Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Truth Or Dare, Uh-Oh! Complete Version! ❯ Truth or Dare ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Sasuke-chan: Hiya! We're gunna play one of my favorite games!

Yugi: Hungry-Hungry Hippos!

Sasuke-chan: No… Truth or Dare!

Yami: Can I dare myself?

Sasuke-chan: - _ - ;;; Yami… no flirting…

Wizzu: C'mon, you guys! Are you all ready?

Everyone else: YEAH!

Yugi: I wanna start! Me! Pick me!

Sasuke-chan: Alright, Yugi. Go.

Yugi: Alright. Marik, Truth or Dare?

Marik: Truth.

Malik: Wussie…

Yugi: Do you like Bakura?

Marik: ………… I guess so…

Yugi: Ehehehehe!

Marik: Just because he's psychotic like me! I've never met anyone as crazy!

Bakura: Is that an insult?

Marik: Of course not! Isn't being evil a good thing?

Bakura: Coming from you, I'm not so sure…

Marik: Tch…

Yugi: Marik! It's your turn!

Marik: Grrrr…. BAKURA!!! TRUTH OR DARE?!?

Bakura: DARE!! I'M ALWAYS READY FOR A CHALLENGE!

Marik: HA! I dare you to go give the Pharaoh a hug!

Bakura: What! I decline! I will not, *will not* give the bloody Pharaoh something he most certainly does not deserve!

Marik: It's a dare… you have to do it! HA HA!

Bakura: I HATE YOU MARIK!

Marik: Bleeeehhhh!

Bakura: *leaps at Marik and starts to strangle him* ARG!

Marik: ACK! *struggles to get Bakura's death grip off of his throat.* Lemmie go, you greedy Tomb Raider!

Bakura: Who are you to be calling greedy? You did everything in your power to try and get the power of the Pharaoh. You're more greedy than I am!

Marik: NOBODY CALLS ME GREEDY!

Bakura: WELL RISE AND SHINE! I JUST DID!

Yami: Do I get my hug now? o-O

Bakura and Marik: NO!! *start to beat the heck out of each other*

Joey: This should be entertaining…

Ryou: …

Otogi: I think Bakura will win this one…

Joey: Nahhh… I swear it'll be Marik. He always had it in him…

Otogi: No way! I challenge you to a game of Dungeon Dice Monsters!

Joey: Bring it on!

Otogi and Joey: *glaring at each other with narrow eyes of fire* Grrrrrr…….

Yami: Y'know, I was really looking forward to my hug… *sigh*

Otogi, Joey, Marik, and Bakura: SHUT UP YAMI!!!

Yami: … Why? I just wanted my-

Bakura: I'm not giving you no stinkin' hug!

Yami: But Marik d-

Bakura: I DON'T CARE!

Yami: But I want my-

Bakura: SHUT UP!

Yami: But-

Mokuba: No butts, Yami. Butts are gross!

Yami: *opens his mouth to speak*

Otogi, Joey, Marik, and Bakura: NO!

Yami: But I haven't even-

Joey: Later, Yami! Ok?

Yami: But I want my-

Bakura: For the last friggin' time: I'M NOT GIVING YOU NO STUPID, HORRIBLE, STINKY OLD HUG!!!

Yami: Did you know that horrible starts with the same letter as-

Marik: PHARAOH!!!!

Yami: Um, no. Actually the word Pharaoh starts with the letter “p”. Horrible starts with “h” and so does-

Bakura: ENOUGH WITH THE HUGS! YOU'RE NOT GETTING ONE!

Sasuke-chan: Ummm… Bakura? This IS Truth or Dare. Now give Yami his hug.

Bakura: NEVER!!!

Wizzu: He sure is stubborn, isn't he?

Sasuke-chan: Very… *drags Bakura over and forces him to wrap his arms around Yami*

Bakura: NOOOOO! *tries to get his arms off, but somehow… he can't.*

Marik: HAHA! I put dark magic on you so you'll be trapped forever!

Bakura: I swear, Marik! Once I get my hands on you…

Marik: You can't! Your hands are trapped!

Yami: Wheeee! I get my huggie! *snuggles Bakura*

Bakura: YUCK! GET OFF ME, BLOODY PHARAOH!

Marik: Somebody get the video camera, quickly! I MUST have this on tape so I can blackmail the Tomb Raider!

Bakura: You wouldn't dare! Wait a minute… isn't it my turn to say truth or dare?

Joey: Yes, Bakura. Go.

Bakura: *grins evilly* You haven't won just yet, Marik. Truth or Dare?

Marik: Huh? Me? But I just went!

Bakura: And I don't give a darn! Truth or Dare?

Marik: …

Malik: Hurry up, I want a turn.

Marik: … Truth again.

Malik: You're no fun at all, Yami.

Marik: I'm doing it because I know what'll happen if I answer dare to that moronic Tomb Raider.

Bakura: Fine then. What was the most embarrassing moment in your entire life?

Marik: … That's a hard one…

Yami: *continues to snuggle Bakura*

Marik: I guess it'd have to be the time when I had just gotten out of the shower and Malik apparently left his rubber bear on the floor. I just so happened to trip on it and fall face down onto the floor.

Joey: Hey, wasn't that the time when I was over, and you, Malik, and I-

Marik: AHHH! Keep your trap shut, Wheeler!

Joey: Huh? Why should I? You told me we would tell them-

Yugi: Tell us what, Joey?

Marik: Nothing! He was going to tell you absolutely nothing!

Malik: They were going to tell you that Joey, Marik, and I have been dating.

Marik: MALIK!

Malik: What?

Marik: YOU KNOW WHAT!

Malik: Uh-oh…

~*~ long pause as Malik has his head handed to him ~*~

Joey: He had that coming to him… -_-''

Malik: @-@ Can you tell me the story about the bunnies, mommy?

Marik: *fuming* O-O'' Grrrr…

Bakura: *snorts* You really need to consider seeing a psychiatrist.

Pegasus: Well you're in luck! I just so happened to be a pretty fair psychiatrist in my younger days before I became an archeologist!

Bakura: Oh really? Tell us, did you ever have anyone tell you that they knew someone who was severely annoying?

Pegasus: I think so. There was one time where a young man and his wife came in. The wife had some deformity in her brain caused by some accident…

Bakura: Oh, sorry. That was probably me.

Joey: Ewww…. Gross, Bakura!

Bakura: Huh? *realizes what Joey means* You baka! I'm not that twisted!

Joey: Maybe, but you are SICK!

Yugi: Sick? Bakura's sick? AHH! I'll go call a doctor!

Pegasus: Never fear! Doctor Peggie is here!

Bakura: AHHH! STAY AWAY FROM ME!

Malik: This is boring. I've got a better game! Hey, Joey!

Joey: What?

Malik: Life or Death?

Joey: Uhm, is this like Truth or Dare?

Malik: Maybe. Life or Death?

Joey: Uh… life.

Malik: You're boring… Ryou? Life or Death?

Ryou: Life.

Malik: Hmph. Seto? Life or Death?

Seto: I'm not playing…

Malik: Sure you are! Life or Death?

Seto: I said I'm not playing!

Malik: Life or Death?

Seto: FINE! Life…

Malik: What's wrong with you people? Mokie, Life or Death?

Mokuba: Death!

Malik: YEAH, MOKIE! *pulls out a dagger and pursues to chase Mokuba throughout the house.*

Joey: I'm glad I said life…

Mokuba: EEEEEEK! BIG BROTHER! *runs around, waving his arms madly as he screams. He jumps aside as Malik takes another swipe at him.*

Ryou: Me too.

Seto: Leave Mokuba alone, Malik!

Malik: The kid said death! I'm just going by the rules.

Joey: Speaking of rules, who came up with this game?

Malik: I did!

Ryou: Figures…

Malik: *gives up on trying to catch Mokuba* Eh… Marik!

Marik: > . > Whadda ya want, now?

Malik: Life or Death?

Marik: Nice try, Malik, but I'm not going to say death.

Malik: YOU JUST DID! *runs at Marik, waving the dagger*

Marik: AHHH! *turns around and sprints away as fast as he can*

Joey: Guys, get back here! It's Marik's turn to ask Truth or Dare!

Marik: *yells from far away* Joey, Truth or Dare?

Joey: I'll go with dare…

Marik: What? I can't hear you!

Joey: I SAID DARE!

Marik: I dare you to get Malik away from me!

Joey: Coming! *runs after Marik and Malik* Stop moving so that'll make Malik stop so I can catch him!

Marik: But if I stop, he'll jump on me and stab me to death!

Malik: YOU SAID IT AGAIN!

Marik: ARG!

Joey: Stop moving!

Marik: I can't!

Joey: Yes you can!

Marik: Yes, I can, but if I do, he'll get me!

Joey: Uhhh… I got it! MALIK! DEATH!

Malik: *stops moving and looks at Joey* Huh? Where?!?

Joey: *tackles Malik to the ground* Gotcha! Dare successful!

Marik: THANK YOU! *hugs Joey… then he can't seem to get his hands off.*

Bakura: HA! Who's the one laughing now? You can't let go either! And I won't let you go until you let me go first!

Marik: BAKURA!

Bakura: MARIK!

Marik: WHAT?!?

Bakura: PEANUT BUTTER!

Marik: JELLY!

Bakura: PEANUT BUTTER IS BETTER!

Marik: It is?

Bakura: You bet!

Ryou: Those guys are hopeless…

Otogi: Not to mention brainless…

Ryou: And senseless…

Joey: Ah… Otogi!

Otogi: What?

Joey: You have thirty seconds to get rid of that word!

Otogi: Huh? What word?

Joey: That word.

Otogi: WHAT WORD?!?

Joey: The word you've said three times!

Otogi: You mean w-… Uh… “that” word?

Joey: Uh-oh! You weren't able to get rid of that word in time! Now you owe me a coke!

Otogi: But I thought you didn't like coke!

Joey: Oh yeah… How about Sprite?

Otogi: Fine.

Joey: By the way, Truth or Dare?

Otogi: Uh… dare.

Joey: I dare you to go out with Sasuke-chan!

Otogi: What?!?

Sasuke-chan: Huh? I'm too young to go dating!

Otogi: Yeah, what she said!

Joey: Otogi, a dare is a dare!

Otogi: I only will if I witness you sleeping with Malik and Marik!

Joey: HEY! That's not fair!

Otogi: I'm not going on a date until you promise me!

Malik: I don't mind. Do you, Marik?

Marik: > . > Whadda ya think?

Malik: I'll take that as you agree with me. It's ok, Joey.

Joey: *sigh* Fine…

Otogi: Ok, Sasuke-chan?

Sasuke-chan: Huh, wha?

Otogi: Truth or Dare?

Sasuke-chan: I didn't know I was playing… I'm just hosting!

Otogi: Well, we can have Wizzu host for now. She's a good hostess…

Wizzu: Wheeee!

Otogi: Now, Truth or Dare?

Sasuke-chan: I dunno about this…

Yugi: C'mon, Sasuke-chan! Pwease? *puppy dog eyes*

Sasuke-chan: Uhhh…

Yugi: Pweeeeaaaassee?

Sasuke-chan: Fine! Truth…

Otogi: If you had to pick one person here to slow dance with, who would it be?

Sasuke-chan: Huh? What kind of question is that?

Otogi: I'm just curious!

Sasuke-chan: Well, if it's slow dancing… Bakura, Marik, Joey, Yugi, Tristan, and you are out of the question. Yugi is too short, Bakura and Marik would probably try to do something sick to me… And you, Joey, and Tristan would just trip over your own feet.

Otogi: I would not!

Sasuke-chan: That leaves Pegasus, Yami, Ryou, Odion, and Malik left. I don't think I'd want to dance with Pegasus… And I doubt that Yami or Odion know how to dance… And that leaves either Ryou or Malik.

Ryou: But I'm no dancer!

Sasuke-chan: Well, if I said Ryou, Wizzu would murder me…

Wizzu: ^-^

Sasuke-chan: … So I guess I'd go with Malik.

Malik: M-m-me?

Sasuke-chan: You're the best choice…

Malik: *blushes*

Marik: Before you even ask, Malik… No.

Malik: Awwww…. Please?!?

Marik: No! You have Joey and me! You don't need another one!

Malik: I wuv you, Yami!

Marik: *twitch*

Sasuke-chan: ANYWAY! Um… Pegasus, Truth or Dare?

Pegasus: Oh boy! Dare! Darie, dare, dare!

Sasuke-chan: I dare you to go parachuting.

Pegasus: OH BOY! *runs out the door immediately*

Sasuke-chan: That was easy…

Joey: Too easy as a matter of fact…

~~~~ End of Part One

Sasuke-chan: Ok, weeeeee're back! And guess what? We have a new guest joining us today-

Bakura: What is this, a game show? We're at Kaiba's house, playing Truth or Dare!

Malik: *calls from afar* Or Life or Death!

Marik: >.>

Sasuke-chan: As I was saying, before I was so rudely interrupted… *glares at Bakura* R.K. will be joining our fun little game!

R.K.: Hello everybody!

Bakura: What the heck does R. K. stand for, anyways?

Marik: Really Kinky

Sasuke-chan: Rurouni Kenshin!

Bakura: Raider Kid

Sasuke-chan: Rurouni Kenshin!

R.K.: ???

Pegasus: *comes running back from parachuting* Whooie! That was the most exciting moment I've ever had in my lifetime!

Sasuke-chan: Darn it, I was hoping that'd kill `em off…

Joey: *sigh*

Pegasus: Oh, can I say Truth or Dare now? Please, oh please?

Sasuke-chan: Fine… but I have a bad feeling about this.

Pegasus: Okey dokey, R.K.!

R.K.: Hey, how'd you know my name?

Pegasus: I'm a psychiatrist!

Marik: What does being a psychiatrist have to do with knowing her name?

Pegasus: Everything, my boy.

Marik: -_-''

R.K.: Truth!

Pegasus: Hey, I haven't even asked Truth or Dare yet!

R.K.: So? I said truth!

Pegasus: Fine, be that way! Who in this room do you have a crush on!

R.K.: What kind of stupid question is that?

Pegasus: There's no such thing as a stupid question.

R.K.: You wanna bet?

Pegasus: Bet? Oh, I love Poker! Let's play!

R.K.: Hey, me too!

Sasuke-chan: GUYS!

R.K.: What is it? We were just about to start a game of Poker! Quit interrupting.

Sasuke-chan: *narrows her eyes* I can interrupt whenever I want, young missie! Now, answer the stupid question so we can get on with this!

R.K.: HA! See, Pegasus? There IS such a thing as a stupid question!

Sasuke-chan: -_-''

Pegasus: Phooey!

Wizzu: C'mon, you lazy butt-heads! We're not here to bicker amongst ourselves. Pegasus, knock it off. R.K., answer the damn question!

Yugi: Yeah, that'll teach `em!

R.K.: Fine! I love Ryou! I love Bakura too, but obviously he has the Pharaoh.

Bakura: WHAT?!?

Sasuke-chan: Awwww, don't worry! You two'll make a great couple!

Bakura: YUCK!

Yami: *is still snuggling Bakura*

Bakura: Will you get off of me before I physically MAKE you get off?

Kenshin: Oro?

Sasuke-chan: Hey, what are you doing here? Get back where you belong! *picks Kenshin up by the collar and literally throws him out the window*

Yami: *looks up briefly* Who was that, Sasuke-chan?

Sasuke-chan: Nobody! Now will you guys stop screwing around and play the game?!? People are reading this right this very moment! NOW PLAY!

Everyone except Sasuke-chan: O-O'' *scoots away from the fuming female writer*

Sasuke-chan: *eye twitches* Well?

R.K.: *says very quickly and in a rush* Trisatrurdare?

Everyone: oO

Sasuke-chan: Would you MIND saying that slower?

R.K.: Tri-stan-truth-or-dare?

Tristan: SNOOOORRREE!

Everyone: …

Tristan: *grabs Otogi and tries to bite his head* COOKIE!

Sasuke-chan: *twitch*

Marik: Uh-oh, Sasuke's gunna blow… LET'S MOVE!

Otogi: *can't move due to Tristan* H-hey! Where are you all going!

~Screen goes blank as several beeps are heard. A bloodcurdling cry splits the air as something hits the ground and beings to wail. Screen now returns to normal with Tristan sitting on the ground, holding his head in pain. Several large slashes mark his face as a large bump inflates on top of his head. Otogi is to the right, staring with wide eyes, and Sasuke-chan can be seen in the background, panting as her hands are in a slashing-like position.~

Otogi: Sasuke-chan, didn't you say something about people reading this fic right this moment? *he points to the reader on the other side of the screen* Look at `em! They're terrified! How could you do that to `em?

Sasuke-chan: *her narrow eyes slowly shift to glare at Otogi* You wanna say that again?

Otogi: Um… no thanks…

Joey: *pokes his head from around the corner* Is it safe yet? Has the horrific storm passed?

Marik: WHEELER! GET BACK HERE! *pulls Joey back*

Malik: *starts to peek around when he sees something. Running to the window, he presses his nose to the glass* Lookie, lookie! It's the Ice Cream Truck!

Marik: -_-'' Oh my-

Malik: DUDE! It's playing the We Will Rock You song as its little tune!

Joey: *comes running out immediately* Really? AWESOME!

Malik: We will, we will rock you!

Joey: Sock you, pick you up and drop you! Throw you down the toilet. Hope you enjoy it. Sock you in the eye and make you wanna cry! You are such a dummy, and you are really crummy…

Malik: We will, we will-

Joey: -rock you, sock you, pick you up and-

Bakura: -MAKE HIM SHUT UP!

Joey: Hey, you can't tell me what to do, you mummy freak!

Vegeta: *comes storming up to Sasuke-chan and pokes her shoulder* Hey, you Saiyan Wannabe! I've got a score to settle with you about your dumb book!

Sasuke-chan: Huh? What book are you talking about?

Vegeta: >< The one… the one about Kakkarot and… The one where in the Disclaimer, he's saying all those stupid nursery rhymes!

Sasuke-chan: Nursery rhymes?

Vegeta: YES! NURSERY RHYMES! You know what I'm talking about, you stupid woman! *puts his hands on his hips and sneers as he imitates Goku* Being gay can make my day, `cause girls will always stump me!

Sasuke-chan: I don't think that's a nursery rhyme, Vegeta.

Vegeta: You wanna bet?

Pegasus: Bet? Ooooh! I love Poker! Let's play!

Sasuke-chan: NO! Go away and jump off the roof for all I care!

Pegasus: But you have to dare me to do it. That's the game, isn't it?

Sasuke-chan: FINE! Pegasus, I dare you to go jump off the roof right now!

Pegasus: But I already did that not too long ago.

Sasuke-chan: What do you mean, “You already did.”?

Pegasus: I'm not quite sure, but I thought I just got back from jumping off our roof, except I think I had a parachute on my back…

Sasuke-chan: Are you telling me that you didn't go parachute off a cliff?

Pegasus: You didn't tell me I had to parachute off a cliff, and I didn't really want to travel all the way to the mountains, soooo…

Sasuke-chan: YOU IDIOT! WHAT KIND OF CHALLENGE IS THAT? YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DIE!

Pegasus: Really?

Sasuke-chan: YES!

Vegeta: Will you both just knock it off? I'm here to settle a score!

Sasuke-chan: And I'm here to write this stupid story! I don't care about your stupid nursery rhyme-Goku-thing! And what are you doing here?

Vegeta: I followed you after you put up that Bring Me to Life story! You are twisted and wrong! WRONG!

Sasuke-chan: What story are you talking about? (For your information, Bring Me to Life is a DBZ yaoi fic I wrote that you can find on Mediaminer.org. It's kinda… weird…)

Vegeta: Do you deny it?

Sasuke-chan: Deny what?

Vegeta: That… you… book… ARG! I'm going to kill you!

Sasuke-chan: Who?

Vegeta: You!

Sasuke-chan: Really?

Vegeta: YES!

Sasuke-chan: Why?

Vegeta: The book!

Sasuke-chan: What book?

Vegeta: The-… Will you stop that?!?

Sasuke-chan: Stop what?

Vegeta: That!

Sasuke-chan: That?

Vegeta: THAT!

Sasuke-chan: …

Vegeta: …

Malik: …

Joey: …

Bakura: …

Otogi: …

Marik: …

Mai: …

Ryou: ..

Yugi: …

Tristan: …

Yami: …

Odion: …

Wizzu: …

Pegasus: *slaps down his cards and grins triumphantly* Ah-ha! A full house!

R.K.: *stares down at his play* Aw man, I lost to a maniac!

Pegasus: I'm not a maniac, I'm a genius! XD

Everyone: *turns their head to stare at Pegasus and R.K.*

Malik: Hey, where did the Ice Cream Truck go? I wanted some Rocky Road!

Joey: And I wanted Pistachio!

Yugi: I like Rainbow Sherbet!

Malik: Hey, Bakura! What kind of ice cream do you like?

Bakura: Err… Bubble Gum.

Sasuke: THAT'S ENOUGH! You- *she points to Vegeta* Get lost! You two- *she then points to the poker people in the corner* Get your butts over here before I kick them! And the rest of you- *throws her hands up in the air* JUST PLAY THE STUPID GAME SO I CAN END THIS STORY!

Malik: Can I get some ice cream first?

Sasuke-chan: NO!

Malik: Ok, who's turn is it?

Joey: Tristan never said if he wanted Truth or Dare.

Tristan: Uh… How about dare? *wishes hopefully* Maybe I'll get to go on a date!

R.K.: Ok then, I dare you to SUCESSFULLY make a PB&J sandwich.

Tristan: I can do that!

Joey: You sure?

Tristan: Yeah!

Joey: Really sure?

Tristan: Yeah!

Joey: Definitely sure?

Tristan: Yeah!

Joey: Ultimately sure?

Tristan: YEAH!

Joey: Oh… ok.

R.K.: Come on, you guys! Hurry up and do the dare before Sasuke-chan blows up again!

Sasuke-chan: That's Sasuke-SAMA to you, young missie!

Zelos: *strides in from out of nowhere, a large sexy grin on his face. He waves to the girls as he runs a hand through his long, red, elegant hair* Never fear, the Great Zelos has arrived! Behold, my mighty seducing powers! (By the way, this is the Zelos from Tales of Symphonia, which I do not own either… *sigh*)

Mai: Wow, Hun. Now aren't you handsome.

Zelos: Why thank you, M'am. *bends down onto one knee and kisses Mai's hand, his blue eyes sparkling*

Sasuke-chan: ZELOS?!? What in the world are you doing here?

Zelos: Why there you are, my princess! I've been searching the world for you!

Sasuke-chan: Zelos… Go away, I'm not in the mood right now…

Zelos: *walks behind Sasuke-chan casually and wraps an arm around her waist, bending down and purring into her ear* Don't fret, my young lady. Now that I'm here, you've got nothing to fear.

Pegasus: Hey! He's a great poet, and I didn't even know it!

R.K.: Shut up, you…

Sasuke-chan: Ok, Zelos. You have `till the count of three to get lost before I hurt you… Bad…

Zelos: Oh, I get it. You just need a little… you know what…

Sasuke-chan: Zelos…

Joey: Are you telling me this red-headed playboy is with Sasuke-chan?

Sasuke-chan: …

Joey: Are you really going to go and have s-

Marik: WHEELER!

Otogi: Joey, you know better then to say that word. There are thousands of teenagers with raging hormones out there that are reading this, right this moment.

Marik: Naughty Wheeler, BAD DOGGIE!

Joey: oO

Zelos: *scoops Sasuke-chan off her feet and heads towards his mansion* Well, I'll be back later with your little… excuse me… MY little lady, in a while. See ya!

Sasuke-chan: H-h-hey! Where are y-you taking me?

Zelos: Don't worry… everything will be fine!

~From this point forward, Wizzu will serve as the current hostess, due to the fact that poor Sasuke-chan was taken away to… err… be “relieved of her stress”… *sweatdrops*~

Malik: That guy scared me… very much…

Bakura: Serves the witch right…

Wizzu: Ok, guys! Happy Birthday!

Everyone: Huh?

Wizzu: That means join us for the final part and conclusion to Truth or Dare… UhOh!

~~~~ End of Part Two

Wizzu: Hi y'all! We're back and ready to wrap up this fic and bring back a happing ending!

Bakura: Oh boy, happy ending. I can't wait…

Marik: That red-haired dude better not come back this time. He's stupid and just plain dumb!

Wizzu: To tell you the truth, I don't care too much for him either, but that's alright. We can do without Sasuke-chan for a while. I'm sure everyone could use the break.

Malik: I miss her already… ;-;

Marik: Malik, get your blondey-head out of the gutter and put it back on. She's a stinkin' idiot!

Malik: No, I know that's not true. She may be a little angry and temperamental at times, but she's good at heart.

Bakura: Yeah, good at heart-breaking.

Wizzu: Ok, that's enough making fun of Sasuke-chan. She'd probably beat us up if she heard any of this.

Bakura: *grumbles* Or become severely depressed…

Marik: She's ALWAYS depressed over something…

Yugi: What's depressed?

Bakura: You moron, it means you're… uh… what is depressed?

Marik: I dunno either… oO;

Wizzu: Well, it's kinda hard to describe. You just feel… depressed.

Bakura: Thanks, that really cleared up my confusion…

Marik: This is boring. I'm ditching this whole Truth or Dare crap.

Malik: Noooo, we have to wait for Sasuke-chan to come back!

Marik: No way, Malik. I'm not going to be hanging around for some uber bitch.

Yugi: That's not very nice!

Wizzu: You know, we're never going to get anywhere if we sit around discussing depression.

Yami: I want another hug…

Bakura: NO WAY!

Marik: -.-

Pegasus: Eight and eight fell on the floor. Pick it up, it's sixty-four!

Marik: …What?

Pegasus: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

Marik: Shut up, you moron…

Pegasus: I know you are, but what am I?

Marik: AH! Why you little-

Pegasus: Cat got your tongue?

Marik: I said shut up!

Pegasus: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me!

Marik: Enough!

Pegasus: A penny saved is a penny earned!

Marik: What the hell are you talking about?

Pegasus: When the going gets tough, the tough gets going!

Marik: Can you at least try to make sense in what you're saying?

Pegasus: What goes around comes around!

Marik: What are you-

Pegasus: Blondes go to Jupiter to get more stupider! The rest go to college to get more knowledge!

Marik: What kind of insult is that?

Pegasus: It's raining cats and dogs.

Marik: What?

Pegasus: Some say the glass is half empty. Some say it's half full. Some say, “Hey! Where's my cheeseburger?”

Marik: JUST BE QUIET!

Pegasus: A picture is worth a thousand words.

Bakura: Isn't that the truth.. *he stares at Pegasus and Marik*

Wizzu: Ok, we're getting WAY off track. Can we please continue with the questions?

Yugi: Who's turn is it?

Malik: Dunno…

Joey: How about we all go and play Spin the Bottle instead?

Everyone Else: NO WAY!

Pegasus: Patience is a virtue!

Seto: That's it, I've had enough. I'm leaving this dump!

Mokuba: Wait for me, big brother!

*The two Kaiba brothers head for the front door, but it suddenly opens on it's own, revealing a figure in the door frame.*

Seto: What is this? Some kind of cheap trick?

Mystery Person: Truth or dare, Seto Kaiba…

Seto: What?

Mystery Person: I said… truth or dare?

Seto: I'm not here to play some stupid game!

Yugi: Awwww, c'mon, Kaiba! Lighten up a bit. We're all friends!

Seto: I'm not here to listen to your corny `friendship' speeches either, Yugi. Now you… *he glares at the Mystery Person* Out of my way before I sick my goons on you.

Mokuba: …We have goons?

Seto: Yes, or at least we did the last time I checked.

Mystery Person: Seto Kaiba, answer my question or I'll feed you to the darkness…

Seto: …Marik? Is that you?

Marik: What the hell are you talking about, Kaiba? I'm right here!

Seto: So then… it's not Marik. Who are you?

Mystery Person: I am your worst nightmare!

Seto: *starts to panic* P-Pegasus?

Everyone Else: *snorts*

Mystery Person: No, I'm not Pegasus either. If I was, I'd be calling you Kaiba-boy.

Seto: *shudders in terror* T-Then who a-are you?

Mysterious Person: Need another hint?

Malik: Yeah!

Mystery Person: Alright then… I am the king!

Mokuba: Simba?

Mystery Person: NO!

Joey: The king of what?

Mystery Person: I am the king of the deepest, darkest, bottomless oceans.

Malik: King Trident?

Marik: That's it, no more Little Mermaid for you…

Mystery Person: Let me try this from a different angle. What ancient city was lost long, long ago to the waters?

Tristan: The Titanic?

Joey: City as in da blocks of land, ya nimrod! Not ships!

Tristan: Oh…

Yami: Oh, I know the answer!

Bakura: Yeah, the city containing my sanity…

Yami: The answer would be the Lost City of Atlantis!

Mystery Person: I should expect nothing less from the infamous Pharaoh of Egypt. Your answer is correct.

Joey: So, what does Atlantis have to do with all dis?

Mystery Person: I am the king.

Mokuba: Simba?

Tristan: The king of Atlantis?

Mystery Person: Yes.

Seto: Then that must mean that you're…

Yami: -Dartz! You're Dartz, aren't you?

Mystery Person: Congratulations, Pharaoh. I am Dartz, the king of Atlantis!

Mokuba: Did you take our goons?

Dartz: Goons? Why would I want your goons?

Mokuba: Because you're famous?

Dartz: I'm famous? Oh never mind. Seto Kaiba, truth or dare?

Seto: I'm not playing!

Mokuba: You aren't?

Seto: NO!

Mokuba: Why not, big brother?

Seto: Truth or dare is a stupid game for stupid giddy little kids. I do not fit into that category.

Mokuba: I do!

Yugi: Me too!

Malik: Me three!

Pegasus: Me million!

Dartz: Yeah, sure, whatever. Seto, if you don't play the game… I'll trap you in the Shadow Realm with Pegasus for eternity!

Seto: …FINE! I'll play your stupid game… I pick dare.

Malik: Woohoo! Go Kaiba-man!

Pegasus: You mean Kaiba-boy.

Seto: OO;

Dartz: Alright, I dare you to… drink one of Anzu's meatloaf milkshakes.

Seto: *chokes and gags even more than normal*

Yugi: Oh dear, that's bad…

Seto: *says weakly* Do I have to?

Dartz: I believe that's how you play the game. Isn't that right, Valon?

Valon: Righto, boss!

Joey: Hey, when did he get `ere?

Valon: Well, I was passin' through the area, when I saw all these lights and signs pointing towards the Kaiba Mansion. So, I decided to see what the fussin' was all about.

Seto: Lights and signs? Who put up lights and signs?

Mokuba: Sure wasn't me…

Seto: …Dartz?

Dartz: It wasn't I who put them up.

Malik: Don't look at me either.

Anzu: Wasn't me. I was busy making meatloaf milkshakes.

Seto: *looks like he's about to vomit*

Dartz: Go on, Seto Kaiba. Drink up.

Anzu: Kaiba wants one of my milkshakes? Why should I serve him one of my secret recipes?

Seto: Yeah, why would I want her milkshakes? x-x

Dartz: Because we all KNOW how much you love meatloaf, Seto Kaiba.

Seto: What ever gave you that idea?

*Everyone turns and looks at Marik*

Marik:…What?

Anzu: That's it, if you don't learn to be nice to each other, then ALL of you can have some dirt!

Mokuba: How about meatloaf milkshake? It tastes just like dirt.

Yugi: Mokuba!

Mokuba: Sorry…

Anzu: Alright… But only Kaiba gets a taste of my milkshake. It's a secret recipe you know. I just can't share it with everyone.

Marik: I think I know why…

Anzu: *She takes a cup and pours what looks like pig slop into it in a neatly manner* Here you go, Kaiba. *she hands the glass to him*

Seto: *Takes the glass nervously and stares at it for a very long time*

Anzu: Drink.

Seto: …

Anzu: I SAID DRINK IT!

Seto: *He winces as he plugs his nose and tilts his head back, drinking it all down*

Mokuba: Well?

Yami: How is it?

Seto: ………. It tastes like…

Malik: Like what?

Valon: A potato?

Seto: … not quite.

Joey: Then what does it taste like?

Seto: …. Like meatloaf.

*Everyone falls over anime style*

Anzu: See? It's not so bad.

Seto: I guess so…

*The door opens again here, revealing a very worn out and shaken Sasuke-chan. Her body is slightly trembling as she leans on the doorframe* I'm… back.

Malik: Sasuke-chan!

Yugi: Sasuke!

Bakura: Oh no..

Marik: Just great…

Joey: What happened to you, kid? You look tired or somethin'.

Sasuke-chan: I AM tired, Joey. My body aches all over and I would like a bed.

Bakura: Well, you can't have mine.

Malik: What a generous offer, Bakura! You're a swell guy.

Bakura: … Excuse me?

Malik: Sasuke-chan, let me show you to Bakura's room. If you don't mind the smell of rotten flesh, blood, and bone… then you'll be just fine.

Bakura: First of all, my room does not smell or have rotten flesh, blood, OR bone in it! Second…. I said she CAN'T have my room!

Malik: And you can keep her company, Bakura-san! She could probably use a good friend right about now.

Bakura: She's not my friend!

Malik: If you say so. *He chucks the two of them into Bakura's room and slams the door shut, locking it from the outside*

Joey: … Oh boy.

*Inside the room*

Bakura: Great. JUST GREAT!

Sasuke-chan: Mmmmmmn… *She crawls onto the bed and snuggles into the covers*

Bakura: … Are you ok over there?

Sasuke-chan: Hn…

Bakura: Alrighty then…

*There is a long awkward silence*

Bakura: Sasuke-chan?

Sasuke-chan: …

Bakura: Hey you, yeah! You with the face! I'm talking to you! HELLO?!?

Sasuke-chan: Bakura? Truth or dare?

Bakura: Why that all of a sudden?

Sasuke-chan: I dunno. Just answer.

Bakura: Dare.

Sasuke-chan: I dare you to end this fanfic for me.

Bakura: It would be my pleasure.

Sasuke-chan: *Her thoughts go back to Zelos* Uhhh, don't get me started on the word “pleasure”.

Bakura: Hn, agreed. Well, tah-tah, you pathetic mortals. Now get lost!