Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Tomb Robbing with Bakura ❯ Mercenary. ( Chapter 7 )

Akio- HA! I’m alive! See?! I didn’t totally abandon you guys and this fic! I actually have a lot to blame this on too! Like school, after school band (ugh, can you imagine staying at school until five thirty in the afternoon 3 days a week and then going to a football game the fourth day?!), homework, laziness, Runescape, and Solitaire (which is quite an addicting game). ^-^ But I’m back now and I’ll try to make this chapter long.

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN STUFF!

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Akio- Like that? *tosses grappling hook*

Bakura- Yeah, only get the wall next time.

Akio- ^-^;; Right. *tosses again*

Bakura- *nods with approval* Good, now try again.

Akio- *pulls it back in* *tosses it again* ^-^ I got it again!

Bakura- Very good. Now, scale the wall.

Akio- *scales the wall (just so you all know, I can’t do that very well in real life. ^-^)* Sweetness. *sitting on top of the wall*

Bakura- Cool. Now come back down.

Akio- *comes down*

Bakura- Now go feed the camels.

Akio- Aw…

Bakura- *shrugs* Hey, someone’s gotta do it.

Akio- Yeah, yeah, yeah. *sulks off to go take care of the camel*

Bakura- ^-^ I love being the boss.

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Atemu- Seth says you know where the tomb robber Bakura lives.

Guy- *bows* That I do.

Atemu- I see.

Guy- And lucky for you, I also happen to be a mercenary.

Atemu- - -# That’s kinda why I’m talking to you. How much for your services?

Guy- 20,000 gold pieces.

Atemu- O O?! *regains composure* That’s a bit steep.

Guy- *shrugs* Killing’s no laughing matter.

Atemu- *sighs* Alright, 20,000 gold pieces it is.

Guy- *smiles* Good.

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Akio- Ugh, camels. Hm? *sees a cloud of dust coming towards Bakura’s house* O O!! Bakura! Bakura!

Bakura- What?

Akio- Look! *points at dust cloud*

Bakura- Someone’s coming…

Akio- Is that good news or bad news?

Bakura- I don’t know. *grabs Akio’s wrist and pulls her into the house* I’m getting the disguises again.

Akio- T.T Aw… That wig is itchy.

Bakura- *throws Akio her disguise* Go change.

Akio- *salutes* Aye, aye, sir! *goes to change*

Bakura- - -# What am I going to do with her? *changes into his costume*

Akio- *comes out* Is my hair on straight?

Bakura- …That sounds so weird. But yes.

Akio- Cool. *hears a pounding on the door* Show time.

Bakura- *nods, opens door, and sighs in relief* Oh, Marik, it’s just you.

Marik- *pouts* What do you mean by “just you”? Am I not important or something? Oh, hey, who’s the broad?

Akio- *twitches* Now see here-

Bakura- She’s my wife!

Akio- *didn’t realize they were still role playing*

Marik- Your…? Hey! How come I didn’t get invited to the wedding?!

Bakura- *taking off beard and wig* Well, we met in Greece, so you wouldn’t have been able to come anyways. *takes Akio’s wig off of her* I’ve been trying to pass her off and an Egyptian so her parents can’t find her. *whispers* Her parents didn’t really approve. We had to marry in secret.

Akio- *wondering what goes on in Bakura’s head*

Marik- Aw! How romantic!

Akio- *thinking* What is this guy ON!?

Bakura- *nods* Yeah, well, you know me. Mr. Romantic.

Marik- Actually, you used to scare the girls away and-

Bakura- *covers Marik’s mouth and is blushing fiercely*

Akio- *snickers*

Marik- So, are you guys planning on having any Bakura juniors anytime soon?

Akio- *eyes get uber wide as the mental images run through her head* AH! THE MENTAL IMAGES!!

Marik- *raises a questioning eyebrow*

Bakura- *whispers* She doesn’t like kids.

Marik- Oh…

Bakura- *clears his throat* So, what brings you to my humble abode?

Marik- *suddenly solemn* I have some bad news.

Bakura- What kind of bad news?

Marik- The kind that involve mercenaries.

Bakura- Ah. That kind. So what’s up with the mercenaries?

Marik- The pharaoh put a hit on you!

Bakura- WHAT?!

Akio- Wow. That sucks.

Bakura- No kidding! Who is it?

Marik- I dunno. I just heard it through the grape vine.

Bakura- *growls and starts pacing* Well, the pharaoh doesn’t know where I live, right?

Marik- Right.

Bakura- However, the mercenary might, right? -Akio If you say anything about that rhyming, so help me I’ll-

Akio- *offended* I wasn’t going to say anything!

Bakura- So I suppose we should leave, right?

Marik- That would be advisable.

Bakura- But on the other hand, I have to defend my reputation.

Marik- *smirks* That’s the manly way to handle it.

Bakura- But then Akio would be in danger…

Akio- *totally caught off guard* What?!

Bakura- I said you’d be in danger.

Marik- *idea* Hey! She can stay with me while you fight to the death! ^^

Akio- Heh, heh… *in her head* Please no…

Bakura- *considers* Yeah.. That’s a good idea.

Marik- ^^

Akio- ^^;; *thinking* Crap.

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