Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Top 50 Reasons to Tell You're Obsessed With YGO ❯ One ( Chapter 1 )

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The title pretty much says it all! For each chapter, I will list the top 50 reasons to tell how you're obsessed with Yu-Gi-Oh. Feel free to leave any ideas for me in your reviews!

Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.04.2005 | Pages: 4 | Words: 2.3K | Visits: 680 | Status: Completed

Chapter One

Joanna: Hey, I thought it was a good idea…^^;

Disclaimer: Authoresses are so demented, it's not even funny.

Joanna: Say. Your. Line.

Disclaimer: She doesn't own the cast. If she did, Tristan and Tea would not be in it at all.

Tristan: *pops out of nowhere* That's just bogus dude!

Joanna: Does anyone remember that time when Tristan said that in the Duelist Kingdom series? I cracked up just hearing him say that. ^_________^

Tristan: Duuuude, that's bogus!

Joanna: o_O ON WITH THE FIC!

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You know when you're obsessed with Yu-Gi-Oh when…

1. You dye your hair blonde, purple, and black.

2. You make your older brother dye his hair purple and wear a weird metal robe-thing. Then, you start calling him Dark Magician.

3. You make your sister dye her hair blonde and make her wear skimpy weird metal/armor robes. Then you start calling her Dark Magician Girl.

4. You have an explanation to every question anyone asks you about Yu-Gi-Oh.

5. You are a reincarnation of a 5000 year old pharaoh.

6. You rant on and on and on about the last episode because Yugi got his soul taken.

7. You think Dartz's eyes are cool.

8. You think that Joey seriously needs to improve his deck because it relies on luck most of the time.

9. You scream “IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!!!!!!” at the top of your lungs when it's time to duel.

10. You know all of the Japanese names for all the Yu-Gi-Oh cast.

11. You challenge worthless duelists and then you laugh your ass off when they lose.

12. You find a piece of cardboard and then you paint the Millennium Eye on it. Then you find a gold necklace and glue on the cardboard.

13. You wear a chain around your neck with a cardboard or plastic Millennium Puzzle around it.

14. You are very dramatic, like Yami. (Example, when Yami said `We have arrived at the heart of evil' when the gang reached Dartz's lair)

15. You put your hand on your deck when you think you're going to lose and then you say `Heart of the Cards, guide me.'

16. You've mastered every game ever made.

17. You understand what each and every one of Kaiba's machines do.

18. You know that there was a whole season before Duelist Kingdom.

19. You know what Noah's `accident' was.

20. You have a shrine in your room dedicated to your favorite bishie.

21. You know Japanese.

22. You rallied against your high school to change its boring name to `Domino High School.'

23. You know that Kaiba's hair used to be green before Duelist Kingdom.

24. You know every detail of Raphael's past.

25. You think that yaoi couples look cute.

26. You know that Mai and Joey had a thing going at the end of Battle City.

27. You know for a fact that Pegasus is gay.

28. You wear a fan attached to your butt, so when you wear your trench coat, it looks like it defies gravity.

29. You dye your little brother's hair black and make him wear it long. Then you start calling him `Mokie'

30. You think Tea is a friendship bitch.

31. You know who Miho/Ribbon is.

32. You know the last names of everyone on the cast.

31. You own every book about Yu-Gi-Oh ever published.

32. You go crazy when you miss a single episode, even if it is an episode you've seen before.

33. Your parents now know that they should never bother you when you're watching Yu-Gi-Oh, in fear that you will bite their head off.

34. You hum the Yu-Gi-Oh theme song so often that everyone that's close to you has memorized it as well.

35. You talk to yourself, thinking that your Yami is replying.

36. You don't give a shit for `destiny' or `fate'.

37. Your two best guy friends fight over your little sister.

38. Your little sister is way to naïve.

39. You have a New Yorker accent, like Joey. (Example: What was dat?)

40. You think that Mai's a slut.

41. You write daily to Kazuki Takahashi saying that you love his anime, and could he please put you in the next season because you are his faithful fan.

42. You know that the next season after `Waking the Dragons' stars little kids that go to a boarding school that's divided into three classes, depending on your level.

43. You match up all of the new characters from the next season with the ones in `Waking the Dragons'. (Example: There's this girl that looks like Kaiba, duels like Kaiba, but much nicer)

44. You think that the next season will suck.

45. You know how to ride a motorbike.

46. You put together your Millennium Rod with metal and cardboard. Then, you start bossing people around with it.

47. Every time you see a midget that is in high school with overlarge eyes, you just have to pick him up and hug him.

48. You know what the Seal of Orichalcos is.

49. You write fanfics featuring your bishie and you.

50. You're reading this fic.

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Joanna: I'm thinking about writing a second chapter, naming 50 other reasons. What do you guys say?