Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Tori VS Linda: The Good, The Bad, and the Mary Sue ❯ Tori's trouble, the evil twin Linda. ( Chapter 1 )

Writer's Block+Hatred for Mary Sues+Support for the non Mary Sue OCs+Mindless Insanity+Me=

Tori VS Linda: The Good, the Bad, and the MARY SUE!!!

By: Hikari Briefs

In the darkness of the night...

Random Guy: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! WE WILL RULE THE WORLD!

Random People: YAY!

Hey wait a second! YOU AREN'T IN THIS FIC!

Random People Lead by Random Guy: WRITE THE DISCLAIMER!!!

AHHHHHHH!

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! But I own the GOOD OCS Tori and Faiachi and the EVIL MARY SUE Linda and some others.

ON WITH THE FIC!

Once apon a time, Tori and Faiachi were...busy.

Tori: Ha! I beat you! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Faiachi: >_> Damn you. >_>

Tori: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

When SUDDENLY!

*A portal opens*

Tori and Faiachi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*Tori begins to get sucked in*

Tori: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Faiachi: TORI! *Tries to keep her from getting sucked in*

*Cue dramatic music here*

Tori: *Faiachi's grip slips from her wrist and she gets sucked in* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*Twilight Zone Music Plays*

*Meanwhile, in the realm of-*

Barney: I LOVE YOU! YOU LOVE ME-

Hey! WRONG REALM!

Barney: Aw fooey. *Disappears*

Thank you. That was scary. Anyway...

WELCOME TO THE MARY SUE REALM! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Tori: *Falling from the sky* AHHHHHHHH!

~THUD!~

Tori: OW!

Mysterious Voice: *Giggle* Are you okay?

Tori: AHHHHHHH!

Mysterious Voice: *Reveals herself to be a pretty girl with the most beautiful blond hair and a big chest. She had brown eyes and was wearing a low cut tank top which a grossly cut mini skirt. She was...well, perfect in every single way...oh...writing that made me sick...* MY NAME IS LINDA!

*DUN DUN DUN!*

*Insert Tori and all GOOD OCS screaming here*

*Insert the poor people reading this' screaming here*

*Insert my sanity (What sanity?) screaming here*

Tori: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Linda: Are you Tori Pegasus? Well, I'm Linda Pegasus. I'm your TWIN SISTER THAT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE YOU!

*DUN DUN DUN!*

Tori: TWIN SISTER?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M RELATED TO A MARY SUE! HELP ME!!!

Linda: Now, now, dear sister. It's not THAT bad!

Tori: YES IT IS! I AM FREAKING RELATED TO A FREAKING MARY SUE! GOD! IT'S WORSE THAN BEING RELATED TO A MAGGOT! OR BARNEY! OR-

Linda: Quiet now, dear sister.

Tori: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Yes, don't we all feel so BAD for Tori? Should we all laugh at her? Thought so. *Everyone points and laughs from a safe distance*

Tori: *Sniffles and touches her father's Millennium Eye in her pocket*

Yami Tori: /Aibou, what happened?/

Tori: //This MARY SUE named Linda is claiming to be my sister and she's freaking perfect! AHHHHHH! I'M BLINDED!!!!!//

Yami Tori: /*Gasp* Linda? Oh fuck...we must hurry.//

Tori: //Why?//

Yami Tori: /She is planning to go to the real world and use all the men! Even the gay ones are in huge danger!/

Tori: /What IS this place?/

Yami Tori: //It is the Mary Sue Realm//

Tori: //WHAT?! I'M STUCK IN THE FREAKING MARY SUE REALM?! AHHHHHHHH!!!//

Yami Tori: /This is bad.../

Tori: //How do you know Linda?//

Yami Tori: /She was creeping around after you got the eye back. She's BEEN creeping around ever since both of you were born. You see, you mother had twins. One was good, that's you, and one was pure evil, that's Linda-/

Tori: //Cut to the chase. This sounds like a creation story. >_>//

Yami Tori: /o.O;;; anyway, Linda disappeared and no one knew where she went. She soon began creeping around. She tried to kill you once, but then I banished her here to the Mary Sue Realm. I thought she was gone forever, but.../

Tori: //That's nice. How do I get back to the real world?//

Yami Tori: /Linda brought you here for a reason! There is a rule in the Mary Sue Realm that by sending a good OC here, a Mary Sue can cross over to the real world!/

Tori: //Which means...I'M STUCK HERE FOREVER!!!//

Yami Tori: /Maybe not. We still have time until the portal opens.../

Linda: YIPPIE! THE PORTAL OPENED!

Yami Tori: /Shit/

Tori: NO! NO WAY YOU'RE GOING INTO THE REAL WORLD!

Linda: *Grins* Just try and stop me!

Tori: I will! *Charges at Linda*

Linda: *Blocks the attack*

Tori: *Is thrown back* What?! But how?!

Linda: *Holds up something* The power of my Millennium Maggot kept you from attacking me! It also has many other special powers! Like me. *Laughs* I'd like to stay and chat but freedom is calling my name! Chow! *Begins to walk into the portal*

Tori: NOOOOOOOO! *Tries to pull Linda back*

Linda: *Throws Tori back once more and knocks her out with her supernatural powers*

Tori: *Knocked out*

Linda: That takes care of THAT little problem... *Steps through the portal*

*DUN DUN DUN!*

END OF CHAPTER ONE!

Oh no! The Evil Linda has entered the real world! What kind of evil is she planning? And what of Tori? Can Tori get out of the Mary Sue realm and help her friends? Or is she stuck there? Maybe Faiachi's good OC power can fight of Linda's evil Mary Sue power! Or maybe Seto's homosexuality will save us all! (Face it, you know he isn't straight and you know he wants to fuck Joey senseless) But the only way to find out is to wait for the next chapter of...

TORI VS LINDA: THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE MARY SUE!!!