Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Princess Bride Yu-Gi-Oh Style ❯ Noah and Joey are Back! ( Chapter 8 )

Noah and Joey are back!

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Me: Sorry for no updating for the past few weeks. After the review replies I'm getting to the story.

Lady in Black- I was wondering what happened to you. Anyway thanks for the review.

Random Person 3- Thank you for picking up Chuckles and Shana. Also here's the rock. Thanks for the review.

Evil Inga and Yami Evil Inga- Um about the Pegasus should've been Humperdink thing… the mental image just kind of creepy. But thanks for the review anyway.

YamiYugiMoto- Thanks for the review

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Lector: Yar Princess is really a winning creature. A trifle simple, perhaps, but her appeal is undeniable.

Stephen: Yeah I know. The people are quite taken with her. It's odd, when I hired Gozaburo… *Gets pelted with rocks again for saying Gozaburo's name*

Lector: *looks at Stephen and shrugs his shoulders. * Oh well, I'm sure a servant will come get him.

Lector goes into the tree and looks at Seto.

Lector: Beautiful isn't it? It took me a half a lifetime to make it.

Seto: And I care why?

Lector: Oh screw the long boring talking. I'm just going to torture you now.

*Lector uses the machine and Seto screams*

Lector: By the way, I'm writing a book about "The Art of Torment". So be honest. How do y'all feel?

Seto cries like a little baby.

Lector: Interesting.

Meanwhile.

Stephen, who's covered in bruises because he was dragged back to the palace, calls someone.

Stephen: Rex!

Rex: Sire. *Bows*

Stephen: As Chief Enforcer of all of Florin I can trust you with this secret: killers from Guilder are infiltrating the Thieves' forest and plan to murder my bride on our wedding night.

Rex: My spy network hasn't heard such a thing.

Kisara enters.

Kisara: Any word from Seto?

Stephen: Too soon my angel patience.

Kisara: Oh patience, this coming from the guy who tried to run away as soon as the nurse tried to put the alcohol on your bruises.

Stephen: But it hurt!

Kisara: *Rolls her eyes* Well Seto will still come for me. *Walks away*

Stephen: *Back to Rex* She will not be murdered. On the day of our wedding, I want the thieves' Forest emptied.

Rex: Many of the thieves will resist. My regular forces will be inadequate.

Stephen: Form a Brute Squad then!

Rex: It won't be easy sir.

Stephen: Try ruling the world sometime.

Rex: You don't rule the world…

Stephen: Do you want a salary deduction?

Rex: No.

Stephen: Then shut up and get that freaking brute squad!

Rex: Yes sir!

*Rex runs away*

A few days later

Solomon: The day of the wedding arrived. The Brute Squad had their hands full carrying out Stephen's orders.

Rex: Is everybody out?

Some guy: Not quite. There's some twerp giving us trouble.

Rex: Well give him some more trouble! Move!

(A/N Ladies and gents here comes the part we've all been waiting for.)

Noah is jumping around all happy. He has chocolate all over his face and there are coke cans and candy wrappers around him.

Noah: (Talks really fast) I am waiting for you Gozaburo! You told to go back to beginning! So I have! This is where I am and this is where I stay! I will not be moved! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

*Noah quickly chews a Resses Cup.*

Some guy: Ho there!

Noah: *Looks around. * I don't see any gardening hoes.

(A/N I didn't really like the dirty joke so I replaced it.)

The same guy: But the Prince gave orders.

Noah: *In a singsong tone* So did Gozaburo! When a job went wrong we went back to beginning! And this is where we got the job! So it's the beginning and I'm staying till Gozaburo comes back! *Quickly guzzles a can of coke. Slight note I don't own Coca-Cola. Duh! *

Yet another guy: Great he's sugar high and addicted to caffeine. Hey you! Brute. Get over here.

The brute that the other guy was talking to somehow grabs Noah.

Noah: Lemme go, lemme go, lemme go, lemme go! I am waiting for Gozaburo!

TBTTOGWTT: You look like ya stuck ya head in a burrow. *Noah looks up and sees that TBTTOGWTT is Joey*

Joey: Hello

Noah: IT'S YOU!

YAG: Oh crap.

YAG tries to run away but Joey catches him with a punch.

Joey: *Puts Noah down* You don't look good.

Noah: *Blasts some air into Joey's face*

Joey: You don't smell good either.

Noah: I feel fine!

Joey: Oh yeah?

Noah: *Gets to the ground and sees a Butterfinger bar on the ground, tries to get it but Joey trips him*

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Me: Yes I have finally updated. If any of you are willing to forgive me for taking awhile. Thank you. Anyway R/R and hopefully I'll see you soon.