Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Two nights, three days ❯ Joey and Tristan ( Chapter 1 )

Peggi-Hiya there peoples. This fanfic went over REALLY well at ff.net, so I decided to put it up here and try my luck! Okay, the first couple of chapters will be slow and boring but by chapter three, it'll get interesting. Okay, this will contain no yaoi/shounen-ai AKA boyXboy and no lemons or nothing. . .well, here goes nothing!

Disclaimer-But you forgot to say you don't own Yugioh!

Bakura-That's a good way to get yourself-

WHOOSH! SIZZLE!

Disclaimer-*has been burned with flamestream by Peggi's dragon Pokémon Dililah*

Bakura-. . .hurt. . . .

Peggi-TO CHAPTER ONE!

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Joey and Tristan laughed loudly as they sent their seventh prank e-mail to a certain someone whom they couldn't stand either on the show they starred in, or in real life.

Joey-Oh! Oh! Let's e-mail him a picture of a Blue Eyes in a dog costume!

Tristan-Mock his favorite card? Sure. But where do you think we could find one in a dog suit?

Joey-Duh, we could just get the pic of the Blue Eyes, print it out, draw the dog suit by hand, scan it, and send it to him.

Tristan-I like the way you think.

Joey-Me too.

After they had scanned the picture they addressed it to SK901@KaibaCorp.adu and pressed the send button. They both laughed loudly.

Joey-I bet he NEVER figures out who's been sendin' him these pranks!

Tristan-Yeah! Hey Joey, you wanna soda?

Joey-Sure.

The two race down the stairs towards the refrigerator. Joey got there first. He opened the door and pulled out two Pepsis. He tossed one to Tristan. Both just stared at eachother, knowing exactly what the other is about to do. At the exact same time they both shake up the cans as quickly as they can and open them, the tops facing each other. Serenity walks in just as the cans are opened and she ducks behind the counter. Pepsi fizz flies everywhere, including all over the three teens. Tristan and Joey start laughing when they notice Serenity hiding behind the counter.

Joey-Oh, hey sis.

Serenity-Is it safe to come out now, or are you going to top it off by flinging ice cream around the place?

Joey-Youre safe.

Tristan-Although it woulde be pretty fun to use ice cream.

Joey-Not that we don't want you here, but how come you came over?

Serenity-Well, I was wondering if you could help me with my homework.

Tristan-Me?

Serenity-No, I wanted Joey to help me.

Tristan just starts to laugh.

Tristan-JOEY? HOMEWORK? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Joey elbowed Tristan in the gut.

Joey-What's so funny 'bout me doin' homework?

Tristan-Nothing. Really.

Joey-So, what's the homework on?

Serenity-Well, it's a history project, and I was assigned the subject of Duel Monsters.

Joey-Duel Monsters? Didn't you say this was a history project?

Serenity-Well, it's actually on the origins of Duel Monsters.

Joey-Okay. I'll be over in one hour. Just give Tris and I some more time. We were, uh.researching something on the internet.

Serenity-Researching? Researching what?

Joey-Uh.Kaiba stuff. Um.since he does a lot of technology stuff.I wanted to know.um.

Serenity-You were sending him more prank e-mails, weren't you?

Joey-Yes. *looks down at his feet, trying to look sorry*

Serenity-Whatever. Just don't forget, kay?

Joey-Promise.

Serenity left Tristan and Joey to their pranking. They raced back up to Tristan's bedroom to the computer. Tristan sat down on the chair first, but Joey pulled it out from under him. Then they began wrestling on the floor when suddenly, a computer message stated, "you have one new message". Both Joey and Tristan got off of the floor and stared at the computer screen. Tristan opened the new message.

Joey-Who's it from?

Tristan-It doesn't have a return address.

Joey-You mean that it doesn't say who it's from?

Tristan-Nope.

They read the message. The subject was, 'To Tristan and Joey'. They both read the message out loud. When they were finished, they looked down to see who the sender was, but there was no name.

Joey-Weird.

Tristan-Wanna know what's even weirder?

Joey-Huh?

Tristan-How'd the sender know you'd be over here?

They both stared at the message. Neither had a very good feeling about the message.

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Peggi-Okay, now would be a good time to introduce everyone.

Eevee goddess of Light (aka Eevee)-I'm Peggi's cousin.

Nick-I'm Eevee's brother.

Dililah-You know who I am but I'm filling in for the Evil Disclaimed Dress, or E.D.D. . .it's one of Peggi's minions.

Disclaimer-*coughs out smoke*oww. . .

Marik, Pegsi (Pegasus), and James-And we're her co-hosts!

Bakura-I'm here for the food and `cause my hikari won't ever leave.

Ryou-I'm here since everyone here is my friend!

Tea-I'm Peggi's best friend!

All-. . .

Tea-No, seriously, I'm her friend. . .my nickname is Tea. SO DON'T BASH TEA FROM THE SHOW OR I'LL KILL YOU ALL WITH MY MILLENNIUM ITEMS!

Peggi-She loves Joey. He's hers. Evil spell-checker time!

Fanfic- frantic, finfish, and manic

Peggi- Peggy, piggy, pegging, pegged

Ryou- you, Roy, Rio, roux, Roué

Too lazy to finish! But there's lots more!