Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Twice the Fun ❯ Of Stalkers and Toasters ( Chapter 3 )

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Disclaimer: see 1st chapter............

Notes:

Almost everyone is pretty OOC except maybe Seto a little bit.

I HATE TEA!! Tea-lovers beware. Tea-bashing is included in the fic.

::......:: Yami's thoughts to Yugi

/....../ regular thoughts

I think that's all............

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Onward!!

Twice the Fun

(Of Stalkers and Toasters)

"I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!!!!!"

Yugi was currently pacing around his room and ranting. Loudly.

"WHAT IN SEVEN HELLS POSSESSED YOU TO DO THAT!!!" Yugi paced faster and started stomping around his room.

Yami sighed. After he "saved" Seto from being "raped" by Joey (in his view), Yugi was suspended for a week after the ambulance rushed the teacher away who suffered a heart attack. Yami really didn't see what wasn't so great about what he did. ::kids these days......::

" AND IT'S NOT FAIR THAT I GET SUSPENDED AND PEOPLE THINK THAT I'M CRAZY AND SETO PROBABLY THINKS THAT WE'RE BOTH NUTS!!!!!"

Yami snapped to attention. ::What do you mean `Seto thinks we're nuts?::

"OF COURSE HE THINKS WE'RE NUTS!!! WHAT YOU THINK IF SOMEONE YOU KNEW AND POSSIBLY REPSCTED AND MIGHT HAVE LIKED, SUDDENLY JUMPS UP AND SCREAMS ABOUT BURNING PANTS AND THROWS A CHAIR OUT A FREAKN' WINDOW!!!!!!!!"

Yugi stopped pacing and started huffing for breath.

"Ummmm............... Yugi?........."

Yugi turned, startled, towards his Grandpa framed in the door looking worried.

"Yugi......are you ok? I heard yelling...and there's no one......in here...except for you......" Grandpa looked worried as he looked at Yugi.

Yugi laughed nervously. "Heh.. heh....umm......just talking to myself......you know how hard school can be...heh..." He put his hand behind his head and smiled weakly.

Grandpa looked doubtful. "Well.. if you need anyone to talk to you know I'm always here..." Grandpa gave another worried glance towards Yugi and left the room shutting the door.

Yugi sighed and sat on his bed.

"I hate you sometimes...Yami..."

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The sounds of footsteps were heard down the hallway of Domino High. The hall was deserted as one of the last students left.

/What the hell happened today?/ Seto Kaiba was currently making his way to the entrance of the school to his limo.

He sighed and slung his briefcase over his shoulder. /I don't get Joey or Yugi anymore......not that I ever actually understood them./

Seto's mind wandered to the day's events. After he had woken up, he saw Yugi standing on his desk with a broken window beside him and the teacher fainting on the floor. He tried to stand up and felt his foot kick something soft under his desk.

/I wasn't scared...just cautious../ After feeling the unknown under the desk, Seto yelped and jumped on his chair. He stood there trying to see what was under his desk. /Stupid puppy-dog under there..../

He found an almost unconscious Joey with a busted lip, courtesy of Seto, moaning about crazy pants people.

Seto's eyes narrowed as he walked on. /What was that mutt doing under my desk?/ The brunette jumped of the chair and poked Joey with his foot. The blonde moaned again and opened his mouth to say something, alas but some medical workers came in to revive the teacher and Seto didn't hear what Joey tried to say.

Seto sighed. /Does Joey like me? He's starting to act weird around me and did he really try to grope me last week?....../

Seto mused the thought of them together. /He's not that bad looking.../ He stopped in his tracks.

/Did I just think that Joey was CUTE?!!!/ Seto frowned as he thought about the blonde.

/Well...he's not that horrible-

"Hey Seto!!!"

Seto turned and saw the Wicked Witch of the West, ahem Tea. /What's that bitch doing here?/

Tea ran over to Seto and smiled. "Hey Seto! I was leaving when I saw you!" She still had the dumb grin on her face.

Seto sweatdropped. /Of all the bad luck....../

"Um... Hi Tea" Seto tried to act civilized instead of killing her in the hall. The bitch was so damn annoying!

"So how's life?", she asked as he stood there.

Seto frowned. She had always annoyed her because of her whole damn friendship fetish as well as the way she mooned over Yami. /Wait... why do I care about that?.../

"So are you going home?" Tea asked breaking the silence.

Seto controlled the urge of slapping his forehead. /Of course I'm going home! Why would I be walking to the front after school!/ "Um...Yeah"

Tea smiled coyly. "By the way, are you with anybody?"

/Is she hitting on me?!/ Seto stared at the girl. "Why do you care?"

"Just wondering......" She answered and fluttered her eyelashes a bit.

Seto felt the beginning of a headache. "Don't you like Yugi?"

Tea looked troubled. "Well, I actually liked Yami better. He's so much sexier!"

Seto eyes widened. /That's kind of mean. I thought Yugi liked her a lot...... Why the hell am I worried about Yugi's feelings!!/

"You said `liked'. What happened?" /No that I care.../

Tea squirmed a little. "Well...... I would have liked him, but I found out that Yami is......"

"Yami is what?!" Seto asked wondering about Yami.

Tea smiled again. "It's not really important." She sidled up closer to him and put her hand on his arm.

/What's she doing?!/ He tried to move away, but suddenly found his lips covered by a warm mouth.

Tea held his arms and tried to deepen the kiss. Seto eyes widened further. /SLUT!!/

He pushed away and stared at Tea. "What the hell do you think you're doing?!!"

Tea smiled again and whispered, "Didn't you like that...Seto......?"

Seto stomach turned. "Of course I didn't like that you whore!" He backed further away and glared at her.

"Who would like being kissed by a slut and a btich?!!"

Tea's eyes watered. "What do you mean?" She frowned.

"What do you mean, `what do mean' !!! What's there not to understand?!! You are a slut, whore and a bitch!! I can't believe you wanted Yami because he was sexier and tried to hit on me!!!"

Tea's eyes widened and filled with tears. "You don't want me because you like Yugi, don't you!!"

Seto froze in his tracks. /Is that true?.../

He turned his head around and shot a look of hatred at her. "You have no idea what your talking about wench!"

Seto turned and walked faster to the car outside. "Crazy Bitch." He muttered.

/She isn't right, is she?/

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Joey grinned. He had followed Seto after he got out of the nurse's office. /Damn. Seto can kick hard.../

He frowned as he remembered Yugi screaming. /What was wrong with him?/

Joey followed the brunette down the hall and enjoyed being behind him.

/Mmmm...Seto swings his hips waaay too much for his own good...mmm.../ Joey watched Seto swing his bag over his shoulder.

/He's strong...he probably has great stamina...that's good in bed...heh heh.../

Joey was having a pretty good time when he saw Tea approach Seto. /She'd better not be there for my man!/

Joey hid behind a display case in the hall and watched them. He saw Tea and Seto exchange a few words. /Hurry up and leave!/ His legs were starting to cramp from crouching.

/WHY THE HELL DID SHE KISS MY SETO??!!!/ Joey almost started yelling at her. He saw with satisfaction Seto push her away and start yelling at her.

/Yes!/ Joey started rejoicing but froze when he heard Tea yell something about Seto liking Yami.

/OH MY GOD!!/ Joey's mouth hung open as the last couple of days became clear.

His eyes widened. It suddenly made sense! Why Yugi had been acting weird around him and the whole `pants' thing in class. /Does Yugi like Seto?!! He did seem to be jealous when Joey talked to the brunette./

/Did he see me under Seto's desk?! Is that why he went insane and started yelling?!/ Joey racked his brain for an answer. /Darn, gotta start using my brain more.../

The blonde suddenly remembered Seto. /Crap./ He jumped up and saw Seto walking out of the door.

Joey jumped up and ran after him.

He got outside to see the Kaiba Corp. limo drive away. /Darn. Gotta hurry.../ Joey ran to a bush outside the school and pulled a bike out. He started pedaling after the limo.

/I'll never leave ya alone.../

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Seto rubbed his head in the car. /Do I like Yami......or do I like Joey......?/ He was confused about his feelings for the past pharaoh and the blonde.

/Do I men......?/ Seto thought about his past relationships. There had been women that he'd slept with but there had been that one man............

/But that was only one time. Does that mean that I can like Joey......or Yami?/

He looked out the window at the cold, bleak December landscape. /Maybe I should just stop thinking about it and let it work itself out....../

/Oh yeah.. Ryou was coming over later to work on a project.../

He sighed. Mokuba should be home and waiting for him. /I should take some days off to spend time with the kid.../

Seto's mind wandered to Mokuba's happy face. He remembered last Christmas, when Mokuba looked adorable as an elf...

/Hm.. well that elf set the tree on fire and burned my coat.../

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"Big brother!" Mokuba jumped on Seto as he walked through the door. "I'm glad your home!!"

Seto smiled and hugged his little brother. "I glad to see you too."

Seto took off his coat and tossed it on the couch. The house was warm and inviting. Their Christmas lights weren't out yet. /I should do that tomorrow./

"Big brother!" Mokuba tugged on Seto's arm. "Can we watch a movie together? Please!!"

"Sure Mokuba. We can have some popcorn and hot chocolate too." He smiled at his little brother. "But first I'm going to change. Why don't you get the hot chocolate packets out and pick a movie?"

"Yay!!" Mokuba hugged his brother and bounced off to the kitchen. Seto watched him leave with a smile.

/I love that kid./

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/Ok. Maybe coming out here without a coat wasn't that smart./ Joey shivered and tried not to freeze.

He had followed Seto to his home and was currently watching his through his front window. /He looks so nice hugging his bro'/

Joey started rubbing his arms again. Why did I have to leave my jacket at school? He blew in his hands and tried to put them in his jeans. /Way too freakn' cold../

He watched Seto walk upstairs and Mokuba running to the kitchen. /The things I do for love.../

He shivered as he looked at the bleak clouds. The wind blew harder and the sun was setting.

Joey looked inside and looked at the warm room and saw Mokuba come out with some hot chocolate packets. He started to drool at the sight. /Mmmm......what I would do for some hot chocolate...and that couch...and Seto coming down the stairs looking good enough to eat.../

The blonde stared at Seto coming downstairs in a soft gray long-sleeved button up shirt and a pair of soft black pants. He saw Seto creep up to Mokuba and grab him. Mokuba shrieked when Seto started swing him around. /What I would give to be Mokuba....../

Joey watched Seto and Mokuba disappear in the kitchen. /I'm gonna freeze out here./ He tried to move around more and the wind started blowing again.

/Brrrrr....../

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Seto poured the popcorn in a bowl and got the hot chocolate to bring to the living room. He balanced the tray and the bowl and walked in the room. Mokuba was in the middle of a pile of videos and looked to be thinking hard.

"Hey Mokuba, did you pick a tape yet?" Seto set the popcorn and chocolate on the table. "Well..." he turned to his little brother.

Mokuba's brows knitted. "I think I have one."

Seto sat down. /Please don't be The Little Toaster that Could....../

"I want the toaster movie!" Mokuba held the video in his hand.

Seto gulped. /I'm not scared....../ he tried to convince himself. Seto sighed and remembered his fear of that horrible vacuum cleaner in the movie. He remembered his mother chasing his around with it and laughing. Seto whimpered at the memory and snuggled with a pillow.

"Um......big brother......" Mokuba was staring at him with fear.

Seto straightened and laughed nervously. "I'm fine Mokuba." He smiled weakly. "Just start the tape."

Mokuba slowly nodded and popped the tape in the VCR. He ran to Seto and snuggled up to him on the couch.

Seto sighed contentedly. /It couldn't be that bad.../

The opening began and the vacuum cleaner came on the screen. Seto's eyes glazed over.

/Damn you toaster.../

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That's all for now. I have the next chapter planned out and it was supposed to be part of this one but my fingers died from typing this and homework. I hope you liked this!! Yami Bakura is in the next chappie!! R&R!!

-Leland