Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Very RAndomNeSS YUgiOH stOrY!!!!! ❯ EERRRMMM.... Drinking Games go wild and Mai asks for a death certificate... ( Chapter 4 )

ATTENTION: THIS STORY CONTAINS THE FOLLOWING: EXTREME MAI VALENTINE BASHING! SHARPEN YOUR KNIVES AND OIL YOUR CHAINSAWS PEOPLE!!!!! WARNING: All characters in this story do extremely crazy psychotic stuff that should not be attempted any time or place. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!!

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Psycho_Girl: Hello everyonnnnnnnneeee!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: Hellooooooo Psycho_Giiiiiiirrrrllllll!!!!!!!!!!

Psycho_Girl: GUESS WHAT?!?!

Malik: What?

Psycho_Girl: We have a special guest joining us today!!!!!!

All: *jumps up and down breathlessly squealing*

Ryou: Who is it?

Psycho_Girl: PRESENTING…. *drum roll…* F_D_C2003!!!!

F_D_C2003: *comes strutting in*

Everyone: Yayyyy!!!

Bakura: Errm… who is F_D_C2003?

Psycho_Girl: My friend from the U.S.A!!!

Joey: I thought you were from America too though?

Psycho_Girl: *MAJOR COUGH!!!* No!!! I'm from somewhere you've probably never heard of… NEW ZEALAND! WHERE NOBODY LIKES ANIME AND I'M AN OUTCAST!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: *gasps*

Ryou: I think I've been there once.

F_D_C: How can anyone NOT like anime and such?

Psycho_Girl: EXACTLY!!! I wish I lived in Japan/America… NZ is like ages away from ANYWHERE!!!!!!!! ;_;

Malik: How can anyone not like ME? I'm too sexy not to like!

Psycho_Girl: I must agree with you there. But, you are a jerk sometimes.

Malik: *is highly offended*

Psycho_Girl: Okay… now that the rejoicing is done… ON WITH THE FIC!!!!!!!

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At Psycho_Girl's apartment… everyone is slowly getting drunk…

Psycho_Girl: ATTENTION EVERBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: *looks at Psycho_Girl*

Psycho_Girl: I would like to announce that… WE ARE NOW PLAYING DRINKING GAMES!!!!!!!! So… get into a circle on the floor with your drinks and I'll explain the rules of our first drinking game!!

Everyone gets into a circle on the floor as instructed… muahahaha… *ahem*, sorry.

Psycho_Girl: Okay… our first drinking game is called "I have never…" and you ask the question by those first three words. If you haven't done what the person asked then you don't take a drink. If you have then you take a drink/skull. It goes around in a circle. Understand?

Malik: Sounds like fun! Who wants to start?

Bakura: I will! Okay… I have never… tried to rape the Pharaoh… *evil laf*

Yugi: *takes drink*

Mokuba: *randomly appears* *takes drink*

Seto: Hey, you're too young to be drinking! And since when have you tried to rape Yami?!

Mokuba: What's it to you? *starts humping Yami's leg*

Ryou: My turn! I have never… psychotically damaged anyone before…

Bakura & Malik: *take drinks*

Bakura: *wipes Ox blood off chin*

Psycho_Girl: MY TURN YAY!!!!!!!! I have never… tried to glomp Bakura!!! *takes drink*

F_D_C, Ryou, Malik and… Rex Raptor?!: *take drinks*

Psycho_Girl: Where the hell did YOU come from?! You weren't invited here!!! And, Malik, since when have YOU tried to glomp Bakura??!?!

Rex Raptor: *blushes* well…. I dunno he's cute!

Bakura: *cringes* off to the Shadow Realm with you, ya little dino-freak! Osiris… see to it that this little midget is tortured; preferably boiled alive for forty minutes and then burnt at the stake.

Osiris: Okay! *pulls Rex Raptor to the underworlds*

F_D_C: Yay, my turn! I have never… shaved a part of my body BELOW the belt… heheh… legs count by the way! *skulls back beer quickly*

Psycho_Girl, Seto, Yugi/Yami and Mokuba: *all skull back drinks*

Psycho_Girl: What the heck? Seto? What part of your body do YOU shave? *raises eyebrow*

F_D_C: Yeah and Mokuba?!! O_o Aren't you only like… 10?!

Seto & Mokuba: *at the same time* that is none of your concern!

Everyone: -_-;;

Yugi: Alright then, it's my go! I have never… lost a duel before!

Seto: Puh-lease! Can't you think of anything more original than that?! *rolls eyes*

Yugi: *warps into Yami* FINE THEN KAIBA… I have never… tried to eat my own toes… *takes drink*

Psycho_Girl: *takes drink*

Room: *Frogs start ribitting and tumbleweed rolls across the ground*

Psycho_Girl: OH COME ON!! You can't expect me to believe that none of you haven't tried to eat your own toes before?!!?

Everyone else: *takes drink*

Serenity: *randomly appears* Let's play truth or dare! I'll start! Ryou… truth or dare?

Ryou: *blushes for no apparent reason*

F_D_C: *dies (not really)*

Ryou: Err… truth!

Serenity: Okay… have you ever fantasized over a boy before?

Ryou: O_O No…

Bakura: *cough* yeah right *cough*

Ryou: Is it my turn now? Okay… Bakura… truth or dare?

Bakura: I've never been a wuss in my life so I choose dare.

Ryou: *rubs hands together and glares evilly* I DARE you… Yami Bakura… to… strip down to your boxers and play the electric guitar like a homicidal maniac singing `The lollipop song!!!'

Bakura: Easily done… but, where do we get the electric guitar from? *takes off shirt revealing his broad, muscly chest*

Psycho_Girl, F_D_C: *DDDDRRRROOOOOOOLLLL* ­­­­

Psycho_Girl: *whispers to F_D_C* are you having a REALLY hard time trying to contain yourself, here?

F_D_C: *nods* Must…glomp… *lurches in to glomp Bakura but Bakura jumps away REAL quick before she can*

Joey: *hands Bakura an electric guitar*

Bakura: *takes off pants*

Psycho_Girl: *squealing fit* GOD DAMN!!! *flees onto Bakura and starts making out with him*

F_D_C: *shrugs and then decides to glomp Ryou instead*

Seto & Yami: *pry fangirls off their crushes*

Psycho_Girl: *gazes dreamily at Bakura after their make-out session*

Bakura: *winks at Psycho_Girl* ^_~

F_D_C: *passes out from hotness overload*

Ryou: *does the same*

5 minutes later Mai arrives…

Mai: What are all you freakshows doing?! Geeze, you're not even getting high for once…

Mokuba: Hey that reminds me!

Seto: Mokuba! Don't tell me you do drugs too?!

Mokuba: Daaaaaamn right!!!

Mai: *tries to flirt with Bakura*

Bakura: *barfs*

Psycho_Girl: *gets violent and jealous to an extreme level* IT'S TORTURE TIME FOR MAI VALENTINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO FLIRT WITH MY BAKURA!!!!!!!!!!!! *roars at top of lungs and lurches forward, tackling her to the ground.*

F_D_C: *grabs ropes to help Psycho_Girl tie up Mai*

Leprechaun: *appears*

Ryou: *reunites with Leprechaun before lighting up a bong*

Psycho_Girl: ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!!!! We're playing a new game!!!!!

Everyone: OOoOooooOooOO!!!!!!!!

Psycho_Girl: It's called "LET'S TORTURE MAI!!!!!!" *glares at Mai with evil smirk and cracks knuckles*

Serenity: This is going to be fun!!!!!!! *smashes Mai over the head with empty beer bottle*

Joey: HAHAHAH!!!! HAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHA!!! *breathes* HAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! *kicks Mai in the cunt continuously*

Ryou: *bends down to pick up random baseball from the floor*

F_D_C: *stares at his ass and wipes drool off her chin*

Ryou: *hiffs baseball at Mai's chest* HAHAHA! BULLSEYE!!! *goes back to catching up on gossip with the Leprechaun and takes another drag of a joint that he rolled up*

Psycho_Girl: *cracks whip*

Mai: NO!!! PLEASE! NOT THE WHIPLASHING!!!!!!

Psycho_Girl: *starts whipping Mai around the legs and backside and leaves red welts all over her*

Mai: aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! The paaaaaaiiinnnn!!!!!!

Bakura: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAH!!! *breathes* MUAHAHAHAHAHA! That's the price you pay when you take Psycho_Girl for an idiot! *throws darts at her stomach*

Marik: *appears* OOOhh!!! Who are we torturing today? Mai?! Good choice!!! *slashes open Mai's gut with Millennium Rod*

Mai: YOU'RE ALL DRUNKEN MANIACS!!!!!!!!!! I'M SORRY PSYCHO_GIRL! I DIDN'T MEAN TO FLIRT WITH BAKURA!!!!!!!!!!!

Psycho_Girl: Too late now, Blondie!!!!!!!!!! (A/N: No offence to any blonde readers out there! ^_^) *puts down whip and grabs chainsaw*

F_D_C: *grabs random red-hot poker from fireplace which has silently been heating up for the last three hours*

Psycho_Girl & F_D_C: *close in on Mai and jerks up one eyebrow, glaring demonically*

Psycho_Girl: Your time has come… Valentine… prepare to meet your so called "destiny" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts to hack into Mai's left arm with chainsaw, blood splattering all over the place* BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!

Yami: *grabs Millennium Puzzle and bashes Mai over the head with it, using it like a bommy-knocker. * Hey… this is more fun than I thought! I never liked that girl!

F_D_C: If you can call her a "girl" *coughSLUTcough*

Psycho_Girl: *chainsaws off the rest of her limbs and finally her head and chucks all her body pieces out the window in triumph* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! TAKE THAT YOU SLEEZY WHORE!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! YOU'RE DEAD!!!! YEEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

THIS IS WHERE IT TURNS R RATED!!! PLEASE DON'T CONTINUE READING IF YOU'RE NOT AT LEAST FIFTEEN YEARS OF AGE!!!!!

Psycho_Girl: A job well done, I say. Now, as for yooouuu… *stares seductively at Bakura*

Bakura: *returns sexy smirk and pounces on Psycho_Girl* ^_^ Gotcha!!!

Ryou: *whistles innocently and suddenly glomps onto F_D_C*

F_D_C: O_O Woah!!! Ryou glomped me!! He must really like me!!! *sigh*

Seto: Three words; GET . A . ROOM!!!!

Psycho_Girl: Three words; GO . TO . HELL!!!!!!!!!! *starts kissing Bakura all over*

Seto: Guh… I'm not hanging around for this… *leaves with Mokuba*

Malik: *stares deeply into Joey's brown eyes* I never knew how sexy you were before… Joey…

Joey: *glomps Malik* (A/N: O_o strange coupling I know!)

Psycho_Girl & F_D_C: *looks over at each other and winks ^_~ and gives the thumbs up, then go back to kissing their bishies*

Malik: *out of the blue* let's go horse riding!!!!!!

Everyone: OKAY!!!!!!!!!!

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NOTE: Hey if you wanna be in my story then gimme a holla and I'll add ya in! Just tell me which your favourite character is (but it can't be Ryou or Bakura since they're taken, but the ones that are available are Tristan, Joey, Mokuba, Seto, Serenity, Pegasus, Isis, Duke Devlin, Marik and any other characters that you can think of!)

NEXT CHAPTER: The horse riding adventure begins!!! Who gets trodden on? Who gets lost? Who falls off and breaks their neck?! Read to find out!!!! Reviews are appreciated!!!