Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Two Egyptians One Ryou ❯ Thursday ( Chapter 2 )

With Friday quickly approaching Ryou made his way toward what many consider the most dangerous house in the neighborhood. Few ever made it out of that house completely intact. They either lost their life, positions, blood, virginity, or a possibly unhealthy combination of the four. Ryou was making his way to his own house.

“Bakura, Akefia, I'm home!” he called as he entered the home. His call was answered with silence. Never a good sign in his house; it either meant they weren't home and instead were stealing and tormenting innocent people, or they were home and keeping silent for… reasons. The moment you let your guard down was the moment they would strike. Living with the two white-haired demons since their return to flesh, prepared Ryou for a great many a things. Planning ahead, he tossed his backpack into the living room on the couch making it land with a thud; while he silently went into the kitchen to prepare his bargaining chips and watch the chaos about to unfold before him. Another few moments of silence passed until sounds of banging and arguing came from the living room.

“He's mine!” A velvet male voice roared, tackling Ryou's backpack and landing on the couch.

“No! You got him last time, I get him this time!” Came the rebuttal from a gruff voice yanking the other off of the couch harshly.

“Okay fine, I get both of you then!” The velvet voice declared picking up Ryou's backpack.

“LIKE HELL YOU DO AKEFIA! I COULDN'T WALK FOR A WEEK THE LAST TIME YOU `GOT' ME LIKE THAT!” the other voice snarled, not liking where this conversation was heading.

“Says the one who was moaning like a bitch, Bakura.” Akefia replied smugly with a self-satisfied smirk.

“It was the heat of the moment.” Bakura defended.

“No, it was me ramming you six ways from Sunday.”

“I still get him.”

“Hah, you wanna dance, pretty boy? I always get what I want and I want him!”

“Bring it, Scarface!”

“Ummmmm… Actually, no one is `getting' me tonight so you can let go of my backpack, Akefia.” Ryou's soft voice declared upon entering the living room. Akefia dropped Ryou's backpack, finally realizing that it wasn't the treasure he `wanted'. “Alright you two come on dinner is ready.” Akefia and Bakura exchanged confused glances before following Ryou into the kitchen. “One for you, annnnd one for you.” He said with a smile as he placed the two, practically mooing, raw steaks in front of the others, along with some vegetables. Within seconds the two eating began to devour the steaks by taking inhuman bites, spewing the juices from the meat all over the table. “I need you guys out of the house this weekend.” Ryou said aloud while the others were absorbed in their food.

“Sure no prob- wait. You want us to do what?!” Akefia protested, slightly muffled do to the hunk of meat still in his mouth.

“Marik and Malik are coming over to do our science project this weekend and you guys will distract them.”

“You mean they are coming over to do you.” Bakura chuckled knowing how his former partner, Malik, and his yami, Marik, worked and thought. Especially when together.

“What!?! We really do have a project to do `Kura!”

“Riiight, but the real problem here is why should we leave the house?”

“Because you can torment Atemu and Yami all you want this weekend and I won't stop you.” Ryou offered, trying to get the other two to agree.

“You couldn't stop us even if you wanted to, Ryou.” Akefia retorted smugly.

“But I won't even try to stop you this time. Just think of all the havoc you could cause without me to hinder you.”

“That's a good point, but we still need something more if you want us to be gone the whole weekend.” Bakura chimed in with the negotiations, liking where his mind was taking things.

“I'll cook meat for dinner the whole week!”

“You do that anyway.” Bakura and Akefia said together.

“Yes, but you won't have to eat the vegetables for that week either. I won't even cook any for you guys.”

“We still need more… incentive.” Akefia purred placing his elbows on the table while folding his hands, chin resting on his interlaced fingers.

“Come now, Ryou, there has to be something you could do to convince us.” Bakura cooed darkly, his trademark grin appearing on his face.

“Oh, I know! Not only will I cook you both meat for breakfast, plus eggs and toast, lunch and dinner, I'll do it in that skimpy outfit you both bought me for Christmas.” He repressed a shudder at the mere thought of that… thing.

“You mean the one you refused to even touch after opening it? Or the one that you wore that night?”

“Both, I'll alternate when cooking.”

“We have our cake, but what about the icing?' Akefia remarked, trying to coax a little more out of Ryou.

“More!!!” Ryou exclaimed. Damn! This was not going how he wanted.

“We are thieves, Ryou, we always want more.”

“Fine! But this is my final offer, you take it or I'll go to their house and Ra only knows what will happen to me over there! I will cook meat for your meals in a skimpy outfit, even that,” Ryou sighed and bunched his face together, again, before continuing, “… `Unique' one. I will also miss one day of school next week, tests and assignments permitting, for you both to use however you please.”

“Even if it involves…public display of affection?” Bakura asked very pleased with this deal and the ideas that were flowing through his head.

“As long as you leave Friday morning and don't return until Monday morning, then yes.” Bakura and Akefia exchanged glances and then nodded to each other.

“Deal.” They said together before devouring the rest of their steaks.

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/Hello Kame Game Store this is Yuugi speaking, how may I help you?/ A voice on the other side of the phone line answered cheerfully.

“Hey, Yuugi, it's me Ryou.”

/If your calling me that means-/

“Yep, they are leaving the house to me for the weekend.”

/Good. Did you have to make the deal for the house?/

Ryou sighed and shook his head “Yes I did. I even had to go the extra mile and offer some….other things. Anyway, you should warn the pharaoh and Yami about this weekend.”

/Don't worry I already have the cellar stocked with nonperishable food items and water./

“Thanks for your help, Yuugi.”

/No problem, though I will want all of the details come Monday./

“Alright, I can do that. I'll see you tomorrow in class, Yuugi.”

/Bye, Ryou. One more thing before you hang up./

“What?”

/What else did you have to offer? I'm curious./

“I agreed to cook for them in an outfit they got me for Christmas. I refused to wear it, because I knew it would be a good bargaining chip later.”

/What is it?/

“A Princess Leia slave outfit.” He turned redder than a ripe tomato.

/Hahaha, really? I would have never guess they'd be a fan of Star Wars!/

“Don't remind me. They watch it all the time; I think it has something to do with the `Dark Side' and taking over the galaxy that makes them like it so much.” A crash was heard followed by yelling and arguing. “I gotta go before they break something. Could you bring the stuff for me tomorrow?”

/Yeah, I'll hide it with your textbooks that way Marik and Malik won't go looking through it./

“Than-”

“THAT'S IT I'M GOING TO RING YOUR NECK, I DON'T CARE IF YOUR MYSELF!”

“Here we go again. Bye, Yuugi”

/Bye, Ryou have fun./ Yuugi giggled on the other side of the line.

“Right, fun!” Ryou sighed as he hung up the phone. Placing his cell into his pocket he headed towards his bedroom closet and grabbed a water gun. It was going to be a long night.

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Alrighty then that was chapter 2! I estimate 2-3 week for chapter 3 and that should be the last chapter (you never really know with me XD). Leave a review and tell me what you think if you want, I know that I want you to! Anywho, I must go protect my roof from zombies, even though I have no Idea how the heck they got up there……… oh well I have plants :3 and if I'm late in posting my brain was eaten by zombies.

~Darth Mudkip