Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Truth or Dare MADNESS!! ❯ 0.o Yami Marik gone nuts!!!! ( Chapter 2 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Twilight Key: Yes!!!! Made it to chappie number 2!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


Yugi: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! I FOUND CHEESE!!!!


Marik: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'M GONNA GET TORTURED!!!!



Yami: 0.o????????



InuYasha: Wait!! Tell me whats a brain!!!?????



Kagome: It's something you don't have trust me......


Twlight Key: Disclaimer time!!!!! Who wants to do it!!!!


Everyone: *runs away*


Twilight Key: *alone* FINE!!!! I'll do it!!!! I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or Tenchi Muyo or InuYasha happy!!!!


Marik: HAHA!!! YOU DON'T OWN ME YOU DON'T OWN ME!!!!


Twilight Key: But in this fic I do!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!


Marik: AAAAAH!!!! NOT ANOTHER CRAZY AUTHORESS!!!!!


Twilgiht Key: Well let me start my story!!!!!




Yami: Alright Marik you have to be naked for the whole day!!!!!


Marik: YAAAAY!!!!! *takes off cloths*


Everyone: 0.o.......


Serenity: Ewwww!!!!!


Joey: Cover your eyes lil sister!!!!! *covers her eyes*


Ishizu: Put on a blanket Marik!!!!!!


Marik: But he told me to be naked!!! *makes a puppy dog pout*


InuYasha: What's naked???


Kagome: AAAAAH!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE SHUT UP INUYASHA!!!!!!


Yami: I wish I could see..........


Yami Bakura: Trust me it is not a beautiful sight.....


Marik: *wraps himself in a blanket*


Everyone: Phew!!! *with relief*


Marik: *takes it off*


Everyone:AAAAAH!!!!


Marik: *puts it back on* hehehehehe


Ishizu: Just go Marik!!!!!!!!


The all of a sudden Yami Marik apears wearing a pink fluffy dress that says on it
"kiss my ass or die trying."


Yami Marik: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


Bakura: Oh god.......


Ishizu: What is wrong with you Yami Marik!!!!!


Yami Marik: Anyone wanna try??????


Yugi: OOH!!! ME!!!!


Yami: *in the closet* now yugi what did I tell you about kissing other peoples ass???


Yugi: Um to do it????


Everyone: o_o................


Yami Bakura: For once in my lifetime I am speechless.


Bakura: Then Why ruin it???


Yugi: Anyone wanna wear lipstick???


InuYasha: Oooooh!!! Oooooh!!!! I know!!! BOOGERS!!!!!!


Kagome: AGAIN WITH THE BOOGERS!!!!!!


Marik: Can I go my turn now???


Yugi: LIPSTICK!!!!!


Mai: Here take it!!! *hands him lipstick*


Yugi: WHEEEEE!!!! *dances with the lipstick*


Marik: Let me go already!!!!!!!!!!! Yami Marik Truth or Dare???


Yami Marik: Da -


InuYasha: Oooooh!!!!! BOOGERS!!!!!!


Kagome: *tapes InuYasha's mouth* Go on!!!!


Yami MarIK: DARE MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!


Yami Bakura: You bitch that's not even funny!


Yami Marik: To me it is!!! MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!


Marik: I dare you to let someone kiss your ass!!!!


Yami Marik: YAY!!!! Hmmm let me see.....who will it be...


Everyone; *hiding*


Yami Marik: MWAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHA*breaths* HAHAHA!!!!!


Joey: OK!!! We get it now!!!!


Yami Marik: YOU!!!


Joey: uhoh......


Yami Marik: You'll have to kiss my ass!!!!!


Marik: *sticks his tongue out in disgust*


Joey: *gulps* um.....


Yami Bakura: DO IT ALREADY BITCH!!!!!!


Joey: FINE!!!! *reaches over and kisses Yami Marik's ass* Eww!!!! I think I'm gonna barf!!!!!

*runs to the bathroom*


Yami Marik: Oooh that felt tingley..


Everyone: (((((((((o_o))))))))))........


Ishizu: NAMU!!!!! U r sot stupid!!!!!!


Yami Bakura: Who the fuk is this namu??????


Ishizu: Its his *points at Yami Marik* real name...


Yami Marik: Yeah and it means hoe in Chinese.


Ishizu: No it doesn't!!!!!!!!!!


Yami Marik: I wish it did......


Yugi: Me too...


Yami: AAAAAAAH!!! THE DUCK WENT DOWN MY PANTS FUK!!!!!


Yami Marik: Mwahahahahhaha!!!


Kaiba: *comes back in the room*


Joey: Where have you been?


Kaiba: *glares at Joey* There's a problem...there's a bomb in the closet.....


Yami:What!!!!! IT'S IN HERE!!!!!! WHERE I AM LOCKED!!!!!! HELP AAAAH!!! *starts suffocating*


*steps on the duck*


Yami: Yaaay!!! I killed the fuk'n duck!!!!!


Marik: Ooooh!!!! Fuk and duck rhyme!!!!


Everyone:.................0.o



Kaiba: Great Yami now your stuck with a dead duck for the whole day.......


Yami: 0.o.....


Kaiba: *opens the closet*


Yami: FINALLY!!!! FREEDOM!!!!!


Kaiba: *closes it* much better*


Yami: Mother fuker open the door!!!! OPEN IT AAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Kaiba: OK i'm going in......


10 minutes later everyone is locked in the closet.


Kaiba: Tell me how the fuk this hapened again?


Ishizu: Well Marik took off his blanket and began to dance around naked (again) so I chased

him in here......


Yugi: Oh and uh Yami Marik....he uh.....


Yami Marik: Mwahahahha!!! you're all locked in the closet except for me!!!!!!


Yami Bakura: OPEN THE DOOR BITCH!!!!!


Yami Marik: *leaves*


Yami: I'm so sorry duck!!!!! *starts crying* I KILLED YOU!!!!!


Kaiba: Yami's lost it.....


Yugi: I have to go to the bathroom!!!!!


Ishizu: Then you'll have to wait!!!


(silence).................................


Yugi: That's ok I don't have to go anymore....


Everyone: 0.o


Joey: I if I don't get something to eat I swear I'll die!!!!!!



Ishizu: Is that spanish music I hear?


Yami Marik: *starts doing the salsa outside of the closet* Mwahahahahhaha!!!


Yami Bakura: BITCH!!!! OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!!!!!


Yami Marik: NEVER!!!!!


Kaiba: OK!!!! WHO just touched my ass!!!!


Yugi: 0.o....


Kaiba: It was you!!! *starts strangling Yugi*


Yugi: AAAAAH!!!! YAMI SAVE ME!!!!!!!


Yami: Don't worry duckie everything will be fine.........


Kaiba: It's just a duck bitch!!!!!!!


Yami: His name is Henry!!!! NOT BITCH!!!!


Yami Bakura: IT'S JUST A FUK'N DUCK!!!!! YOUR BIG FAT FOOT KILLED IT!!!!!


Marik: YAAAY!!! Fuk duck!!!! *starts singing and clapping his hands* Fuk duck!!!! Fuk duck!!!!!


Yami Bakura: SHUT THE FUK UPPPPP!!!!!!


Everyone:.............................................................0.o

Kaib: dude you've got issues......


Marik: You're mean!!!!! *runs out the door crying*


Yugi: How did the do-


Kaiba: Don't ask!!!!!!! Please don't ask!!!!!! Bad luck will happen!!!!!



Tea: Hey how did the door open?


Kaiba: NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T!!!!!!!


Then the wall collapses and blocks the only way out....


Marik: Where is everyone????


Yami Marik: On my -


Marik: DON'T SAY IT!!!!!


Kaiba: *glares at Tea* I hate you....



Twilght Key: Well end of chappie two!!!!! Lets see what happens in chapter three!!!!!!


InuYasha: OOOOH!!!!! BOOGERS!!!!!!


Twilgiht Key: Yeh.....boogers.......