Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Tristans Adventure Through The Windshield Glass 2~ ❯ Chapter 2

Ryou: … He's the only singled out character and he shouldn't have left before notice…

Bakura: It felt like over a month you've been saying that sentence…

Ryou: Really?

Joey: You guys waited over a week… That's it I quit!

Bakura: What is Joey doing here anyways?

Ryou: Don't you remember Prop. 10492, people whose parent's live go downhill get to work for random commercial companies selling things to people who happen to be in a situation that only works in cartoons and movies…

Bakura: But this is a fanfic…

Ryou: … Then what is he doing here!?

Joey: Oh, I've been doing things in my spare time… NOW I'M A TRAVEL GUIDE!!!

^_^

Ryou: You're the status of a book?

Joey: That's the one! ^_^

Bakura: I feel like Joey's a little more of a latchkey kid than I thought…

Joey: … If you look to your left, you'll see a door that says “Employees only”. Let's go inside. *enter the employee's only door*

Bakura: I'd give him about a week more…

Ryou: Let's follow him.

Bakura: I don't trust a book…

Ryou: Just come!

Bakura: Umm, how about no!

Ryou: Ok then… *follows Joey through the door*

Bakura: I'm gonna look into that government conspiracy on how here is hear! “They're” gonna get it so bad! ¬_¬ *leaves*

--- In the Employees Only zone ---

Joey: This is the only place where- I'm gonna need 5 bucks if you want me to continue…

Ryou: Joey, don't be like that

Joey: I'm sorry; this is a good paying job and if you want me to continue please give me 5 bucks…

Ryou: … *sigh* *gives Joey 500 pennies*

Joey: That's more like it! ^_^

Ryou: Can you continue now…

Joey: Ok ^_^… people go do secret stuff that normal people can't see!

Ryou: I gave you 5 bucks so you could tell me stuff I already know?

Joey: Hey I'm not done yet!

Ryou: *sigh*

Joey: When we continue down the hallway, we will see 3 doors. One will lead to the secret health spa…

Ryou: Tristan might be there!

Joey: Another will take you to the hospital for people who almost get killed by their best friends…

Ryou: He could be there too…

Joey: The last one is the lost and found.

Ryou: … Oh my!

Joey: Yea, your day gets worse and worse doesn't it?

Ryou: Don't you start!

--- In a government building ---

Bakura: Hi, could you tell me where I am?

Receptionist: Yes, you're in a government building! Hear we…

Bakura: (This is really starting to piss me off!)

Receptionist: Umm, sir are you ok?

Bakura: I'm sorry; I just need you to give me a straight answer…

Receptionist: Ok.

Bakura: Could you spell here for me?

Receptionist: Umm, which type?

Bakura: You know what I mean!

Receptionist: Umm, I don't…

Bakura: Listen… *looks at name tag* O_O That's your name?

Receptionist: What of it…

Bakura: NOTHING!

Receptionist: Would you please tell me the form of hear!

Bakura: You see! You see! The world's gone a fiddle faddle foo!

Receptionist: Sir, I'm going to have to ask you for your ID before I can let you stay hear!

Bakura: O_O AHHHHH!!!! *runs through the locked door*

Receptionist: Sir! I can't let you go in… -beep- their!

Bakura: *stops* Wait… how did you say there!?

Receptionist: Their, so what!

Bakura: What was with the beep?

Receptionist: I don't know what you're talking about!

Bakura: You're one of them!

Receptionist: SECURITY!!!

Two Suits: Sir, if you'd please settle down!

Bakura: Not until you tell me the homonym conspiracy!

Suit A: Do you want us to get the butterfly net people!

Suit C: Let's just do it anyway!

Suit A: Ok... *in communicator* We got a crazy in zone A92-IT80-91A

Butterfly Net Man: *catches Bakura*

Bakura: THIS ISN'T OVER!!! *gets dragged out*

--- The Hallway where Joey and Ryou are ---

Joey: That's my sad life up until now in every small detail…

Ryou: *sleep walking*

Joey: Here we are!

Ryou: Huh… what…

Joey: Please pick a door now!

Ryou: Umm Joey, you do know two of those doors are painted on right?

Joey: Isn't paint that stuff people eat that makes people crazy?

Ryou: Isn't that paint chips?

Joey: When did Lays make paint flavored chips!?

Ryou: -_-

Joey: Well, are you gonna pick a door or not…

Ryou: Open the only door Joey, just to see if you're smart…

Joey: *tries to open a painted on door*

Ryou: *sigh* *opens the door*

*The door holds a normal bedroom*

Ryou: Are you sure this isn't a scam to get money?

Joey: Can I have 10 bucks…

Ryou: …

Joey: Oh yea, Tristan just gave me money!

Ryou: You saw Tristan!?

Joey: Yea he said he was going to Brazil…

Ryou: You mean Chinatown?

Joey: Yea, its close enough…

Ryou: Damn it Joey! *runs back the other way*

Joey: … I'm gonna go buy some paint flavored chips! ^_^

--- In the Asylum ---

Ryou: Am I too late doctor

Doctor: Yea, be careful though, he thinks he's an English teacher…

Ryou: I'll keep that in mind.

Doctor: Here it is room 153!

Ryou: *looks through the door window*

Bakura: *eye twitching* Now a homonym is a word that sounds the same but isn't… Billy! Is that gum!?

Ryou: Umm… I don't think that looks safe?

Doctor: I'm glad I'm not related to him…

Ryou: … *enters room*

Bakura: Wesley! You're late for class again!

Ryou: No Bakura it's me!

Bakura: *looks at an invisible attendance sheet* I'm sorry Me, you're in the wrong class…

Ryou: … Hey Bakura! I got a knife for you! *waves knife in front of Bakura*

Bakura: O_O AHH!!! I had this horrible dream that everyone was saying words wrong and I was put in the loony bin!

Ryou: Bakura, you are in a loony bin!

Bakura: Who said I has talking to you, I has talking to Mr. Knife!

Ryou: Well, it looks like he's back to normal! ^_^

Bakura: Shut up!

Ryou: Well now, let's get out of… *tries to open the door* here…

Bakura: Yea, the doctors aren't that bright…

Ryou: The door is locked! T_T

Bakura: Well how are we gonna get out of here!?

Joey: *appears*

Ryou: Uh oh, not another deadline!

Joey: Yep another deadline…

All: *sigh*