Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Three-In-One Combo ❯ An Interlude ( Chapter 17 )
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By: Indigo Tantarian 
We needed a break from the story, so here's a fun little chapter for you!
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Drama / Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 02.17.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 745 | Visits: 244 | Status: Work In Progress
We needed a break from the story, so here's a fun little chapter for you!
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Drama / Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 02.17.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 745 | Visits: 244 | Status: Work In Progress
Author's Notes: This is just something I thought of a while ago, with so many people pointing out that Shadi isn't good with relationships and doesn't have any friends… It ran from there. I thought this would be fun, and a nice change! Yep, Shadi and I got tired of how this fic was slowly spiraling downward, so I let him end it where he wanted to, not before I tortured him some…
Shadi: ...I already got a new turban... But I suppose more cannot hurt...
Ankh: ^_^ Thank you!
Scale: *shakes the bottle of anti-hug spray and drenches himself in it*
*Shadi, Ankh, and Scale get buried in chocolate and a few other miscellaneous things* Mmph!
Scale: By Thoth… What is this crap? This is worse than before! I'm not even gracing this by assuming that ANYONE might still think Indigo owns Yu-Gi-Oh. I'm getting out of here! *Indigo grabs him before he can run*
Three-In-One Combo: An Interlude!
Indigo: Well, we all needed a little break from the story, and some more humor in our lives, so here it is! First I decided to have a little fun at Shadi's expense. He really doesn't deserve all I make him go through. It's great that he's so patient!! And Ankh and Scale are fun to mess with too. Wow, they're so popular… So now I present to you, some examples of things NOT to ask Ankh, Scale, or Shadi about!
Indigo: Here's a nice letter for Shadi…
"Here's my problem. Hypothetically, let's say girl A likes boy B. And boy B likes girl A a lot too. But now girl A thinks she likes boy C too, and she doesn't know if he likes her. What should she do?"
Shadi: …Excuse me? What? I… really wouldn't know. I don't understand why you're asking ME. I do not understand these matters of love.
Indigo: All right, well let's see if anyone else can do better…
Scale: Want my opinion? I don't care! Take 'em both at once, or shut both of them in a cursed tomb… Why do you even ask these idiotic questions?
Indigo: Okay… Well then, let's keep the responses to the person who was asked. Here's one for Ankh.
"What's the best way to stab a person effectively?"
Ankh: *gulp* Stab someone? Why would you want to do that?
Scale: Move it, wimp. If you want a nice easy stab, you have to start low and stab up into the soft --
Indigo: No one asked you, Scale! You'll get your turn! Here's your question.
"What's the best anniversary present to give your significant other?"
Scale: What the hell? Don't give presents! But demand chocolate for yourself! Lots of it!
Indigo: Well… Anyone who got something helpful out of that needs to have his or her head examined. Hope you enjoyed my writer's block breaker! Our fun little gallivant into madness for the day… Ankh and Scale aren't always the most cooperative muses… *glares as them* Though I'll admit, they can inspire one hell of an English paper…
CHALLENGE TIME! Okay, you people really seem to like using Ankh and Scale for your own strange, dark purposes! I'm extremely flattered, though Scale feels less generous about it… So I've got a challenge to those of you who are feeling brave.
Write a romance fic with AT LEAST one of these characters as a main character: Ankh, Scale, or Shadi. In any pairing, yaoi or het. Just no incest, that's nasty. And no original characters besides Ankh and Scale. I know that makes it hard for those who don't like yaoi, but hey, there's Isis, Mai, and Serentiy/Shizuka to pick from. Or even a card, if you really want to. If you pick Tea, I'll yell at you. You can make it a steamy lemon if the need strikes you, and if you do I'll read it, but I prefer the nice sweet little romances. Heh… Bonus points if you use Scale, and make it sweet while still keeping him in character. Or Shadi, for that matter. Don't forget him!
Notify me if you write this, and I'll go look at it. If it's bad, I'll tell you so! (I say that now, but you know I won't!) Or more likely I'll tell you how awesome you are.
The winner…. Gets my equivalent of the Glory of the King's Opposite Hand card. Ask anything in my power, and you shall receive it. Within reason!
Shadi: ...I already got a new turban... But I suppose more cannot hurt...
Ankh: ^_^ Thank you!
Scale: *shakes the bottle of anti-hug spray and drenches himself in it*
*Shadi, Ankh, and Scale get buried in chocolate and a few other miscellaneous things* Mmph!
Scale: By Thoth… What is this crap? This is worse than before! I'm not even gracing this by assuming that ANYONE might still think Indigo owns Yu-Gi-Oh. I'm getting out of here! *Indigo grabs him before he can run*
Three-In-One Combo: An Interlude!
Indigo: Well, we all needed a little break from the story, and some more humor in our lives, so here it is! First I decided to have a little fun at Shadi's expense. He really doesn't deserve all I make him go through. It's great that he's so patient!! And Ankh and Scale are fun to mess with too. Wow, they're so popular… So now I present to you, some examples of things NOT to ask Ankh, Scale, or Shadi about!
Indigo: Here's a nice letter for Shadi…
"Here's my problem. Hypothetically, let's say girl A likes boy B. And boy B likes girl A a lot too. But now girl A thinks she likes boy C too, and she doesn't know if he likes her. What should she do?"
Shadi: …Excuse me? What? I… really wouldn't know. I don't understand why you're asking ME. I do not understand these matters of love.
Indigo: All right, well let's see if anyone else can do better…
Scale: Want my opinion? I don't care! Take 'em both at once, or shut both of them in a cursed tomb… Why do you even ask these idiotic questions?
Indigo: Okay… Well then, let's keep the responses to the person who was asked. Here's one for Ankh.
"What's the best way to stab a person effectively?"
Ankh: *gulp* Stab someone? Why would you want to do that?
Scale: Move it, wimp. If you want a nice easy stab, you have to start low and stab up into the soft --
Indigo: No one asked you, Scale! You'll get your turn! Here's your question.
"What's the best anniversary present to give your significant other?"
Scale: What the hell? Don't give presents! But demand chocolate for yourself! Lots of it!
Indigo: Well… Anyone who got something helpful out of that needs to have his or her head examined. Hope you enjoyed my writer's block breaker! Our fun little gallivant into madness for the day… Ankh and Scale aren't always the most cooperative muses… *glares as them* Though I'll admit, they can inspire one hell of an English paper…
CHALLENGE TIME! Okay, you people really seem to like using Ankh and Scale for your own strange, dark purposes! I'm extremely flattered, though Scale feels less generous about it… So I've got a challenge to those of you who are feeling brave.
Write a romance fic with AT LEAST one of these characters as a main character: Ankh, Scale, or Shadi. In any pairing, yaoi or het. Just no incest, that's nasty. And no original characters besides Ankh and Scale. I know that makes it hard for those who don't like yaoi, but hey, there's Isis, Mai, and Serentiy/Shizuka to pick from. Or even a card, if you really want to. If you pick Tea, I'll yell at you. You can make it a steamy lemon if the need strikes you, and if you do I'll read it, but I prefer the nice sweet little romances. Heh… Bonus points if you use Scale, and make it sweet while still keeping him in character. Or Shadi, for that matter. Don't forget him!
Notify me if you write this, and I'll go look at it. If it's bad, I'll tell you so! (I say that now, but you know I won't!) Or more likely I'll tell you how awesome you are.
The winner…. Gets my equivalent of the Glory of the King's Opposite Hand card. Ask anything in my power, and you shall receive it. Within reason!