Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ This story is... well... er... gettin' strange... . ❯ Chapter 1: Shadow Realm Strangeness ( Chapter 1 )

Chapter 1:

Shadow Realm Strangeness

1000LD: I don't own any of these characters except me and my Yami: Karen_Osiris.

Bakura: Are we gonna die?

1000LD: Not that I know of.

Marik: ^-^0

Yami: Let us begin!

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In Author Land we are all siting in front of a nice, warm fire.

Joey: What fire? *shivers*

1000LD: *snaps fingers*

Fire: *appears*

Joey: ^-^ 'k'.

Mokuba: What will we work with?

Téa: I love alliteration!

Mai: Shut up.

Yami: *growls* Leave her alone!

Marik: Hmph. I knew the pharoh had the hots for Téa!

Ishizu: *smacks Marik*

Marik: @.@ Ouchies!

Pegasus: Hey! Funny Bunny's on!

Mokuba: WOO-HOO!

TV: *is turned on*

1000LD: Grrrr…

TV: *is teleported to Greenland*

Pegasus: Huh? Where'd it go?

1000LD: *points up*

Pegasus: *reads* Oh. Greenland. Isn't that place full of ice?

Tristain: Yep. Go figure.

Yugi: I invoke the powers of my Millennium Puzzle to transport us all to the Shadow Realm!

1000LD: Oh, boy. Not again.

Joey: It's all dark!

Serenity: 1000LD, I'm scared. *snuggles up to author*

1000LD: ^_____________^

Joey: >_<

Tristain: Hey, kid, get away!

1000LD: DRAGOMORPH!

Suddenly, a bright light shines from 1000LD as he transforms to Dragon Mode; an Emerald Dragon appears. (4500/3800.)

Seto: I SHALL NOT BE OUTDONE! *grabs deck* I USE POLYMERIZATION TO FUSE MY 3 Blue-Eyes White Dragons together to form: Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon (4500/3800).

Ryou: I thought you didn't believe in Shadow Powers.

Seto: ^-^0 Uhhh…

1000LD: I play Rising Air Current! Since I'm a WIND monster, my stats change! (5000/3400.) DRAGON WIND SPHERE!

Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon: *poof*

Seto's LP: 7500

Seto: HEY! You can't hurt me!

1000LD: I just did.

Everyone except Serenity, Seto, and 1000LD: O.O

Serenity: ^-^ Kewl!

Karen_Osiris: Hey! I should get a say in this, right?

1000LD: *death glare*

K_O: Uh oh.

1000LD: HAHAHAHAHAHAH! I shouldn't hurt you… yet.

K_O: Good.

1000LD: You haven't summoned a monster yet!

K_O: -.- Bad.

Tristain: I summon the Cyber Commander (700/750) in defense mode!

1000LD: You know, I just noticed. Tristain, your hair style is the same as the Cyber Commander's! (A/N: It really is. Check out Serenity/Tristain/Duke vs. Robotic Knight dude in the Noa's Story arc of the show.)

1000LD: I invoke the power of Fairy Meteor Crush! Now… DRAGON WIND SPHERE!

Tristain's LP: 4750

Tristain: Uh oh. Not good.

Bakura: I play Destiny Board!

1000LD: I invoke one of my monster's special abilities: Pay 1000 LP to negate a Trap.

1000LD's LP: 7000

Destiny Board: *poof-ed*

Yami: I offer 3 monsters from my deck to summon Slifer the Sky Dragon (3000/3000). Next, Pot of Greed! (4000/4000)

Joey: Shield & Sword!

1000LD: (4300/4100)

Joey: Ummm… never mind.

Seto: Pot of Greed for Yami's hand!

Slifer: (6000/6000)

Yami: Slifer the Sky Dragon, attack 1000LD!

1000LD's LP: 5300

1000LD: *back to normal mode* Ouch.

Serenity: You little #@$%!

Joey: Serenity!

Serenity: *ignoring* Yami, call off Slifer, NOW!

Yami: Uhhh… actually, I can't.

Slifer: It'sssssssss ture.

Everyone else: O.OU

1000LD: Not good.

Joey: Yami, what about your other two Egyptian God Cards?

Yami: Then I couldn't get rid of them. WAIT! I discard my hand!

Slifer: YOU IDIOT! (0/0)

1000LD: I offer 2 deck monsters to summon Red-Eyes Black Dragon (2400/2000).

Red-Eyes Black Dragon: (400/2000)

1000LD: Red-Eyes, attack Slifer!

Slifer: NOOOO!

Yami's LP: 7600

Serenity: That was odd.

Joey: I summon Rocket Warrior (1500/1200). Attack Red-Eyes!

1000LD's LP: 4200

Duke: You idiot! If we lose the author, you can't get paid!

Joey: Huh? Oh, yeah.

Duke: I offer 2 monsters and play Dimension Dice to summon: Orgot the Relentless (2500/2400). Attack Rocket Warrior!

Joey's LP: 7000

1000LD: I play Black Luster Ritual, offer Dark Magician and Kuriboh (7+1=8) to summon Black Luster Soldier (3000/2500)! Attack Orgot!

Duke's LP: 7500

Mai: I play Cyber Harpie (1800/1300 --> 2300/900) and equip her with Axe of Despair! (3300/900.) Attack Black Luster Soldier!

1000LD's LP: 3900

1000LD: I use Spellbinding Circle! Cyber Harpie is trapped!\

Marik: *shouting very loudly* WAIT!

Everyone else: *stops*

Marik: I hate Téa's friendship speeches as much as the next guy, but I think she actually has a point. (A/N: That's a scary thought.) If we work together, mabye we can destroy Yugi!

Yugi: WHAT?!?

Marik: Don't worry, we can always use the Dragonballs to wish you back.

1000LD: This is supposed to be Yu-Gi-Oh! only! You can't use Dragonballs!

Marik: ^-^0 Oh, yeah! Well, can't we at least get along?

Yugi: You're scaring me.

Marik: Seriously, the author has less than half his LP remaining!

1000LD's wristband: [LP: 3900]

Marik: So whadaya say?

1000LD: I summon Injection Fairy Lily (400/1500). Lily, cranck up your ATK and attack Marik!

1000LD's LP: 1900

Marik's LP: 4600

Bakura: I offer 1 Deck monster and summon Reaper of the Cards (1380/1930). I also summon Souls of the Forgotten (900/200). Souls, attack!

1000LD's LP: 1400

Bakura: Reaper, attack!

1000LD's LP: 20

1000LD: *KO'd* X.X

Serenity: Hey, you! *points to Bakura*

Bakura: Me?

Serenity: Because of YOU, the author is down to his last 20 LP!

Bakura: ^-^0

Serenity: I play Polymerization to fuse Marie the Fallen One with The Forgiving Maiden to summon: St. Joan (2800/2000)!

Bakura: Uh… oh…

Serenity: Joan, attack Reaper, followed by Souls!

Serenity's LP: 8200

Serenity: Oh, yeah… since 2 attacks means 2 turns, I gain 200 LP from Marie the Fallen One's special effect: When it's in the Graveyard, I gain 200 LP during every one of my Standby Phases.

Bakura's LP: 4680

Ryou: Are we really supposed to be having this Free-For-all?

Serenity: Ummm… no.

Joey: TRISTAIN STARTED IT!

Serenity: Oh, yeah… *evil grin*

Serenity's LP: 8400

Serenity: Joan, attack Tristain!

Tristain's LP: 1950

Joey: Uh… is anyone keeping score?

1000LD: Yeah! Here are the scores:

Joey: I thought you were KO'd.

1000LD: Oh, yeah! X.X

Joey: -.-

Téa: I summon Petit Angel (600/900). I also use Silver Bow & Arrow! (PA: 900/1200). ATTACK TRISTAIN!

Tristain: 1050

Serenity's LP: 8600

Serenity: Joan, attack Téa's Angel!

Téa's LP: 6100

1000LD: *wakes up… again* I play Dark Designator! Yami, put The Winged Dragon of Ra into your hand.

Yami: *does*

1000LD: Now I use Exchange! I'll take Ra.
Yami: I'll take… Royal Magical Library.

1000LD: From my deck I offer 3 Harpie's Brothers (1800/600 --> 2300/200) to summon Ra (6900/600)!

Ra: Give me 1 good reason why I should obey you!

1000LD: Because I'm the author, and I can obliterate you anytime 1 want!

Ra: O.OU

1000LD: I use Monster Reborn to revive Emerald Dragon!

*Transformation Sequence*

1000LD: (4500/3800 --> 5000/3400) Now I offer myself to Ra!

*Detransformation*

Ra: 11900/4000

1000LD: I activate Ra's 1 Turn Kill!

1000LD's LP: 1

Ra: 11919/4019

1000LD: Ra, attack… uh… Téa… I guess…

Yami: NOOO! *summons Celtic Guardian (1400/1200) defense mode, blocks Téa*

Celtic Guardian: ARGH! *destroyed*

Yami's/Téa's LP: 7600/6100

Serenity's LP: 8800

Serenity: I offer St. Joan to Ra!

Ra: Thanks ^-^ (14179/6019)

1000LD: Now let's see… 7600 + 6100 = 13700. HAH! Ra, Destroy them BOTH!

Ra: Who?

1000LD: *anime fall**gets up* Yami & Téa!

Ra: Oh! Split God Breath Cannon!

Yami/Téa: NOOO!

Yami's/Téa's LP: 0/0

Yami/Téa: *dissappear*

Mai: It's about time.

Yugi: Ummm… Yami's gone too.

K_O: NOOOOOOO! YAMI!

1000LD/Serenity: O.OU

Yugi/Joey: Uhhh…

K_O: YAMI! COME BACK!

1000LD: Ummm… you can transfer your LP.

K_O: ^-^0 Oh, yeah!

K_O's LP: 4000

Yami's LP: 4000

Yami: *reappears* WHERE'S Téa?!?

Yami's LP: 2000

Téa's LP: 2000

1000LD: Here's the current scores: Seto/7500 : Yami/2000 : Tristain/1050 : 1000LD/1 : Joey/7000 : Duke/7500 : Marik/4600 : Bakura/4680 : Serenity/8800 : Téa/2000 : K_O/4000 : Everyone Else/8000.

Serenity: LP SPLIT!

Serenity's LP: 4400

1000LD's LP: 4401

1000LD: I use LP balancer! Anyone who's been in this FFA has their LP equalized.

All in duel's LP: 4466.454545454545… --> Equals even 4467.

Pegasus: I play Toon World!

Pegasus's LP: 7000

Pegasus: I offer 2 deck monsters and summon Blue-Eyes Toon Dragon (3000/2500)!

1000LD: Ra, attack Pegasus' monster!

Ra: ^-^ Okie dokie!

Bakura: Egyptian Gods don't say 'Okie dokie'!

Ra: *death glare* you got a problem with that?

Bakura: *CHIBI* *whimpers*

Ra: *attacks Blue-Eyes Toon Dragon*

Pegasus' LP: 0

Pegasus: *goes poof*

Everyone: YA-HOO! BOO-YAH!

Joey: BONZAI!

Everyone else: O.O

Joey: ^-^0 Sorry, it just sounded good.

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1000LD: Okay… this is getting odd. Let's just end now.

Joey: Sounds good ta me!

Serenity: *glomps 1000LD*

1000LD: ^___________^

Cheese: Hello!

Everyone else: AUGH!

1000LD; I end now!