Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Princess Bride Yu-Gi-Oh Style ❯ The Begining of Our Story err Parody ( Chapter 1 )

The Princess Bride; Yu-Gi-Oh Style

Disclaimer: I don't own either Yu-Gi-Oh or the Princess Bride.

Me: Hello people, guess what? FF.Net has officially destroyed the genre of parody. So now all my parodies are going here. This parody is a parody of one of my favorite movies "The Princess Bride"! If you read my fic on FF.Net then you're going to see some changes. Before we begin here's the cast list.

Buttercup- Kisara *No she isn't an OC she was the girl from the flashback Seto had when he dueling Ishizu. * (Well originally my OC was Buttercup but my OC wasn't introduced properly here on Mediaminer.Org so I decided to try out this pairing that I ACTUALLY like. ^_^ I may be a fangirl but I am not the jealous little girl type. ^_-)

Wesley- Seto Kaiba (Though I am a fangirl I do like the Seto/Kisara pairing.)

Kid-Mokuba (Heh, heh well he was the only one I could think of.)

Kid's grandfather-Yugi's grandfather (I think you can figure this one out.)

Humperdink- Stephen OC (In my future fics he tries to steal an OC named Samantha from Seto. So I thought it made sense.)

Vizzini- Gozaburo (Despite that I thought Vizzini was funny until his death in the movie… I HATE GOZABURO! And as a fangirl I can't resist the urge to kill him off.)

Inigo- Noah (I couldn't think of anyone else give me a break!)

Fezzick-Joey (I thought it would be funny)

Miracle Max- Marik (The Hikari) (Dunno I guess I couldn't think of anyone else.)

Max's Wife- Brooke OC (I pair her up with Malik in my future fics.)

Me: You'll find out the rest later. On with the fic.

Mokuba: *Is in bed playing a video game. Until his mother comes*

Mokuba's Mother: Hi honey.

Mokuba: Hi mom.

Mokuba's Mother: Feeling better?

Mokuba: A little.

MM: Guess what?

Mokuba: What?

MM: Your grandfather is here.

Mokuba: Can't you tell him I'm sick!?

MM: You're sick? That's why he's here!

Mokuba: But he'll pinch my cheeks I hate that.

MM: Maybe he won't.

*Enter Solomon*

Solomon: Hey how's the sick!? *Pinches Mokuba's cheek while Mokuba gives his mother an "I told you" look. *

MM: I'll leave you two pals alone. *Leaves*

Solomon: I brought you a special present.

Mokuba: Really what is it!?

Solomon: Open it up.

Mokuba: *Sees that it's a book* A book?

Solomon: That's right. When I was your age, television was called books. And this is a special book. It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. And today I'm gonna read it to you.

Mokuba: Has it got any sports in it?

Solomon: Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles...

Mokuba: Doesn't sound too bad. I'll try to stay awake.

Solomon: Oh, well, thank you very much. That's very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming. Oh...alright...The Princess Bride by S. Morgenstern, Chapter 1. Kisara was raised on a small farm in the country of Florin. Her favorite past-times were riding her horse and tormenting the farm boy that worked there. His name was Seto. But she never called him that. Isn't a nice beginning?

Mokuba: *No enthusiasm* Yeah… it's really good.

Solomon: Nothing gave Kisara as much pleasure as ordering Seto around.

Kisara: Farm boy, varnish my horse's saddle. I want to see my face shining in it by morning.

Seto: As you wish.

Solomon: "As you wish" was all he ever said to her.

Samantha: Farm boy, fill these with water… please?

Seto: As you wish

Solomon: That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying "As you wish", what he meant was, "I love you." And even more amazing was the day she realized she truly loved him back.

Kisara: Farm boy fetch me that pitcher. *Points to a pitcher that she could easily get. *

Seto: *Gets the pitcher anyway because he wants to be near her. Goes next to Kisara. * As you wish

*Then we get to the first kiss but Mokuba interrupts. *

Mokuba: Hold it! Hold it! What is this? Are you trying to trick me? Where's the sports? Is this a kissing book?

Solomon: Wait just wait.

Mokuba: Well when does it get good?

Solomon: Keep your shirt on and let me read. Seto had no money for marriage. So he packed his few belongings and left the farm to seek his fortune across the sea. This was a very emotional time for Kisara.

Mokuba: I don't believe this.

Kisara: I fear I'll never see you again…

Seto: Of course you will.

Kisara: But what if something happens to you?

Seto: Hear this now. I will always come for you.

Kisara: But how can you be sure?

Seto: This is true love. Do you think this happens every day?

*They kiss and he leaves*

Solomon: Seto did not reach his destination. His ship was attacked by the Dread Pirate Kazuki, who never left captives alive. When Kisara received the news that Seto was murdered…

Mokuba: Murdered by pirates is good!

Solomon: ...she went into her room and shut the door, and for days she neither slept nor ate.

Kisara: I will never love again.

Solomon: Five years later, the main square of Florin was filled as never before to hear the announcement of Prince Stephen's bride to be.

Stephen: My people! A month from now, our country will have its 5000th Anniversary. On that sundown I shall marry a lady who was once a commoner like yourselves. But perhaps you will not find her common now. Would you like to meet her?!

Crowd: YES!!!!!!

*One guy says no and Stephen gets a slingshot and hits the guy with a rock. I know that wasn't in the movie but I couldn't resist. *

Stephen: My People… the Princess… Ki-Sar-Ra!

*Kisara arrives in a fancy dress. *

Solomon: Kisara's emptiness consumed her. Although the law of the land gave Stephen the right to choose his bride, she did not love him back. Despite Stephen's reassurance that she would grow to love him, the only joy she found was in her daily ride.

*Soon Kisara sees Gozaburo, Noah, and Joey. *

Gozaburo: A word, my lady. We are but poor, lost circus performers. Is there a village nearby?

Kisara: There is nothing near by… not for miles.

Gozaburo: Then there will be no one to hear you scream.

Joey: (Grabs her neck and knocks her out.)

Noah: (Sees something) What is that you are ripping?

Gozaburo: Fabric from the uniform of any army officer of Guilder!

Joey: Who is Guilder?

Gozaburo: The country across the sea! The sworn enemy of Florin! Once the horse reaches the castle, the fabric will make the prince suspect that the Guilderians have abducted his love. When he finds her body dead on the Guilder frontier his suspicions will be totally confirmed.

Joey: You neva said anything about killing anyone.

Gozaburo: I've hired you to start a war! It's prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.

Joey: I don't tink it's right killing an innocent girl.

Gozaburo: Am I going MAD, or did the word "think" escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic LAND MASS.

Noah: I agree with Joey.

Gozaburo: Oh the twerp has spoken! What happens to her is not truly your concern. I will kill her! And remember this, never forget this! When I found you, you were so addicted to caffeine and sugar you couldn't buy a Tootsie Roll or a can of Coke!

(A/N I thought it would make more sense if Noah were addicted to caffeine and sugar instead of being drunk.)

Gozaburo: And you! Friendless, helpless, brainless, hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed in Greenland!

Noah: *Goes up to Joey* Gozaburo he can *fuss*.

Joey: Fuss, fuss. I tink he likes to scream at *us*.

Noah: Probably he doesn't mean any *harm*.

Joey: He really very lacks *charm*.

Noah: Heh, heh Joey you have a wonderful gift for rhyme.

Joey: Yes, yes some of the time.

Gozaburo: Enough of that!

Noah: Joey, are there rocks ahead?

Joey: If dere are we all be dead!

Gozaburo: No more rhymes now I mean it!

Joey: Anybody want a peanut?

Gozaburo: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: That people is the end of the first chapter. R/R, flames will burn you, and I'll see ya soon.