Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Zesty Adventures of Mr.Paws ❯ Chapter one ( Chapter 1 )

Sweet notes: Ohhh, a sort of firsts for me. Hopefully it'll be good. Jounouchi is a puppy for a Halloween party, and a few people just can't help themselves. I liked thinking of the title; it leaves room for the imagination. Ladies and Gentlemen, "The zesty adventures of Mr.Paws." Hehehe. It's a little bit corny for a bit, but it picks up after a while. I think if I were used to such fictions it would be better, but I'm damn proud of the smuttiness.

Jou: Oh my god, she's gonna get me killed, first I'm an elf, now this…

Sweetdeily: Aww, don't be like that, just think of the sex!

Jou: I am! That's what's gonna kill me!

Sweetdeily:… drama queen.

Seto: Wheeeee NEKKIE PUPPY!!!! *attempts to glomp Jou*

Jou: @.@ What the fuck did you feed him??? *ducks*

Sweetdeily: Umm, nothing? *hides mushrooms, strawberries, chocolate, lollipops, her wand and a glass of wine* ~.~;

Jou: *being glomped* A-ack, bullshit! #.#

Sweetdeily: Okay, so maybe I fiddled with his hormonal impulses a bit… hehe, or a lot, but still, he's cute *fangirl grin*

Seto: Wheeeee!!!! *attached to Jou's arm* ^w^

Jou:… someone save me…

Warnings: NC-17, lemon, PWP, Seto/ Jounouchi, Otogi/ Jounouchi references, Yugi+Yami/ Jounouchi references, Honda/ Jounouchi references, Mokuba/ Jounouchi references, Ryou+Bakura/Jounouchi references, (NOTE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REFERENCES AND ACTUAL COUPLING) citrusyness, dress up goodness, Yaoi, Homosexuals, Bishounen boinking Bishounen, Pretty boys getting laid by other pretty boys, course language, smut with a capital MOUTH and ummm…. Really perverted stuff. Enjoy my pretties! Wheee!

Disclaimer: You and I can only dream. If I DID own Yugioh, all those wonderful Yaoi vibes would not be put to waste! But… they are, and I don't own it, so I'll go and cry in a corner now *sobs*.

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Zesty Adventures of Mr. Paws.

~ Brought to you by Sweetdeily Fanfiction Corporation productions.

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Jounouchi hated the night.

No, not the darkness or the pretty stars, just the time it was.

Halloween.

Now, normally, Jounouchi enjoyed Halloween. It was fun to dress up.

Not this time.

This time, he hated it. The whhhooollleee outfit.

"Stupid costume shop and stupid mess ups and stupid freakin' puppy costumes!" He grumbled under his breath and he walked. Behind him swayed a short, adorable brown tail.

High Ones help him, if someone so much as commented about the outfit; he would rip them apart, or blow them away with a solid sledgehammer of dueling. It was like the cosmic forces involved in his life wanted to see him in a dog outfit permanently!

"Stupid cosmic forces…" He added to his grumbling.

Ahead of him he could hear laughter and music and the sound of thousands of people having fun.

Kaiba Corporations had decided to put on a party for all the duelists. This narrowed down to Mokuba annoying his oniisan into having a party and the elder Kaiba deciding to invite duelists instead of just everyone. As it was Halloween, the invitation had said to expressly dress up. Jounouchi had originally planned to not come, but when his friends annoyed him into it he had conceded, opting to dress up at the flaming swordsman (this time without Bakura's 'help').

That's where the puppy costume he was wearing came in. The costume shop he had hired the outfit from had said everything was arranged and in order, he had picked up the plastic bag, and the day had gone fine. Until he had opened the bag to put his costume on.

There had been a mix up.

What Jounouchi pulled out was a puppy suit, not a flaming swordsman suit.

To add to this 'minor' problem, all the costume shops in town had shut down earlier than usual, and none of his friends were his size. This 'medium' problem escalated further when he remembered that he couldn't simply 'not' go because he'd promised Serenity that he would go.

So a very put out puppy arrived at Kaiba World that evening, grumbling under its cute lil breath and wanting to run for it.

Jounouchi went searching for his friends straight away; maybe they could give him some sympathy. He ignored the food and drinks, the laughing people and the crush of bodies, simply concentrating on looking for Yugi and the others.

"Over here! Jounouchi-kun!" A voice yelled. Jounouchi looked around, spotting Honda and heading that direction.

"Konnichiwa minna." Jounouchi said as he joined everyone.

Yugi was dressed as a cop; a blue jump suit and a utility belt with a very real looking baton strapped to it. He had the hat on backwards and was sitting on Yami's lap, between them a pair of handcuffs across Yami's wrists seemed to be going unnoticed. Yami was obviously dressed as a convict, wearing the black and white striped jump suit and a pair of clothy shoes.

Leaning against one wall was Honda, decked out in commando gear, complete with fake plastic targeting glasses and a squirt gun. Beside him was none other than Mokuba who was dressed as a princess, scarily resembling himself from Kaiba's RPG duelist game (lllooonnnngg story as to WHY Mokuba had been in drag).

To Mokuba's right, with a tray full of odd colored drinks and lollipops that Jounouchi was pretty sure were all alcoholic, was Otogi, dressed in his normal clothing.

"Err, Jounouchi I thought you were going to be the flaming swordsman?" Yugi asked, looking Jounouchi up and down.

Jounouchi whimpered pathetically; he was wearing a pair of puppy ears and a clinging brown body suit, and big soft paw gloves a short tail and big pawed shoes that felt more like ugg boots. He sighed. "Someone messed the costumes up and by the time I found out it was too late. Hey, where are Anzu and Mai?"

Yugi shrugged, kicking his legs and snuggling closer to Yami. "I'm not sure; Anzu's working, but Mai was here for a little while before she went off with some old guy…" Yami whispered something, dark eyes watching Jounouchi as he spoke in a murmur to Yugi. Yugi giggled and glanced at Jounouchi too. "Could be right there…"

Jounouchi cocked his head to one side. "Nani?"

"Yami says that maybe it wasn't coincidence that you're costume was mixed up."

Jounouchi blinked. "Well, there's only two people that would play such a cruel joke… and…" He thought for a moment before rounding on Otogi.

Otogi played with his hair and shook his head. "Nope. I didn't even know you were coming, Jounouchi." He smiled weakly, offering Jounouchi a lollipop off his tray. "Here, proof that I wouldn't try that again."

Jounouchi shrugged and took the lollipop. "What about you, Mokuba?" The blonde puppy asked.

Mokuba blinked in confusion. "I have no interest in you and puppy outfits Jounouchi…"

Jounouchi chuckled and unwrapped the lollipop. "No, I mean the pain in the ass you call your brother. I know you're a good kid, Mokuba."

Mokuba shrugged. "He was probably too busy terrorizing the decorators. When he saw a cartoon version of his Blue Eyes White Dragon he fired five people and told them that he never wanted to see such a monstrosity again."

Jounouchi laughed and slipped his lollipop into his mouth. Poor decorators.

The blonde found and seat and chatted with his friends for a while, listening to Yami babble on about some sort of awesome card he'd seen in one of the shops. Yes, 'Yami' and 'babble' in the same sentence, duel cards were apparently on the same level as sex with his hikari, which was something Jounouchi didn't need to know and told Yugi to stop telling him. Finally the conversation drew to Otogi.

"So, why aren't you in costume, Otogi?" Jounouchi asked, pulling his lollipop out of his mouth and running his tongue over the candy. Several pairs of eyes watched this movement and widened as he innocently slipped the candy back into his mouth, unaware of the sudden attention on his mouth.

Otogi licked his lips before answering. "I am in costume."

Jounouchi blinked. "What do you mean?"

"I came as me."

Everyone laughed and instantly stopped to watch Jounouchi suckling on the lollipop.

Jounouchi blinked. "Ummm, guys… why are you all staring at me?"

"Huh! Oh no, I just space out like that, yep, spacey, me!" Mokuba said, quickly looking away.

"Yeah, really, Jounouchi, you're not all that interesting!" Otogi said offhandly.

Yami was too busy tongue wrestling Yugi over something to reply.

Honda shrugged. "You look like you're giving someone a blow job with the lollipop. It's pretty fascinating."

Jounouchi paused and blinked before sinking his teeth into the candy. The cracking made everyone wince. Jounouchi chuckled. "Uhuh. Ri-ight Honda. You do realize aside from Yami and Yugi there, that we're all semi-straight?"

Mokuba coughed. "Oniisan says that boys at your age experiment a lot and don't really know their own sexual preferences."

Jounouchi just stared at the younger Kaiba. "You're brother is weird, kid."

Mokuba shrugged and pointed to behind Jounouchi. "At least he isn't about to be pounced on."

Jounouchi blinked. "Eh? ACK!!!!" Two white forms pounced on him from behind and the blonde found himself smothered under Ryou and Bakura, both wearing completely white outfits.

"What was that we heard about a blow job, Jounouchi-kun?" Bakura purred full throated into the blonde's ear from behind him. Ryou was sitting on Jou's lap, adorable eyes batting innocently as he leaned closer and rubbed shamelessly against him.

Jounouchi made a strangled sound and rolled to one side. "Jeeez, you two are perverts!" He said, red faced and attempting to dislodge himself from his own chair. He managed and hit the floor.

"Itai…"

Yami's face appeared above him. "You okay, Jounouchi-kun?" the tricoloured haired boy asked.

Jounouchi groaned.

Yami tsked and turned back to Bakura and Ryou. "Honestly, don't you two know anything? Jounouchi isn't likely to have it kinky; he needs it vanilla like, right Partner?"

Yugi knelt down next to Jounouchi and nodded. "Don't worry, we have skills you'd never dream of, especially Yami, he can do this wicked thing with his tongue and…"

Jounouchi's eyes went wide and he hid behind Honda. "Ack! Ecchi, ecchi, ecchi!!!! What the hell is up with you four?"

Bakura and Ryou seemed to find this question hilarious and fell back laughing. Yugi shrugged. "Well, I'm a little drunk, and Yami is just always like that… just I try to keep it to himself most of the time. When you're trapped in an item for a long time, you seem to have this insatiable horniness about you…" Yugi giggled.

Jounouchi paled when Honda petted him. "Honda-kun…" He asked squeakily.

This was really too much.

"Don't worry. I'm not interested in anyone sexually. Well, aside from you, there's no one."

Jounouchi yelped and backed away, looking between Otogi and Mokuba. He blinked, realized how stupid it was to not think Otogi wanted him and turned to the little boy.

"Help?" he whimpered, still backing away for the four bickering people and his 'friend'.

Mokuba sweatdropped. "I knew spiking the soda would end in chaos, but I didn't think it would be this kind of chaos. C'mon, I'll save you."

Mokuba stood and, skirts floating around him, he lead the blonde up the stairs of Kaiba World and began running when their 'friends' started chasing them.

Jounouchi yelped when someone tried to tackle him and ended up losing one of his puppy paws in the effort to get away.

The took off up a steep flight of stairs and Jounouchi's reflexes were the only thing that stopped him and Mokuba from falling into a hole summoned up by Bakura with his dark magic. The puppy jumped just before the ground crumpled in and rolled. Mokuba was waiting for him and they continued to run up the stairs.

Sweat trickled down Jounouchi's back as they ran, his legs burning with the effort to just keep running. Just as he was about to collapse and let himself get molested or worse they reached a landing, Mokuba ran behind them and slammed the door closed, locking it. The two boys collapsed to the ground, Jounouchi moaned.

"My feet are killing me, didn't you ever hear of elevators?"

Mokuba huffed and puffed, breathing in and out in pants. "They elevators are always breaking down. And if they were crazy enough to try and summon up a hole on the stairs, I think they would have wasted no time climbing the elevator shaft and catching you there."

Jounouchi stretched his legs, moaning at the pain in his muscles. "What the hell did you spike the drinks with?" he asked grouchily. Now that he could catch his breath he realized they were in a long corridor, many doors either side of them.

Mokuba shrugged. "I dunno, a weird girl with red hair said this powdery stuff would make the night interesting."

"You took stuff from a stranger?"

Mokuba shook his head. "Oh, no, she goes to my school. My friend Susan knows her."

Jounouchi relaxed, at least it shouldn't be too bad then… right?

The sound of several bodies banging on the locked door made him jump. "Shit, we gotta keep moving. Eh?" Mokuba shook his head, coming and sitting right on top of the puppy before he could get up.

"The door is locked. They won't get through. Now that we're all alone… Jounouchi…" Mokuba looked down at the blonde with adoration in his eyes.

Jounouchi's eyes widened. Shit!

He gently moved Mokuba off him and then ran for it.

Behind him he heard the door splinter open.

Jounouchi whimpered and picked a random blue door, opening it and running straight in. he slammed the door behind him and sank to the floor, heart beating fast. If he survived the night he would hunt down every last one of his friends and pound them into an unrecognizable pulp!

"What are you doing in here, mongrel?" a cold voice asked.

Double shit!

~ To be continued…

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