Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Sandstorm Begins & Other Parodies ❯ The Sandstorm Begins/The Saga Begins ( Chapter 1 )

AN:. I've taken a slight amount of poetic license with this, but not much. It's a parody of the parody, "The Saga Begins" by Weird Al. If you haven't heard it, download it (Or buy it!), because it's a really funny Star Wars version of "American Pie". Anyways, while listening to it one day, I kept hearing new words to make it fit Yu-gi-oh….so to get them out of my head, I wrote them down, perfected them, and here they are. This is from Duelist Kingdom to Battle City.

Hey, I think I finally may have gotten the spacing problem under control…

Warning: Drinking while reading this maybe hazardous to your keyboard.

The Sandstorm Begins

Ishizu: A long, long, time ago,

In Ancient Egypt so far away

The Shadow Games were getting out of hand

The Ancient Pharaoh, Yu-gi-oh

Decided to lock the power up within

The seven mystical Millennium Items

But this decision didn't thrill some

High Priest Seto tried to kill him

With the Blue Eyes White Dragon

Against the Dark Magician

The outcome of this duel is not known

The record of who won was chipped off the stone

Yami wound up in the Millennium Puzzle

That's where he met this boy….

Oh, my, my, this here Yugi guy

Maybe Pharaoh someday later, now he's just a cute guy

He left his home to save his Grandpa's soul

Saying, "Pegasus quit using your Eye,"

"Please quit stealing souls with your Eye."

Seto: Did you know that this little boy

Can hear the voice of an ancient Pharaoh?

But can use the Heart of the Cards, they say
Ooh, do you see Joey hitting on that Mai
Though he's immature, and she's plain mean
Yeah, he's got to duel for sister, Serenity
Well, I never thought Yugi'd play Kuriboh
The weakest monster I'd ever seen
And I needed entrance, it's true
So I challenged Yugi to a duel
Ooh, he was the best duelist that I'd ever faced
But from the minute I first threw down my disk
Of course, I knew who would win first place
Oh yes, it was, me…

Joey, Tea, Tristan: We started singin'... my, my, this here Yugi guy

Maybe Pharaoh someday later, now he's just a short guy
He left the rooftop saying "What if I…?"
"Can no longer control this presence inside..?
"No longer control this presence inside?"

Joey: Now we finally got into the semifinals
Maximillion we knew would want
To see how good little Yug could duel
So he fought Mai, and I beat Keith
How could this be? It was Yugi versus me…
I jus' had to win for my sister, Serenity
Oh, Pegasus was impressed of course
Could best friends go at it full force?
Yugi revived my dragon
With a tear, took me out he did

Now Yugi n' Pegasus inta the Shadows disappeared

And Yami said, "Now listen here.
For what you have done to Yugi, you should fear

For I will show you no mercy."

Tea: He (Yami) was singin'…my, my, this here Yugi guy

Could be Pharoah some age later, now he's just a brave guy
Thanks to his friends, his spirit didn't die
And together we beat his Millennium Eye

Joey: We caught a ride back to Domino

Cause Princess Anzu wanted to.

I frankly didn't want to stay
Kaiba went on an epic museum tour
With Ishizu saying, "Again happens what took place before,"
Little Yugi played Chain Destrustion and saved his deck
But before, I'd lost my Red-Eyes
Some traps blew up and a lot of monsters fried
The new rules were up and working
Yugi got Saint Dragon Osiris

Yami: And the Yami I had hated most

Met up with Malik, and now he's toast
I'm still here, and he's not even a ghost
I now must again defeat…Kaiba.

Yugi: Oh my, my, this here Yami guy

Was a Pharaoh some age before, now he's just a spirit inside
I left my home, bid my Grandpa goodbye
Saying, "I'll be dueling Kaiba at Battle City,"
"To help my Yami find his lost memories."

All but Yugi: Oh, my, my, this here Yugi guy
Maybe Pharaoh someday later now he's just a short guy
He left his home, and bid his Grandpa goodbye
Saying, "I hope I get taller," with a sigh…

I hate neither Mai nor Serenity. Well, please tell me what you think. I've got some (what I think are) good ideas. Please review!

This was first posted on my (work in progress) website, www.geocities.com/shadowrika .