Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Twice the Fun ❯ One-Track Minds ( Chapter 5 )

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Disclaimer: See 1st chapter if you really care.....

NOTES!!!!

1) Yami Bakura can sorta "talk" to Yami through their items somehow. I dunno exactly how...use your imagination...

/......./ thoughts

::.......:: Yami's thoughts

<<.......>> Yami Bakura's thoughts.

(.....) my weird comments

I will refer to Yami Bakura as 'Bakura' from time to time. Good Bakura will be known as Ryou.

Whew!! That's all!!!

Sorry for the shortness...

My writing also got kinda crappy near the end of this. I upped the rating to pg-13 because of some language that might not be nice for all. Thanks Selena!!! I forgot about that!!

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Twice the Fun

(Yami has a one-track mind and Seto's HOT!!)

The sound of soft sighs and mumbles were heard in the room of one Yugi. The petite boy sighed again and frowned. He was sitting on the bed and was currently trying to figure out his feelings towards a certain rich brunette. /I really do like him...I think..../

The boy sighed and thought about Seto being his boyfriend. His thoughts wandered to happy things. /Mmm....If Seto was my boyfriend then he would talk to me and hold my hand during lunch..../

A smile found its way to Yugi's face as his mind went to days with Seto. /...long walks and presents and curling up in front of a fire....valentines...movies...cuddling....hugs-

::THAT'S ALL YOU WANT FROM HIM??!!!!::

Yugi frowned as a certain former pharaoh made his presence known. /What are you talking about?/

::YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT DATES AND HUGS?!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!!!!:: Yami screeched.

/WHAT"S WRONG WITH YOU?!!/ Yugi mentally yelled back at him.

Yami groaned. ::SETO IS NOT HERE FOR CUDDLING!! YOU CAN TAKE A PUPPY FOR LONG WALKS AND CUDDLING!! Seto is here to screw and screw and SCREW!!!!!! ARGHHH!!!::

Yugi's face was angry. /THIS IS WHY HE DOESN'T WANT YOU!!! YOU JUST WANT HIM FOR SEX!!!/

::STOP YELLING AT ME!!::

/YOU STOP YELLING AT ME!!!!!!!/ Yugi scowled.

::You hurt my feelings....Seto does too want me too....he wants me to fuck him silly...:: Yami sighed at the thought.

Yugi grabbed his puzzle. /If you don't stop talking about Seto as if he's some kind of sex toy, then I'LL TAKE APART YOUR STUPID PUZZLE!!! MUHAHAHAHAH!!!! AND you'll be stuck in darkness for ETERNITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHA!!!!/

Yami stared at the now panting and huffing Yugi. And slowly mentally backed away. ::Heh...um...just a joke Aibou...heh..heh...::

/That's what I thought.../

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The sound of a doorbell chimed though the Kaiba mansion. Seto's eyes traveled to the door. "Hey Mokuba, Ryou is here so go to bed."

Mokuba pouted. "I don't wanna."

Seto sighed. He went to the door and opened it. Ryou was smiling wrapped up in a cream colored coat and a light blue scarf. "Hi Seto." The elder Kaiba had a faint smile on his face as he showed his classmate in.

Ryou looked around the room. It was cozy looking and huge. He could see Mokuba on the couch throwing popcorn all over the floor. The thought of what Seto would do when he found out amused him.

"Hey Mokuba, why don't you clean that up before your brother notices..." Ryou walked over the small boy.

"It too late for that!!" The CEO stood behind them glowering. "CLEAN THAT UP!!!"

Mokuba giggled at his brother's anger and threw popcorn in his face. Ryou stifled his laughter. They were so cute when they fought.

"STOP THAT!!" Seto frowned and brushed the popcorn away. "And clean all of that up!!"

Mokuba's big eyes filled with tears. He hung his head and whimpered. "I...I...I'm sorry big brother..."

Seto felt his heart clench. He rushed over to Mokuba and hugged him. "I'm sorry for yelling at you." He softly said.

The younger Kaiba grinned over Seto's shoulder at Ryou. The lighter haired boy giggled.

/He's good.../

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The tomb robber watched the sickening scene through his host's eyes. <<Bleh...>>

He sighed as boredom set in. The two Kaiba brothers were annoying and Ryou was such a pansy. Particularly he had a grudge against the CEO. Certain events in their past lives didn't put him on his 'Get to Live' list. <<I'll have to kill him soon...>>

Ryou's eyes went to the window and Bakura thoughts wandered to the blonde idiot outside who was infatuated with the priest. <<Hmm...the blonde is attracted to the pharaoh's little crush...>>

The tomb robber's hatred of the pharaoh just exceeded that of the priest. The thought of what Yami would do when he found out that his light's best friend had feelings for the priest proved very entertaining.

<<Why don't I see for myself what would happen...>>

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The soft sound of a humming was coming from a very Egyption-ish soul room. Yami was currently lying on a huge, dark red, and black canopy bed. He had one knee bent and was twirling his puzzle around. Half-lidded crimson eyes wandered over the intricate designs on the ceiling.

::I wonder if Yugi's still mad at me?:: He sighed and sat up. The pharaoh turned to a small bedside table. Small gold frames surrounded many pictures of a certain blue eyed CEO. Hm...I wonder who...?

A soft smile graced Yami's lips as he took in the perfection of Seto's face and body. There were many shots taken without the consent or knowledge of the brunette. ::I need a shower shot....::

Yami sighed and threw himself back down on the bed. His hands wandered over to a small Seto plushie. (don't ask) The duelist held the toy in front of his face. The small soft depiction of Seto stared back with blank blue eyes.

The pharaoh fingered the small blue trench and dark hair. He sat up again and reached for the drawer in the table beside him. Inside there was a small white trench, obviously made for the doll, and a small French maid's outfit (:P), also for the doll.

The red eyes traveled between the two outfits. ::Which one?:: He reached for the trench and stopped in midair and grabbed the maid's outfit. ::Heehee.....::

RING RING!!

The sound of ringing crashed the silence of the room. Yami spun around and eyed an old looking phone across the room. ::It had to be right now...grrr...::

He jumped off the bed towards the phone. The phone was used between yamis and odd people. Shadii for one. (I love Shadii!!)

::Who would be calling now...?:: He picked up the phone. ::Hello?::

<<Hiya pharaoh.>> A certain thief said.

Yami frowned. He hated Bakura and really didn't feel like talking to him. ::What do you want?::

<<Oh nothing...Just wanted to talk...you know...for old times sake...>> Bakura smirked in his soul room. HE wanted to drag this out as long as he could.

::Well...nice talking to you...bye...:: Yami started to take the phone away from his ear.

<<Wait!! I need to tell you something.>> Bakura sighed. So much for dragging it out...

::What?:: Yami sighed and listened.

<<Well, my pansy host and I are at the Kaiba place an-

::WHAT??!!!:: Yami 'yelled' (since their thinking) and thoughts of Bakura harassing his Seto flew through his mind.

<<LET ME FINISH!!>> Bakura growled and glared.

::Fine. Finish.::

<<As I was saying, before someone rudely interrupted me...I am at the Kaiba place and I happened to notice something very interesting...>>

::What?!:: Yami was having a heart attack at the thought of Bakura 'noticing' something.

::Is Seto sick, or is he straight, or has he fallen in love with his brother?!!!::

<<......>> Bakura's eyes widened. Where had that come from? <<I knew it. He's lost it...>>

::TELL MEEEEEE!!!!!:: Yami was near hysterics.

<<Um...I was going to tell you that Seto's having a party and that blonde idiot is here trying to take naked shots of the loser priest.>>

::ARRRGGGHHH!!! JOEY IS GOING TO DIE!!!!!:: Yami yelled and began banging his fist on the wall.

<<You'd better do something before the blonde ravishes a very willing brunette...>>

::GGGGYYYYAAAAHHHHH...ARRRGGGGHHH!!!!:: Yami slammed the phone down and contacted Yugi.

::Aibou!!!! Answer me!!!::

/What do you want, you sex-crazed maniac?/ Yugi was still mad over his Yami's infatuation.

::Seto is having a party and he just invited us!!:: Yami crossed his fingers.

/How did he ask you just now?/ Yugi frowned. The phone hadn't rung to his knowledge.

::Um...he asked me at our last duel!!::

/FOUR months ago?/

::Um...YES!!::

/That's the stupidest excuse I've ever heard./

::I'm SERIOUS!!::

/So am I./

::GRRR...Mokuba asked us to come. He'll be really sad if we don't make it./

Images of the small raven-haired child with big watery eyes and sniffles filled Yugi's mind. Yugi's eyes filled with tears. /sniff...Ok...let's go.../

::Pushover...:: Yami grinned and begain planning Joey's death.

::Seto is mine...::

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Sorry for the lack of action again. I'll try to get the next part up quicker. I love kinky stuff... heh...

-Leland