Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Two nights, three days ❯ Hello, I am your host. ( Chapter 4 )

Pegsi-Okay, I know Peggi usually gives her annoying opening statements, but she's too sick to be annoying right now.

Mokuba-So we're in charge now!

Bakura-MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Now that Peggi is sick I can take over the world without having to worry about the evil authoress who never lets me have any fun!

Ryou-That's exactly why she decided to have a co-host. Just in case you decided to use her illnesses or absence as an opportunity to take over the world.

Bakura-*pouting with arms crossed*I hate authoresses

Other authoresses from the audience-*give the evil glare*

Joey-Be careful or Peggi won't be the only authoress out to getcha.

Bakura-Shut up.*sticks out tongue*

Pegsi-oookkaaaaayyyy...Well, Peggi doesn't own Yugioh. Kazuki Takahashi does. And that's good because if she did own Yugioh there would be a lot more insanity in the show.

Bakura-INSANITY! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

All-O.O

Yami-Umm.onto the fic please.

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Yami-Who are you?

Person at the door-My name is Kyle.

Joey-Well that clears that up. Now there's something I need you to know.

Kyle-What's that?

Joey-You somehow kinda sorta ran outa food.

Kyle-O.O I had an entire fridge full earlier.

Mokuba-But that was before Joey and Tristan got to it.

Kyle-Okay. Well, I'll just have to order pizza later or something.

Pegasus-Can we stop talking about the food for just a minute.

Joey-NEVER!

Kyle-What is it?

Pegasus-I don't know about the rest of you, but I really want to know why you invited us here.

Kyle-Oh. Well, like it said in the invitation, I want to have a sleepover.

Yugi-Why do you want it to be so long?

Kyle-Three days and two nights was the perfect time for me and the company to decide.

Weevil-Decide what?

Kyle-Who should go.

Keith-Go? Go where?

Kyle-Well, I don't know if any of you have noticed, but there are way too many characters for Kazuki Takahashi to write all of you into the script.

Tea-And.?

Kyle-Well, this party is basically an elimination party.

Mai-What do you mean?

Kyle-The first five or so of you to leave the mansion are taken out of the show.

Yugi-So why did you invite me?

Kyle-I just told you.

Pegasus-You could take someone like me or Weevil out with no problem, but you can't take Yugi out! He's the lead!

Kyle-I can do whatever I please.

Yugi-Okay. Well, I 'm not worried. I mean, I just have to stay in some stupid house for a couple days.

Seto-Yeah. What's so hard about that?

Kyle-Very brave, you all are.

Rex-What's that supposed to mean?

Kyle-None of you seem worried and yet none of you even know the events that will be taking place.

Pegasus-Events? How did I know there would be a catch?

Kyle-Well, there is no outside access. Nobody lives within three miles of the mansion.

Serenity-I think we all noticed that while we were coming here.

Kyle-Well, there are no phones in the entire mansion. The only electricity here is minimal lighting and the refrigerator and freezer.

Ryou-What if someone gets hurt?

Kyle-Not so brave now, are you?

Seto-What if we all refuse to do this.

Kyle-Whoever refuses is immediately expelled from the show.

Tristan-No, he means what if every single one of us refuses.

Kyle-Then I guess none of you like your jobs.

Bakura-I think this is very unfair.

Mai-Why do we have to do this? Why can't you just fire people?

Kyle-Because we don't know who to get rid of. You are all very talented actors, and we wouldn't want to get rid of any of you if we didn't have to.

Serenity-I still think this is unfair.

Rex-And there's no other way?

Kyle-Nope.

Joey-And why this creepy old mansion?

Kyle-I'm going to leave now. All of the answers to your questions will be answered in a letter that I have placed in the closet down the hall. Joey-Can't you just answer my question?

Kyle-Read the letter. Oh, and by the way. Unless you tell me now, you can't leave without opening the gate which will immediately turn on a spy camera. Your picture will be sent to the writers for Yugioh. Other than that, there is no way out. Only the front door opens. None of the windows open and they're shatterproof. Don't bother trying to escape. So, anyone want to leave?

Nobody speaks up.

Kyle-Okay then. I'm leaving.

Kyle leaves the mansion. The entire Yugioh cast just stares at the closed door. Mai walks over to the closet. She pulls out a letter and reads it. After just a few seconds her face is pale.

Yugi-What's wrong, Mai?

He pries the letter from her shaking hands to see what had just completely petrified her. He read the first few lines and saw why Mai looked as though she had seen a ghost. He read the letter out loud in a dry shaky voice. The letter said

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Peggi-MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I LOVE THESE CLIFFHANGERS!*coughs* I think I'm going back to bed now to recuperate.

Pegsi-As you can tell she's still sick so she can't do an annoying closing statement other than what she just said.

Ryou-She apologizes for the chapter being so short, but she got the flu or something and it hit her pretty hard.

Yugi-She'll try to post either later tonight or tomorrow.

Peggi-Well tell me what you think about the ficcy so far.*coughs*gots to go for now. PLZ review.*sniffs*

Bakura-Only flame her! Then maybe she'll stop writing this dumb fic!

Yami-Be quiet. It's finally getting interesting.

Pegsi-Anywayz, Peggi does accept flamez but she draws attention to them and makes fun of the flamer for an endless time. . . You know, I don't know why I bother saying that. Peggi tells me to remind the readers about it, but I'm sure that with all the chapters for all the fics she's written the readers would have caught on by now.

Mai-Well, the next chappie will definitely be more interesting. Well, bye!