Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Tomb Robbing with Bakura ❯ Traveling ( Chapter 5 )

Akio- ^-^ Thanks for the reviews guys! ^-^ I’m glad I made ya’ll laugh! Ok then, enough of me talking, let’s do the disclaimer!

Disclaimer- I don’t own Yu-Gi-Oh.

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Atemu- *outraged* WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY ESCAPED?!

Guard 1- *bowing head in shame* I’m sorry, your highness. But somehow they disappeared.

Atemu- Disappeared? Disappeared? They’re not magic, you fool! Go and find them!! *scathingly* I want Bakura’s head on a platter.

Guard 2- Um, isn’t that a little barbaric?

Atemu- WHAT?!

Guard 2- O O;; Erk! Nothing! Nothing at all, my pharaoh!

Atemu- Good. Now go find them!

Guard 1- Eh, what about the girl? Do you want her head too?

Atemu- *shakes head in rage* I don’t care what you do with the girl. Just bring me Bakura!

Guards- *salute* Yes sir! *leave*

Atemu- *sighs heavily and sinks down into his throne* How could I have been so stupid? So blind? I should have known those two were trouble.

(A:N// *singing* “I smell T-R-O-U-B-L-E!” *stops* Err… I don’t own that song… )

~*Meanwhile…*~

(WARNING: THE FOLLOWING CONVERSATION CONTAINS SARCASIM! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!)

Akio- I have decided something.

Bakura- Really? And what’s that?

Akio- I REALLY don’t like camels.

Bakura- Yeah, well, better than being in prison.

Akio- Too true. So, where are we going?

Bakura- Back home.

Akio- Wow. Are we taking the scenic route?

Bakura- Yes, yes we are. And as you can see, to your left we have a sand dune! And on your right, another sand dune!

Akio- Fascinating.

Bakura- Isn’t it though?

Akio- Hm. *now quiet*

Bakura- Bored? Oh! How about we play a game? Let’s see, what to play? Oh! How about “I Spy”? I spy with my little eyes, something… Sandy.

Akio- - -# Sand?

Bakura- Wow, you are so good at this game! I mean, I cannot believe it.

Akio- Yeah, well, I try not to brag.

Bakura- Good, because I’m the only one who can.

Akio- Righty-o. *quiet again*

Bakura- *sighs and falls silent*

Akio- Aw, snap! I’ve got sand in my eye! *rubs eye to get the offending piece of sand out of her eye*

Bakura- - -# This is getting irritating.

Akio- I know! ^-^ But I got the sand out of my eye! *eye all swollen and red*

Bakura- …Yeah…

Akio- Are we there yet?

Bakura- No.

Akio- Oh. How much longer?

Bakura- - -# Do I look like a sundial to you?

Akio- Sorry. *falls silent*

Bakura- So, what happened to your hyperness?

Akio- Hyperness? I was hyper?

Bakura- Well, no, but I meant your excitedness.

Akio- I don’t think “excitedness” is a word.

Bakura- Just answer the question!

Akio- I dunno. Maybe it has something to do with being surrounded by millions of miles of sand out in the middle of nowhere on a smelly camel in the blistering heat.

Bakura- …That was oddly specific for an “I dunno”.

Akio- Yup.

~*Meanwhile…*~

Guard 1- Gah! Where are they?!

Guard 2- Somewhere…

Guard 1- *rolls eyes* No kiddin’?

Guard 2- Sorry.

Guard 1- Hmm… Maybe they hitched a ride in someone’s cart?

Guard 2- It’s a possibility.

Guy- *runs up to the guards, wheezing* Please!… Someone stole *wheeze* my *wheeze* camels! Help! *wheeze*

Guard 2- Sorry, but we’re kinda busy trying to find a couple of tomb robbers. Direct orders from Pharaoh Atemu.

Guy- Maybe you’re tomb robbers are the ones who stole my camels?

Guards 1 and 2- *exchange glances*

Guard 1- That might be why we can’t find them…

Guard 2- Yeah… Alright, we’ll find your camels.

Guy- Oh! Thank you!

~*Back with Akio and Bakura….~

Bakura- OH! I think I see my house!!

Akio- ^________^ Yay!

Bakura- Yup! ^-^ Now you get to take care of our newly acquired camels!

Akio- Great…

Bakura- And since they are now ours, we shall name them!

Akio- Cool. Any ideas?

Bakura- Hmm.. I’ve got nothing.

Akio- OH! How about “Bonnie” and “Clyde”??

Bakura- o O What?

Akio- “Bonnie” and “Clyde”! They’re two famous criminals!

Bakura- …. You do know they’re both boy camels, right?

Akio- …You’re point?

Bakura- …Bonnie and Clyde it is.

Akio- Score!

Bakura- ^-^ We’re here!

Akio- Sweet! *hops off camel*

Bakura- *to himself* So, where are we going to put the camels?

Akio- *humming while she leads the camels over to a shady spot that Bakura’s roof has made*

Bakura- Hmm… *snaps fingers* I know! We can put them in the shed!

Akio- o O You have a shed?

Bakura- Duh. Who doesn’t?

Akio- *thinking* I don’t…

~*A few days later…*~

Guard 1- *exhausted* We’ve been in this cursé d desert for three days now! Where are those blasted tomb robbers?!

Guard 2- Do you think that camel-guy was helping the tomb robbers escape by giving us false information?

Guard 1- It’s possible. He looked pretty worked up though.

Guard 2- Maybe they threatened him into to telling us the story about the camels?

Guard 1- That seems pretty likely.

Guard 2- Yeah… Hey… Is that a house?

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Uh oh! Now what’s going to happen? Find out next time on “Tomb Robbing with Bakura”! ^-^ Please review!