Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ They'd Never Say That!!! ❯ *pokes out tongue* WEEEEE!!!!! ( Chapter 1 )

THEY'D NEVER SAY THAT!!!!!!!!!

Hey this is an idea I got off an anime website, and I thought it was pretty cool, so I thought up some of my own sayings. It's based on what YGO characters would NEVER EVER EVER SAY!!!!!!! (or what you could NEVER imagine them saying…) hope you enjoy! ^___________________^

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"I am sooooooooooo ugly!!!!!! WAAAAAAA!!" - Mai Valentine (don't know the Japanese surname for her @_@)

"I hate you! I hate ALL of you!!!!!" - Anzu Mazaki

"Heart of the cards? BWAHAHAH!! WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT!!?" - Yuugi Motou

"He looks too scary to duel… *cowers away*." - Kaiba Seto

"ME? Have the all the Millennium Items as a birthday present? NEVER!!" - Malik Ishtar and/or Bakura

"*whining* BUT I wanna go to the MAAALLL!!!!" - Pegasus J. Crawford

"Eww… are you out of your MIND? I can't eat THAT!" - Jounouchi Katsuya

"I am SO changing my hairstyle! *books appointment at the hairdressers immediately*." - Ryuuji Otogi.

"*looking in mirror side-on* Ra, I need to lose weight…" - Yami

"Go! Attack my little Kuriboh!" - Seto

"You look like a slut in that skirt." - Dark Magician talking to Dark Magician Girl

"You're ugly and you know it!" - Ryou Bakura to Yami Bakura

"Serenity is such a whore!" - Honda Hirito

"I love you Tristan!!!" Shizuka Katsuya.

"*attacks Yugi's hair with hedge-clippers* I HATE YOU YUGI!!!!!!" - Anzu

"How do you expect me to ride this thing? *points to motorbike*." - Honda

"Like this STUPID DICKHEAD!!! *gets on motorbike and roars away*." - Anzu

"God I hate my hair… o_O." - Jounouchi

"*looking in mirror* Work it baby yeah!" - Pegasus

"No, I'm afraid stripes just don't work for me *holding up famous stripy t-shirt*." - Bakura

"What is this piece of junk anyway? *chucks away Millennium Rod*." - Malik/Marik

"Oh, no I don't drink *turns down glass of red wine from his servant*." - Pegasus

"I hate this card! *rips up Dark Magician*." - Yugi/Yami

"*struts out dressed in black leather* DAMN I LOOK GOOD!" - Ryou

"No you don't, you look ugly in leather, hikari!" - Bakura

"Who asked you?! Stupid yami…" - Ryou

"Follow my heart? BWAHAHA!!! WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT!!!" - Anzu

"You really expect me to believe that a NECKLACE can tell me the future and the past? Get a LIFE!" - Isis Ishtar

"What the hell would I want to go to Egypt for?" - Yugi

"Well of course I'm ugly, what did you expect?! Some sort of male supermodel…?" - Seto (A/N: He would make a good male model, wouldn't he? ^_^)

"Please cut my hair." - Mokuba

"I'm a what now? A pharaoh, you say?" - Yami

"Hair gel? What in the name of Ra is that?" - Marik Ishtar (A/N: as if you've never heard of THAT before… your hair couldn't be without it!!!!)

"I don't look ANYTHING like you!!!" - Ryou to Bakura

"Neither do I!" - Yami to Yugi (A/N: he doesn't… REALLY… e_e)

"*rattling moneybox while dressed in rags on the street* Money for the poor… money for the poor!!" - Seto

"Yay! I can see out of both eyes!! ^_^ O_O." - Pegasus

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