Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The...... YGO?? ❯ A Squirrel Ate the Map! ( Chapter 1 )
The YGO gang find themselves lost after a crazy YB tries to tuant a squirrel by waving the map in front of its face. Let's just say that the squirrel had a nice brunch! ^____^
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 05.15.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 552 | Visits: 501 | Status: Work In Progress
A Squirrel Ate the Map!
Ice_Goddess: OOOOOh… this will be so much fun! ^_____^ Let's get on with the torture- er- story!
Yami: --; The disclaimer…
Ice_Goddess: OH yeah! ^__^; I don't own YGO! * sniff * I don't own nothin'! WAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;_________; * bursts into tears *
Yami: O_o? On with the fic.
It was a beautiful sunny day and the YGO gang were out for a stroll at their vacation destination, Springfield USA. The birds were chirping, the sun was shining, and YB was tormenting the wildlife.
YB: Take that you stupid bunny! Ha! * kicks a bunny *
Bunny: ;_; … 0_0… >:) * jumps up like in the scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail and bites YB viciously in the neck* (I don't own Monty Python either)
YB: YAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! Get it off! Get it off!
Bunny: ^_______________^ *chomps harder *
YB: X_x
Ryou: Right… --; We shouldn't have entrusted him with the map…
Honda: I had no choice! He threatened me at gunpoint!
Ryou: 0_0 Where'd he get that??
Honda: I dunno.
YB: * wakes up* Ow. 0_o? Heh heh heh… * others look over to see that he has spotted a squirrel*
Yug: He never learns, does he?
Ryou: Apparently not.
YB: * has a little grey squirrel tied to a tree with a piece of rope and is bonking it on the head (AWWWWWWW!! ;_;) with…
Others: The map!
Jou: NOT good…
YB: Muhahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha!!!!!!!! * Squirrel eats the map *
D**m!!!!! * Squirrel bites his finger * 0_0 YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Others: --;;;
Yami: You a**! Now we're stuck in the middle of a city we don't even know!
YB: * smugly * No worries! I have a superior way of direction due my robbing of tombs 5000 years ago. I'll lead the way!
Ryou: 5000 years ago? Isn't your memory a little rusty by now if you don't mind my asking?
YB: ^__^ ; What street are we on?
Others: * Anime fall *
Yug: I know! Let's go over to the closest house and ask for directions!
Yami: Not a bad idea! Come on. * the teenagers go to the nearest house and ask for directions *
No sooner did they ring the doorbell that a tall woman with big blue hair came to the door. (Guess who?? ~.O)
Big Hair Lady: Hello. What brings you here?
Ryou: UMM… Our map was eaten by a squirrel and we seem to have lost our way. We're pretty hungry and were wondering if you could direct us to the nearest diner. Let us introduce ourselves. This is Yug, Bakura, Honda, Juo, and Yami. (Yes, I left Anzu out because I can't stand her and she'd ruin the fic! ^________________^)
Big Haired Lady: Hi. I'm Marge Simpson and this is Lisa ( she pointed to a little girl with spiky blond hair) Bart ( she gestured towards a boy with spiky hair the same colour as the little girl's) and Homer ( she referred to the large balding man beside her. By all means, do come in!
Yug: ^_______^ Thanks!
YB: Another place to rob… heh heh heh…
Ice_Goddess: Well, I'll write a better chapter next time… - -;
YB: * Waves his bandaged hand * Preferably one WITHOUT squirrels!
Yami: * grins * That's quite alright! Another squirrel in the next chapter would be grand!
Ice_Goddess: Please R&R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!