Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Yu-Gi-Oh! Torture Show ❯ Episode 1- Tea & Mai ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or the PokeRAP.

Joey: Once again, out of ideas...

Yup^^

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Kim: ::walks on stage while the audience applaudes:: Hello Everyone! Welcome to the first episode of...THE YU-GI-OH! TORTURE SHOW!

Audience: ::wild applause::

Kim: Today for your veiwing pleasure, we will be torturing.....Kujaku Mai! ::Joey wheels out a dog-sized cage with an angry Mai inside:: and......Tea Gardner! ::Tristan wheels out a similar cage with Tea inside::

Audience: ::loud booing and throwing of tomaotes at Tea's cage::

Kim: ::leans on Tea's cage:: Not too popular, are we? ::turns to the audience:: Anywho, to torture these annoying anime minor characters we'll be...

Tea: I AM NOT A MINOR CHARACTER!

Mai: Neither am I!

Kim: SHUT UP! ::kicks the cages:: As I was saying, to torture them, we will lock them in a sound-proof room for 3 whole hours!

Tea: What's so bad about that?

Kim: Did I mention that the only sound you can hear inside the room is the PokeRap?

Tea & Mai: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And So, Mai and Tea were locked in the room for 3 hours with nothing to do but listen to the PokeRAP.

`~` 3 hours later `~`

Kim: Ok, let's see how they're doing^^ ::slightly opens the door and sees Mai and Tea singing and dancing to the PokeRap:: What the....

Tea: ::very off key:: I want to be the best! There ever was! TO BEAT ALL THE REST! Yeah, that's My CAUSE!

Mai: Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey, Venosaur, Rattatta, Spearow, Pidgey, Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Ghastly, Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree!

Tea: Catch 'em, CATCH 'eM, GOttA CatCH 'EM aLl, PoKeMON!

Tea & Mai: ::continue singing::

Kim: o.O That's just not right.... Oh well^^ Time for plan "B"^^ JOEY!

Joey: ::comes out holding 2 guns (I know what you're all thinking, but don't worry^^)::

Kim: Ok, on the count of three. 1,2,3!!!!

Kim & Joey: :: shooting spree^^; stop after a while::

Tea & Mai: ::laughing::

Kim: What the....::reads label:: LAUGHING GAS!!!!

Joey: I wonder how that happened...o.O

Kim: Wait a minute....Yaaaaaamiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yami: ::shrugs:: what?^^

Kim: grrrrrrrr...... Die! :: shoots the remaining laughing gas at Yami ::

Yami: what the... :: gets hit by the laughing gas :: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! :: dies of laughter ::

Kim: Uh...whoops^^'

Joey: Oh well, look at them :: points to Tea and Mai who also died of laughter ::

Kim: Uh...I guess it worked then^^ Anywho, this concludes the first episode of the Yu-Gi-Oh! Torture Show^^ I hope you enjoyed it^^

Joey: Please R&R^^