Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ There's More Than One Way To Beat You ❯ There's More Than One Way To Beat You ( Chapter 1 )

There Are Other Ways To Defeat You

By: The Sick And Twisted Mind of Me...Magenta Fox

Magenta Fox: Wellllll...lookie here. I've written another fic. Did I ever tell you people I love to do what others don't? Fist I do I fic where Seto, Joey, Bakura and Yami are all in drag. Then I do one with a plot never before seen (or so I'm told) involving the Items being created by Maidens and the gang has to reunite them all before they go mad and Yami's twin bro takes over the world. THEN I do a fic where Ryou RAPES his yami. After that I do another fic, this time with Joey recording him and Seto going at it. But noooo...I couldn't be done just yet. I have to go and write Rex/Weevil yaoi. So buckle your seatbelts and keep your lunch in your stomach cause it's gonna be a puke-a-licious ride!

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"...AND STAY OUT!" Mai shouted, throwing Rex's bag at his head to add to the effect. The grey-haired duelist couldn't believe that his female competitor actually knew every card before she even played it let alone that she beat him silly in an embarrassingly short duel. He'd lost his chance at Duel Monster's Regional Champion and now some rookie chick wanted to waltz in an show him up. Life just did not want to not work in Rex's favor.

There were three master suits on the ship. The best went to Weevil, the champion, the second went to him and the third was to be shared by the two that got third and forth place.

'This bites!' Rex growled to himself before turning to kick the innocent wall. He howled and grabbed his foot when he felt the jolt of pain shot through it. Did the world just want him to suffer for something he did wrong?

Unknown to him, Rex was wondering in the direction of Weevil's room, which was a little more set off then the other rooms on the boat, due to it's large size. Rumors had circulated that it covered two floors and had two bedrooms...

"But do I wanna share a room with," Rex grimaced, "Weevil Underwood?" The truth was he had no choice. He couldn't go up to the main deck and explain that some girl with a short skirt and a pretty face conned him...okay booted him... out of his own room. Walking down the rest of the hallways, he took a big gulp of air and mustered the strength to ask his greatest enemy a favor.

*Knock, knock, knock*

"Who is it?" came Weevil's shrill voice, obviously annoyed at any visitor who came at that late an hour.
Another three, rapid knocks.

Clatter could be heard from inside the room before the bug duelist answered the door. He had already craned his neck up, being so used to everyone being taller then him, and was surprised when, of all people, Rex Raptor was the one requesting his presence so late at night.

"What are you doing here?" he sneered.

"Ah...promise you won't laugh?" Rex asked.

Weevil crossed his fingers behind his back. "Sure."

"I lost a duel to this girl named Mai and she kicked me out of my room. I was wondering if you had an extra bed or couch or something."

Cackling. Shrill, eardrum-breaking cackling rang through the halls and Weevil doubled over in hysterics at his enemyâEs misfortune.

"HEY! You promised you wouldn't laugh," Rex huffed with steam practically blowing out fo his ears. The only response he got were two crossed fingers put in his view before Weevil retreated back into his room, waving for Rex to follow him.

Needless to say, the slightly taller of the two was very annoyed at the annoying boy's continued, mocking laugher. Without thought he pounced at him, and pinned him to the floor.

"It's not funny," Rex stated firmly, taking a moment to enjoy the look of pure shock on Weevil's usually sinister-looking face. The laughing stop and the room became and eerie silent before Rex finally took note of the position he was in. One knee was in between Weevil's legs; the other on the outside of his left thigh and his arms trapped the shorter boy's arms at both sides. 'Well, this is a compromising position. So why don't I just move?'

Good question. He didn't move and neither did the one pinned beneath him. They just remained still, transfixed on the other's eyes, almost daring them to move; whether it be away of closer. It was Rex who finally closed his eyes and leaned down slightly until Weevil could feel his light breath dance across his lips. He stopped and opened one eye to see if a smack in the face was waiting for him but found that the other boy had already taken the initiative and locked his lips onto his own. Shock overtaking his mind for only a mere moment, Rex swiftly sought to gain control of the kiss, forcefully sliding his tongue past Weevil's lips and finding a warm and surprisingly inviting mouth.

***Sarah Takes the Keyboard***



Just then, the open window was swarmed with flying monkeys. They each raised an eyebrow as the monkeys lifted them up into the sky and brought them to the wicked witch of the west. She cackled at the sight of them, for they were short and ugly little insects.

"So my pretties...you have the ruby slippers ay?"

"What ruby slippers...are you from Canada?" Weevil asked.

The silver haired duelist then looked down to find that he had on a pair of bright red sparkly pumps.

"These don't match my outfit!" he screamed, tossing his hair and throwing his purse over his shoulder.

Rex had the strangest urge to get down on all fours and bark like a dog.....so he did.

"Shut up Toto!" Weevil sneered. Just as the witch was about to throw the Rex dog out the window, Dorothy walked in looking confused.

"Oh...never mind, Dorothy's here. You two losers can go, and give me those shoes you little four eyed dork!!!" The witch cackled again before letting the two loose in the haunted forest.

Rex and Weevil walked around the haunted forest, and suddenly realized that they were once again alone. Weezil pulled Rex closer and smiled at him.

"We never got to finish whatever it was we started, Rex."

Weevil went to pull Rex into a deep kiss, when they heard music coming from a little clearing in the woods. They broke away realizing that they were no longer alone.

"Hey, there are doors on these trees!" Rex exclaimed, opening the door with the pumpkin. They were both sucked inside and landed in an abandoned graveyard. Ghosts floated everywhere and scary Halloween things were all over. They were already scared, but realized that no one knew they were there and decided that they might as well keep going.

"Jack! Sally! What are you kids up to?" asked a fat man with a large hat. He had a spider for a tie and a badge that said 'mayor.'

"Jack and Sally? Who are they?" Weevil asked. "Look...we're really very horny and have been trying to be together and everyone interrupts us...so if you don't mind, could we please be alone?"

"Oh, here come the real Jack and Sally...I guess you guys can leave, just go through the graveyard and you'll know where to go from there."

They walked through the graveyard to a big flashing lightshow over a sign that said 'civilazation' with an arrow. They locked arms and began to skip down the path until they were surrounded by random floating objects, and then realized that they, themselves were floating down a hole...or rather falling. They kept falling and hugging each other until they landed in a giant box of cookies.

"Well...that was convenient" Rex said brushing flour off his sleeve. The box was then swept away by a tidal wave and the box floated along until they found themselves on the beach. They walked and walked until they found 2 dorky looking twins that were singing about a carpenter and a walrus. Weevil and Rex gave each other a look while the twins introduced themselves as Tweedil Dum and Tweedil Dee.

"Um...Where in fucking hell ARE WE?" Weevil yelled. Rex fanned at the smoke blowing out his ears.

***Magenta Fox takes her computer back*** Stupid Sarah.....anywho.......

However, when he found himself fighting to undo the green collar of the boy's shirt, Rex's thoughts snapped back to reality and he stopped everything he was doing. Their eyes met for a brief second, their lips still touching, before they both pulled back and caught their breath.

"What do you think you're doing Raptor?" Weevil snapped, wiping his mouth off like he'd eaten some sort of digesting food.

"ME?! What do YOU think YOU'RE doing?" he shot back, still keeping the boy he was yelling at pinned to the floor.

"You can't possibly think I'm responsible for what just happened!"

"You practically threw yourself at me!"

Weevil looked down at Rex's legs, still prohibiting him from moving. "Are you sure your not backwards Dino-brain?"

"DINO-BRAIN?! Tough words coming from some bug-lover."

"Fossilized moron!"

"Anthead!"

"Dimwit-a-saurus!"

And yet again there lips came crashing together, this time with more force and passion then before, Weevil's arms finally moving to wrap themselves around Rex's neck and pull him as close as he could be, removing that stupid red hat of his and tossing it aside before running his finger through his hair. Not wasting any time, Rex ripped the red bow tie from his counterpart's next before sending it in the same direction as the hat had gone. Both their coats followed suit before Rex's lips began to explore his prey's neck.

Weevil was attempting to will his body not to moan under the pleasure attack he was under. This proved to be harder then he thoughts as he felt something wet slide into and massage his ear, making him bite down on his lower lips to suppress the sound brewing in the back of his throat. As much as he hated the idea of losing the sweet touches on his neck, Rex's shirt just had to go. It soon joined the small pile that was now forming in the living room area of Weevil's suit.

"Isn't there some better place then the floor," Rex panted out as he began undoing the buttons to the younger boy's white shirt. Suddenly his wrists were grabbed before Weevil got up and bolted for his bedroom, snickering slightly as Rex tripped over his own feet as he was practically dragged along.

"It ain't funny," rex stated in a voice more sultry then snappy.

"Actually, it's very amusing to watch you practically fall over yoursel- AH!" Weevil's little speech was just of when Rex clamped his mouth down on one of his nipples, sending ripples of pleasure coursing through his small form. while keeping his counterpart at bay, Rex looked around the room a bit, his eyes landing on a certain design of the bed they were on. It was large, with red and gold silk sheets but one very interesting characteristic...

...gold ropes held curtain-like, red, velvet clothes to each of the bedposts. Getting a wicked idea he quickly grasped both of weevils wrists in one hand and reach to her right, taking the rope and flipping Weevil onto his back in one swift motion.

"What do you think you're doing Raptor?!" he shouted for the second time that night. Rex could have sworn Weevil could have fought back a LOT harder then he was.

"Think of this as retribution for Regionals," he answered before flipping him onto his back again and nibbling a bit at his shoulders. So his mother making him be a Boy Scout actually did come in handy...

Of course, this situation had to be used to its fullest. Rex slowly unzipped the other's pants, sliding the plain-green boxers down with them so Weevil was trapped, bare and venerable underneath him. However, he remained propped up on his knees, not allowing the...lower half, of the other boy's body to receive any touch.

[A/N: OMG I Just realized what the HELL I'm writing here. I'm...OMG...this is just sick and twisted and wrong! What the HELL is wrong with me?! I'm writing about Weevil Underwood and Rex Raptor going at it like freakin' wild freakin' bunnies. OM Holy F |_| ( | < | |\| G GOD! I need help! Just thought I'd share that with ya. ^_^ Now back to the yaoi badness.]

"Untie me you imbecile!" the shorted boy barked as he tried, rather half-heartedly, to free himself from his bonds. Rex took notice as his lack of struggle.

"You like this don't you?" he whispered seductively into the boy's ear. weevil fought back the urge to shudder and moan, only to have it all be in vain as his pleasure-staved body began acting on it's own accord. "So Weevil Underwood likes to be tied up. Hm? Seems, you're a kinky little weirdo. Let's see how you react to pain." In one swift motion he moved down slightly to the pale neck at his mercy and bit down hard, drawing a small amount of blood. A small squeak issued from the younger boy's mouth as a result of the mixed shock and pleasure.

"M-more...please..." Weevil whimpered pitifully. He didn't care, however, he knew what he wanted and had no shame in begging for it.

Rex couldn't help but laugh. "Oh this is definitely great revenge for that defeat you handed me before. Seems I have you completely at my mercy."

"I'll give you whatever you want just...please..."

This was too much fun. "Please what?"

No response.

"Oh come on Underwood, I know you have it someone in you," Rex sated, beginning a trail of licks, nips and kisses down his counterparts small body, stopping for a moment to dip his tongue in his navel. He was slightly rewarded when he finally heard his names slightly moaned out. Ignoring the obvious arousal before him, he slid down to tease the skin connecting thigh and pelvis.

"Oh for the love of GOD please, just take me!" weevil finally screamed, bucking his hips up for any more contact then he could get.

"So you finally give in?" Rex smirked triumphantly. He was glad too, his pants were getting tighter as he questioned how long he could have kept this game up. Quickly and clumsily he removed his own pants and stuck three of his own fingers in his mouth, coating him with saliva.

Weevil began his craving whimpering again, saddened by the complete loss of touch. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a slickened digit was thrust into his tight entrance, sending another moan bouncing off the walls of Weevil's suite. A second finger was added, and the process of stretching the boy for what was yet to come. Rex brought himself back up and pressed his lips firmly to the others, kissing him passionately in an attempt to keep his mind off the momentary discomfort as the third finger was inserted. They remained that way for a while, tasting and exploring every heated crevice of each other's mouths.

"This might hurt," Rex whispered, his lip still lightly touching Weevil's as he panted and gasped for air.

"Do you think I care?" Weevil asked, thrusting down onto the fingers inside him to show just how needy he was.

After removing the probing digits, Rex took the final position at the boy's entrance, pushing himself in slightly as to not taking away his ability to walk for a few days. This, however, proved to be a rather difficult task as the tight heat encasing his throbbing erection made his senses reel like they never had before. It was shear bliss and it took every muscle in his body to keep from thrusting in hard and fast.

On the other hand, his counterpart had different objectives. He purposely clamped his inner wall's down on the older boy's shaft, making him emit a slight growl before completely burying himself to the hilt.

The two stayed there for a while, getting used to the complete feel of everything going on before moving slowly; almost torturously. When he began speeding up, Rex found himself the one spot inside his little lover that made his vision go white and his screams even louder. Soon enough he was pounding in hard and fast, hitting that spot with every frenzied thrust. If he was in the right state of mind his would have worried about someone hearing them as the back of the bed banged against the wall loudly and they both vocalized the unbridled pleasure they were experiencing.

Grasping between their bodies, Rex took hold of Weevil's abandoned erection and began pumping in time with his thrusts, sending the boy eve more into the oblivious depth of passion. He finally came, releasing his essence onto both their bare stomachs. A few more thrusts and he reached his own orgasm, collapsing onto top of the one below him as they both regained their awareness and breath.

"This never leaves this room," Rex finally panted, his strength still not enough as to let him move.

"Deal," Weevil agreed, in a similar state. "But we should do this more often."

"Yeah, and what to I get out of it?" Rex laughed slightly.

"I'll give you a kiss," the insect duelist replied, doing an impression of Mai.

"How'd you know about that?!"

Weevil snickered. "I can hear everything from your room through the heating vent in my...bed...room..."

The two looked up before evil, feminine laughter sounded through the room.

"It's gonna take a LOT of money and favors to keep THIS a secret," Mai laughed. "A Whole lot..."


THE END