Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ To Love Loveless ❯ Genderbender! ( Chapter 7 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Mitzumi: chapter 7 already and I am working on the comic version of this. Manga, not doujinshi. It will not have any yugioh characters in it and any major yugioh characters will have their name changed and appearance altered. It was hell trying to fill in for the missing tachi but it's going smooth now. Thanks to sokras for helping me redo it so we can publish it. Hell, maybe I'll launch my own ff.net ya know? Anywhoo…ONWARD!!!

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In the last chapter of To Love Loveless: remix!

Shojiki's jaw dropped. “the dance is 2 weeks away and you are worried about some geek fair?!” and after hearing Seto's indignant noise of protest, she added, “sorry Seto.”

“I'm not worried about it. I know I will win, it's just that it is the cause of more of my concern than the dance. People from various scientific corporations will be there so I have to do my best if I want to get a good job or at the least get into a good college.” Savira explained.

“that's a good reason but Kaiba holds the current winning streak for the past 4 years.” Yugi said. Seto smirked, smug that he is beating Atemu at something. But this authoress wonders, does it count if Atemu never participated in the first place…?

“well, if I was you Kaiba, I would break out the Kleenex now.” Savira said, rising to rinse out her bento box.

“why?”

“because, “ she said smirking, “my invention is gonna make you weep.”

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“if you can get that thing, “ he said pointing at the doomsday reverse, “up and running perfectly, I'll be your test subject for a week; if you fail…you have to not only go to the dance with me but give me valentine's chocolate in class on valentine's day. Do we have a deal?”

“deal.”

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“ok, that's it. I know your game, Yamira so just give it up!” she declared, glaring at the other female.

`and give it did,' Atemu thought, watching Yamira for her reaction.

“I have no idea what you are talking abou-“

“cut the crap Yamira. I know, he know, and the geek squad knows that you you are a crazy-ass megalomaniac with a incestuous love for your brother and will do anything to get him.” Savira retorted, cutting her off and utterly ignoring Atemu's affronted noise at the `geek squad' slight.

“I don't want him.” Yamira said quietly, her head down.

“don't BS-“

“I don't have to `get' him because, I ALREADY HAVE HIM!!!” she shrieked pulling Atemu into a headlock and putting a gun to his head. “you move and neither one of us gets him, understand boobless bitch?”

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The door exploded as she put in the coordinates of Atemu's room -and please, don't ask how she knew them-. Yamira stormed into the room and fired off a couple shots. Savira ducked as the bullets ricocheted off of the doomsday reverse's bulletproof cover. She may be an immortal but dammit, bullets sting like hell.

Unfortunetly, Savira didn't think to make a bulletproof cover for the laptop. So it was natural that the laptop shattered from the bullet's impact.

“NO!”

Savira shoved Yamira away from the wreckage in an attempt to get to it so she could fix it. In her hurry, she accidentally shoved Yamira into the other pod…which was a dumb idea once you thought about it. Lights flashed, machines hummed and a shitload of smoke filled the room.

“oh…crud…”

the pods opened and two people came out of them.

“jeez Savira, that was worse than that- hey what happened to my voice?” Atemu asked in a cute little kid voice that would probably even make Kaiba go `awww…'.

“what did you do to us you bitch?!” Yamira howled.

Savira just smirked. “now, little girl, do you think you should be saying such things? Whatever would your mother say?”

“what the hell-“

“uh…Yamira? Why don't you come over here?” Atemu asked, staring into the shiny surface of the doomsday reverse. Yamira trotted over but once she caught their reflection, she let out a ear-piercing shriek then fainted. Atemu tried to catch her, only to wind up in a chibi pile on the floor, little swirls in his eyes. Savira supressed an uncharisteristic giggle.

“I cant believe you shrunk us. Kaiba is going to have a field day.”Atemu said in a monotone.

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Chapter 7: Genderbender

“HOMIGAWD, Atemu YOU ARE SO CUUUTTTEEE!!!!”

Atemu sighed as his girlfriend scooped him up and hugged him. Sure, he didn't mind being smooshed to her breasts-lecherous thought- but really? Was all the squealing necessary?

“careful Tea. He may be chibi but inside beats the heart of a leacherous old man.” Savira said, sitting the still unconcious Yamira on Malik's lap.

“I am NOT leacherous,” Atemu retorted, his cheeks cutely puffing out in indignation. Tea let out another squeak of happiness, hugging the mini-duelist once again. Atemu sighed once again.

“Tea…”

“it looks like that rematch is already decided.” Seto said from under the doomsday reverse. Shojiki had dragged him over to get him to help Savira fix it.

“what do you mean Kaiba?”

“you can't reach a dueling platform much less hold up a duel disk like that,” Seto replied, sliding from under the machine and whiping the soot from his face before smirking at Atemu.

“I can so hold up a duel disk. Aibou! My duel disk!”

Yugi sweatdropped. “what am I, your duel disk caddy” he grumbled as he pulled it out of his bookbag. It always helped to be prepared.

As Yugi handed it to Atemu and the former spirit prepared to do a dazzling duel preparation musical montague, two things came to the chibi.

One,

the arm clamp was longer than his entire arm

and two,

it was freakin' Heavy.

“I got it, I got it,” Atemu tottered on unsteady legs as he tried to support it's weight until he tripped with a loud “Oof” and landed on his stomach, the duel disk flying up in the air and hitting him square on the back.

There was silence in the room before Malik, Shojiki, Seto and Savira bust out laughing. Tea knelt down ot help him up while Yugi was trying to decide wether to help or laugh as well.

“oh yeah, that just made my day,” Malik said, whiping away a couple tears of laughter.

“shut up.” Atemu growled but with the chibi-fied body, it came out as a purr. That let out a round of giggles with the small group.

“anyway, Kaiba, did you make any headway with the doomsday reverse?” Savira asked, turning her back on Atemu so she won't crack up laughing again.

“that's what you call this? I swear, the only thing holding this up is the gunk that makes Atemu's hair stick out,” Seto grumbled, ignoring Atemu's indignant noise.

“I admit that that's pretty strong but no, it's mostly the fact that my engineering is so subtly awesome that your puny mortal brain can't comprehend it.”

“if it is so awesome, it wouldn't have shrunk the midget twins and I would be at home taking a well earned nap.” Seto retorted, an eyerolll added to the beginning of the sentence.

“I told you, Psycho Bitch fromerly known as Yamira broke the main control panel.” Savira sighed.

“why didn't you have a secondary control panel or even bulletproof the main one?”

Savira glowered at Seto “I hadn't realized that a gun battle would take place in my lab.”

“anyway, I think this is good to go, let's see if it works.” Seto said, powering up the machine.

“I nominate Yamira as test subject number one.” Atemu said quickly.

Yamira shot him a look that would make a demon run off with it's tail between it's legs. “don't you dare I-”

“I second it.” Savira picked Yamira up by her shirt and tossed her in the pod, ignoring her protests.

“you know she will be really pissed when she get's out, right?” Malik said, wincing as some of Yamira's foul egyptian language drifted to his ears.

“she's unarmed, right?”

“right.”

“then no problem.” Savira walked over and activated the machine and calibrated the system putting in Yamira's vital information. She pressed enter and the machine lit up. Once it was done, Yamira stumbled out and into her boyfriend's waiting arms.

“I…HATE…technology,” she groaned as Malik picked her up and carried her out of the room. Savira just rolled her eyes.

“next up, mini Pharaoh.”

Atemu rolled his eyes at her as he climbed into the machine. Savira calibrated the system, not changing much since Yamira and Atemu were basically the same. She pressed enter and the machine lit up like before but something went wrong. Smoke came from the pods and before long, the laptop blew up.

“uh oh…”

“that was not right. It's more of a oh shit…” Kaiba corrected as the pods opened.

Out stepped a girl who could be Yamira's identical twin save for the fact she didn't have the evil aura. Basically, girl Atemu. She coughed and looked up at the stunned group.

“what?”

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“so you see, sensei, my cousin Imaya is visiting here while Atemu is in cario. It's kinda an unofficial student exchange thing.” Yugi lied nervously.

“alright Mr. Moutou. Class, we have a temporary exchange student. Please meet, Imaya .

“hello Imaya!”

“uhm…helllo…I'm pleased to meet you as well. Please regard me kindly!!” she bowed frantically. Some of the guys drooled. Apparently, Tohru Honda like frantic-ness is really hot right now.

As she stood, her head slammed into someone's chest. She froze, a chill going over her shoulders.

“really princess, you must be more careful.”

Inside, Atemu twitched. `why…why did I agree to this?!!”

“yo class, I'm Naraku, Imaya-chan's bodyguard and no, I am no way affiliated nor related to Naraku from Inuyasha.”

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“so the story is that you are a princess from egypt and Naraku, aka guy Savira, is your bodyguard?”

“pretty much, Tristen.” Imaya sighed, opening her lunch. Well, she was, until Naraku snatched it away. “dammit, Savira, give me my lunch back!”

“sorry Princess, I have to tesk it for poisoning. You know, assasination attempts and all that. And the name is Naraku.” He grinned, popping an onigiri in his mouth and holding the bento out of Imaya's reach.

“I hate you SO much. And why are you so much taller than me?!” she groused, jabbing him in the chest. He didn't even wince, which only infuriated her more.

“the men in my family are tall so naturally, I would be too, in male form,” he said with a shrug, this time, munching on a shrimp.

“I'm surprised no one asked why your name is Naraku Naraku.” Yugi said, watching as Imaya unsuccessfully tried to get her lunch again.

“they didn't ask.”

“THAT'S IT! I WANT MY LUNCH!!!” Imaya shrieked.

“well what are you going to do to get it?” Naraku sneered at her.

“this!!”

she grabbed him by the shirt and kissed him deeply. While he was in a state of shock, she snatched her lunch then ran back into the building to eat her lunch in peace.

There was complete silence on the roof.

“well…that is one way to get her lunch back…” Joey said, still a bit stunned.

“I didn't think she was going to do that…” Yugi said.

“and she stole that last piece of shrimp in my mouth, dammit,” grumbled Naraku.

“what?!”

“hmm…I wonder if this is an effect of the doomsday reverse. I must do more research. Excuse me.” Rising, Naraku walked out after Imaya.

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Imaya's POV

That damn Savira. Does he have to rub in that he's taller than me in male form. Asshole.

And a lot sexier too.

Huh?! Where did that thought come from?

Me...and you. I'm not the only one who thinks Narakuis a sexy beast.

What?! Naraku and `sexy' should not appear in the same sentence.

You're right. It should be more like yummy or smut-a-licious.

Oh….kaaay…. it's official. I'm going bonkers.

No you're not. You're just acknowledging what's been infront of you all this time. Narakuis sexy and you want to run your fingers through that thick silver hair of his and-

Okay, stop right there!!! For one, I'm straight.

Which technically means you're a lezzie because you are in a girl body…

… … touche… but still! Naraku is Savira who I definitely do NOT like.

Why do you keep lying to yourself?

It's not a lie and who are you anyway?!

Why Atemu,I'm Imaya.

Huh?!

Iam your girl self and I. Want.Naraku.

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OMAKE CLUB!

Mitzumi: I'm shocked I got this chappy finished in time. With my new addiction to twitter, facebook and my new website, things are coming right along.

Atemu: cough

Mitzumi: by the way, the site is mindofmitzumi.moonfruit.com and it has links to all my sites and a forum. It's like fragile balance but more fun. :D

Atemu: COUGH

Mitzumi: need a cough drop Atemu? I have a Hall's with your name on it. Smile

Atemu: I mean the fact that, you turned me female-AGAIN!

Mitzumi: shrug and? You know that this is the first of many times and that's just in this fict alone.

Atemu: I hate you so much. Glare

Mitzumi: rolls eyes in the next chapter-

Atemu: DON'T YOU IGNORE ME!!!

IN THE NEXT CHAPTER OF TO LOVE LOVELESS: REMIX!!!

Naraku: you just get more and more schizoid, Imaya.

Imaya: it's not my fault my girl side wants to jump your guy side's bones…or boner… drool

Naraku: SNAP OUT OF IT!!

Imaya: blink oh Ra, what is going on?

Shojiki: as the doomsday reverse remains broken, Imaya has deal with some unsavory feelings toward Naraku and apparently some competion for the handsome godena's affections. Biggest challenge: himself? Can she get through all this confusion and figure out her real feelings for Savira? Coming in the next chapter of To Love Loveless: The Darks!

Mitzumi: R&R&R!!!!