rachel said sweetly.

"Are you actually falling for this crap?! She's really a bitch when she acts normal." Kaiba exclaimed.

"Kaiba…Rachel is a goddess and she does own a millennium item." Isis replied.

Rachel pulled the sleeve of shirt up to reveal the almighty millennium bracelet. It had gold edging around it. Inside the gold edging was pearl with gold eyes (like the one millennium puzzle has) inside the pearl. Then inside the eyes were little diamonds. Kaiba grabbed Rachel wrist and looked at the bracelet.

"Holy shit! It's actually real!" Kaiba said in astonishment.

Kaiba out her wrist down. Then Kaiba and Rachel looked at Isis.

"There is something I want you both to see." Isis said.

Kaiba and Rachel walked over to another huge rock. Rachel got close to Kaiba to see what he got from Isis. Rachel saw that it was a card. She quietly took the card out of his (trenchcoats) pocket and but it her pant's back pocket.

Hehe…this should show that bastard. Rachel thought.

Rachel looked up at the rock. The picture was of some lady walking with a guy holding hands. How does this pertain to her? Rachel got an evil grin on her face.

"Hey, Kaiba doesn't that freak right next to that girl look like you?" Rachel asked.

"Rachel that girl right next to Kaiba is you" Isis replied.

"WHAT?!" Kaiba and Rachel shouted out at the same time.

"You both were inseparable at the time of the great pharaoh. Fate will bring you two back together."

Rachel and Kaiba looked at each other. Then they started laughing.

"Her and I? You've have to be joking!" Kaiba said still laughing.

" I have to go, since I've done my pranking duties, and which Kaiba will figure out what I just did in a couple of minutes, so bye!" Rachel said as she ran for the stairs. She grabbed Téa's wrist and dragged her to the double doors. The girls opened the doors and jumped over the rope. As she regained her balance, she felt something on her wrist.

"GIVE IT TO ME, NOW!!!!!!!!" Kaiba yelled out.

Rachel freed herself from his grip and took the card out. She put the card in a position in her hands so it looked like she was going to rip it.

"If you rip that card, I'll kill you." Kaiba warned.

Rachel slightly ripped the card when he didn't notice. She set it on the floor.

"Evil bastard…" Rachel muttered.

Rachel and Téa walked out museum. They heard a faint yell and they began running. The finally stopped running and sat on a bench.

"Let's do that again!" Rachel shouted out.

"How many sodas did you have today?" Téa asked.

"I think 3…" Rachel replied.

"Hey guys!"

Rachel and Téa looked up. It was Yugi. Rachel smiled.

"Hey. We got Kaiba pissed off because I ripped one of his cards so we had to run over here." Rachel replied.

"I'm here for a duel monsters tournament. We're suppose to wait here for instructions and to see who's holding the tournament.

"Probably my buddy Kaiba." Rachel said with sarcasm.

Then, the group looked up to see a huge TV screen turn on. Rachel was right. Kaiba is holding a tournament.

"How many tournaments does this bastard have? Nine? Ten? Stupid brat…" Rachel yelled out.

After Kaiba 2 minute TV appearance, which felt like 10 to Rachel, everybody was ready to go home. Then, Rachel looked up to see Kaiba's helicopter fly close to the ground.

"Oh shit…" Rachel muttered.

Rachel got another evil idea from her sugar high and by seeing a rock on the ground.

"Hey, Téa, do you think that I could chuck this rock at Kaiba, since the dumbass is out side of his helicopter." Rachel asked.

"Yeah, I think…" Téa replied.

Rachel took the rock off the ground and chucked it at Kaiba. Amazingly, it hit him.

"What the fuck?" Kaiba said so he could only hear it.

Kaiba looked down and automatically saw it was Rachel. Immediately, he knew that she did it.

"RACHEL!" Kaiba shouted.

"OH SHIT! I mean I DIDN'T DO IT!" Rachel yelled back.

"Téa, will you pass that shower curtain rod thingy?" Rachel asked.

"Okay…" Téa said

"Thanks!" Rachel yelled while she was running.

"GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!" Kaiba shouted while he was chasing Rachel.

Rachel stopped running. She turned around and waited for Kaiba. When he got close enough, Rachel smacked Kaiba over the head with the shower curtain rod.

He fell down immediately after.

"Paybacks a bitch!" Rachel shouted out.