Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Weirdest Couple Ever! ❯ WHAT?! ( Prologue )

Me:YES!You have entered my domain now,mortal!MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Bakura:She's sick right now,plus she's hyper.

Christy:You think thats her hyper?She's always like that,when she's hyper its more insane...like me.^_____________^

Me:Now mortal prepare to suffer!Ryou-chibi your on!

Chibi Ryou:No own

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Yugi was working at the counter.Everything was ok.Until....

Yugi:I wonder where Grandpa is.*hears noises coming from Grandpa's room* Oh no!Grandpa!*runs up stairs*

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Yugi:*by door*I hope he's ok.*comes in like a ninja(with spatulas)*Alright nobody move!I have spatulas and I don't know how to use it!

Than he seees the most horrible,sick,disgusting,ugliest thing he has ever seen in his life:Pegasus and his grandpa doing it!EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!>o<

Yugi:OH MY GOD!!O.O

Grandpa:Yugi!Get out now!

Pegasus:No,Sugi-chan.The boy has to learn sometime.

Yugi:OH MY GOD!

Grandpa:*puts on pants(finaly)*Yugi,I can explain.

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Yami:Hmmmmm I wonder what Yugi's thinking.I better check

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Grandpa:And thats where babies come from.

Yugi:Really?

Grandpa:Yes.^__^

Yugi:But the nurse said-

Grandpa:Well Yugi,that was lie.I only speak the truth.

Me:You're supposed to be acting here!Ya know!

Grandpa:Oh yeah!

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Grandpa:And thats the whole thing Yugi.I hope you understand.

Yugi:Oh...My......GOD!O.O

Yami:Hey whats going on?

Pegasus:Well I better be leaving.*walks out(DRESSED)*

Yami:O_o Whats Pegasus doing in our house?!

Yugi:Oh my god.

Yami:Yugi,are you ok?

Grandpa:Well I better start selling those cards.*wa-no-runs out*

And now we leave them.Yami trying to snap Yugi out of it.

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Tory:SHUT UP!

Everyone:*stares*O_o

Malik:We didn't say anything!MAN!

Christy:*gasp*

Everyone*stares*What?!

Christy:What...................................................a re they gonig to serve today at lunch?

Everyone:*falls down anime style*

Tory:Stupid!

Christy:Meh!

Yami:*walks up*Hey guys.

Yugi:Oh my god.

Tory:Whats up wit da short one?

Yami:*shrugs*I don't know.He's been like that for along time.

Bakura:Maybe he's gonna die!^__________^

Malik:Finally!^o^

Yami:He's not going to die!He's just shocked right now!

Everyone except Yami:Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Bakura:Think what you believe,Yami.Think what you believe.

Tory:THATS MY LINE!!*tackles Bakura*

Bakura:*screams like a girl*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Christy:*goes up to Yugi*pokes his eye*Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! !!!!!!!!!*throws smoke bomb thing*

Smoke:Covers everything than disappears.

Christy:*still there laughing*

Yami Malik:-_- You were supposed to run away.

Christy:I was?But there are fences around the school,so noone could escape!*falls on knees*NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Malik:Is she insane?Yet stupid at the same time?

Christy:You mean I'm*eye starts twitching and moves around and voice get echoish*craaaaazzy.

Malik:Yes.

Ryou:Hey look I discovered something!

Tory:Me too!

Christy:Me......*counts fingers*One,two..............Twenty-twelve!Me twenty-twelve!

Tory:Did you know oranges are fruit?Thats AMAZING!

Ryou:......

Tory:What'd you discover?

Ryou:That the Earth spins around the sun.

Tory:Amazing.

Christy:You know what I discovered?Maybe Yugi is being shockeded by seeing his grandpa and Pegasus DOING IT.

Eveyone:*stares*Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!>o< ;

Yugi:*sniff*Don't remind me.;_;

Tory:O.O

Christy:Yugi's crying.*sniff*YOU SHOULD CRY YUGI!ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!

Bakura:Thats my line!

Christy:No its mine!

Bakura:But it says here in the script that I-

Christy:I don't read the script you know!I don't even know there's a script!

Tory:There is?

Christy:I guess so.

Ryou:JUST SHUT UP!DON'T YOU KNOW THAT THIS SENSELESS FIGHTING IS TEARING US APART!!!????

Christy:You don't have get mad Ryou!

Tory:I knew someone tried my oranges!

Christy:Ah!Darn it Tory!What did you put in 'em?Was it those orange thingies?

Tory:Yes.^____________________^They're tasty!And good!

Bakura:But what you put in 'em?

Tory:SUGAR!

Christy:Shoot I feel it coming>*starts acting more insaner*

Tory:I have an idea!Let's go to the game shop and steal-er I mean um...stay there!

Christy:Just say it Tory!I'll say it!*goes up to Yugi right in his face*WE'RE GONNA GO STILL CARDS FROM THE GAMESHOP!WANNA COME?!

Yugi:OK!^_______^

Bakura:Doesn't he know we're going to his house?

Tory:Its his house so technicly he's not stealing.

Christy:Shut up he doesn't know.

Everyone except Tory,Christy,and Bakura:*skips to the game shop*

Teacher:Hey you kids!Your supposed to be in school!

Bakura:Early release.

Teacher:Oh.OK then.Have fun.

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Seto:What are you doing here?!

Tory:We're gonna steal crads.Wanna help?

Seto:Whats a crad?

Malik:A new way to say cards.

Seto:Oh.Hell yeah!Count me in!

Yami:What are you doing in the shop Seto?

Seto:Nothing.

Yami:OK.

Seto:Yami's such a gualible fool.

YamiWhat you say?

Seto:Nothing.

Tory:*looks at cards*Pwetty*steals cards*

Everyone else except Yami:*steals cards*

Grandpa:What are you kids doing here?

Christy:Ummm....Staying here?

Grandpa:OK.

Tory://Eveyone in this family is stupid//

Christy:/I know/

Then the door slams open with a figure standing in the door way.

Yami Malik:SANTA!^o^

Seto:YAY!^o^

????:I'm not santa.

Malik:Its the EASTER BUNNY!

Bakura:KILL IT!KILL IT!

????:I'm not the Easter Bunny either.

Bakura:Damn.

Ryou:Its CUPID!

Yugi:SHOOT HIM!SHOOT HIM!

????:I'm not cupid.

Everyone:*sigh*Damn.

Christy:Its a LEPRICAN!NAMED ADAN!AND HE HAS PAN (it pronounced pon spainish for bread)IN HIS HANDS!

Tory:ITS A PERSON!MURDER IT!MURDER IT!

????"I'm not a leprican,but I am a person.

Yami Malik:Sense your a person,thats means we can kill you!

Bakura:Yeah!

The person walks through the door and everyone sees his face.

Everyone:*gasp*

Christy:Its the CHEESE MAN!

Bakura:Father?!

Malik:Your dad's the Cheese Man?

Ryou:That means free cheese!

Everybody:YAY!^______________________________^Cheese is good!Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!^__________________^

????:I'm not the Cheese Man,I have no cheese,I'm probably your father I don't know.All I know is that I'm the*walks in the light*

Tory:Its the Flying Horsey Man!

Christy:But that means no cheese!*has a seizure*

Bakura:*eating cheese*?Mmmmmmm cheddar.^__________^

Christy:Cheese Hogger!*steals cheese*

Bakura:But-But thats mine!;_;

Christy:Meh!*eats cheese*

Grandpa:Pegasus?

Pegasus:Yes Sugi-chan.Its me.

Grandpa:But I thought...

Pegasus:I couldn't stand to stay away from you one more second.So I've come to ask you something,Sugi-chan.

Everyone:O_o

Peagasus:*gets on one knee*Sugoroku Mutou,will you marry me?*shows diamind ring*

Everyone:O.O

Grandpa:I.....

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Tory:Thats it for the first chapter!

Christy:Reveiw and we'll right more!

Next Time:Grandpa's answer.

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