Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Very RAndomNeSS YUgiOH stOrY!!!!! ❯ Executing AnZu ( Chapter 3 )

ATTENTION: I HAVE UPDATED! THIS STORY CONTAINS THE FOLLOWING: EXTREME ANZU BASHING! PREPARE YOUR MURDER ACCESSORIES PEOPLE!!!!! WARNING: All characters in this story do extremely crazy psychotic stuff that should not be attempted any time or place. AND my name changes in this story… so just read it from the beginning!!! ^_^

Whytney: I know! I know! It's been ages since I've updated!!!
Malik: Pfft, tell me about it!
Ryou: Yeah… I was getting worried about you…
Whytney: Well, now that I've finally updated… Joey… would you be a gud wittle puppy and do the disclaimer for me pwease??
Joey: *runs away screaming*
Whytney: -_-; Fine! Seto?
Seto: *ahem* Whytney doesn't own any of us… well… maybe Ryou and Malik…

Whytney: I wish!

Seto: *sarcastic laugh* And yeah, if she owned Yu-Gi-Oh! She'd be richer than me… probably.

Whytney: Yes, I would *evil laf* and I would take over the world!!! *ahem* Anyway… Hey, do you think my name is boring?

Seto: Yes

Whytney: ;_;

Ryou: Don't listen to him! Your name is perfectly fine!

Whytney: Well I want to change it anyway! Coz I hate it!

Malik: To what?

Joey: How about JoeysGal? That's your username! *sheepish grin*

Whytney: Sorry to say Joey… I still luv ya, but Malik and Ryou are my faves now!! *feels bad*

Joey: ;_; Oh well! As long as you still luv me! I still luv u! *hugs Whytney*

Ryou: So what's your name going to be?

Bakura: How about Psycho_Girl? I mean… she's almost as psycho and blood-lusting as I am!

Whytney: Perfect! That'll do! Now… *drum roll* on with the fic!

Ryou: WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: o_O

Ryou: Psycho_Girl, before you start the fic I wanna make one thing clear:

Psycho_Girl: Okay…

Ryou: I am NOT, I repeat NOT, going to smoke weed in this fic! I look and act like a drug-fucked moron at school now thanks to you!!

Psycho_Girl: Eeek, sorry Ryou! No getting high for Ryou today guys! But that doesn't mean that we can't!

Bakura: *rolls around on the floor in fit of laughter at Ryou* Ryou's scared of becoming a drug-addict!!! BWAAHAHAHAAA!!

Everyone: -_-;;

Psycho_Girl: Alright, now, finally… ON WITH THE RA-DAMNED FICCY!!!!!!!

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Meanwhile, at Domino City's bestest Mall…

Yugi: I'm boooorrreeedddddd Yamiiiiiiiiiiiii save me from boredommmmmaaaaaa!!!!!!

Yami: *rolls eyes* Go home if you're bored then, Yugi. Or go and see Anzu… or something…fun…*cringes* like that…

Yugi: Why go and see Anzu when Anzu can come to see me? *points and everyone looks to see Anzu running towards them all*

Bakura: AAARrgghhh!!! No! Not that friendship ranting freaky bitch again!!!

Psycho_Girl: o_O not her… pleeeeeease… *grips butcher's knife which is conveniently attached to her bra*

Bakura: Give me your Ra-damned knife, now, Psycho_Girl! *lurches toward Psycho_Girl and puts his hand up her top to grab for the knife*

Psycho_Girl: Ugh! You are such a rapist, Bakura! You'd do anything to touch me, wouldn't you?

Bakura: This is an emergency, but, yeah I would!

Malik: *growls* Those are my boobies!! Touch anything that is mine and you'll be forced to the Shadow Realm!

Psycho_Girl: *slaps hand to forehead* Not again… Malik!

Bakura: As if, Malik! I can come and go from the Shadow Realm as I please!

Anzu: HEY MY FRIENDS!!! *trips up on floor tile and giggles* THE FLOOR IS BEING FRIENDLY!!!!!!!!

Ryou: Let's do a runner!

Joey: Good thinkin'!

Everyone: *runs as fast as they can and end up slamming into a glass wall which they didn't see, everyone except Psycho_Girl, who conveniently ran through it like she was invisible*

Bakura: *manical laughter* You idiots! You all ran into a glass wall!

Joey: Errm, so did you, Bakura.

Bakura: *mumbles something and then starts screaming again…* Anzu's coming! She's gonna get us! Aaarrgghh!! Psycho_Girl! Save us!!!

Psycho_Girl: *rubs head in thought* Hmm… now I could try and smash down the wall…but it would take too long. So in order to save yourselves from that scary insane friendshippy demon-child then I'd say… RUN AWAY!!!!!!!

Everyone except Psycho_Girl: *runs in different direction and escapes out an exit onto the street and to a nearby park and hides behind a batch of trees*

Ryou: What are we going to do?! Psycho_Girl is still behind that glass wall at the mall! Anzu will eat her alive or kill her by using her freaky friendship powers!

Malik: We'll have to arm ourselves and break into the mall and save her!

Seto: Err, Malik, the mall closes at 5. We won't have to break in, it's only 2.

Malik: Even better! Let's go then! *arms himself with random sword, shield, helmet, warpaint and screams like an Indian going after a cowboy*

Seto: *summons Blue Eyes White Dragon and rides to the mall screaming - I HAVE THE ULTIMATE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!*

Joey: *puts on SuperJoey outfit and starts flapping his wings, using the footpath as a runway to take off, knocking people down in the process, yet finally manages to take off*

Bakura: *slits his hand open with random blade and smears blood on his cheeks, making him look bloody and gross, hoping that he will scare Anzu off*

Ryou: *jumps on Bakura's back for a ride…freeloader*

At the mall…

Psycho_Girl: *still behind glass wall* YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME? YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME!??!!!!!!!!!!! *screaming to Anzu*

Anzu: Oh you're so friendly!!! I love you!! Friendship yeah! Friendship yeeeaah!!!!! *starts kissing glass wall and smothering herself all over it* The glass is being friendly!!!!!!!!!

Psycho_Girl: *rolls eyes and taps foot on ground* WOOAAAHH!!! *Ryou suddenly falls from the sky and lands in Psycho_Girl's arms*

Ryou: *nervous giggle* A… haha… thanks for catching me! *blushes*

Psycho_Girl: What the…? *puts Ryou down gently and looks to the sky*

Joey: *comes swinging in from random rope howling like Tarzan*

Bakura: *starts attacking glass wall from other side with salivating fangs but to no avail*

Malik: *freakily appears in a puff of smoke still with his armour on*

Psycho_Girl: O_O

Ryou: O_o

Joey: *starts doing Mr. Bean dance*

Seto: *rides up on Blue Eyes White Dragon and commands him to attack Anzu*

Anzu: *gets electrocuted by Blue Eyes and screams…* OOHHH!! Big blue Dragon is being friendly!!!!!!!

Psycho_Girl: *starts going crazy* GET ME OUTA HERE!!!!!!!! MUST… KILL….ANZU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Malik: *picks up Ryou and Psycho_Girl and launches to the other side of the glass wall with rockets on his feet*

Psycho_Girl: *ambushes Anzu and starts chopping her up into a bloody mess with her Butcher's knife* MUUAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH MUUAAAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bakura: *joins in*

Ryou: *covers his eyes* Blood is yucky!

Malik: *starts parading around singing YEAH ANZU IS DEAD ANZU IS DEAD SHE'S FINALLY DEAD!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Psycho_Girl: *froths at the mouth and pants, wiping the blood off her face*

Yugi: YES I'M FREE I'M FREE I'M FREE!!!!!!!!!!! FINALLY! NO MORE FRIENDSHIP LECTURES!!!! YYYUUUSSSS!!!!!!!!!

Yami: *sighs in relief* That boy was getting pretty psychotic each day that passed by while Anzu was alive.

Joey: Well, now that that's done, shall we go and celebrate?

Bakura: *in posh British voice* EXCELLENT idea, Joseph. Ahem, now, where to, fellow companions?

Psycho_Girl: To my realm!!! I mean, home. Let's get drunk and stoned!!!

Ryou: I'll get drunk but not stoned.

Psycho_Girl: You'll probably get high anyway when we hotbox my room.

Ryou: Alright then, but I'm blaming you for not passing school!

Psycho_Girl: Okay! But it's not like school matters to you anyway!!

Ryou: Yeah you're right, let's get high.

Everyone: *skips gaily down the road and takes a Cloud Elevator (one of Seto's new inventions) to the 3545874654864th story where Psycho_Girl lives*

Joey: O_O woah! This is a pretty high up place to live, Psycho_Girl!

Psycho_Girl: All the better to see the world with! And chuck Mai out the window with too! I would say Anzu too, but she's already dead! Yay!

Malik: Can we get drunk already?

Psycho_Girl: *chucks a can of beer to everyone*

Bakura: *ahem* Do you have any blood? I really don't like beer.

Psycho_Girl: Coming right up! *finds a can of "Real Live Ox Blood" and hands it to Bakura*

Bakura: Ahhh… *refreshed* just what I needed…

Seto: Hey, what say we play some drinking games?

Everyone: *AGREES*

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Next chapter: Psycho_Girl and the Yu-Gi-Oh cast play some… err… INTERESTING drinking games… and some truth and dare added in there too!!! Plz R&R!! tell me if you want to be in the next chapter and I'll see what I can come up with! ^_^ *evil laf*