Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Very RAndomNeSS YUgiOH stOrY!!!!! ❯ Change of Heart!! In a good way! ( Chapter 18 )

Psycho: ^___________^

Bakura: *appears* What is she smiling at?

FDC: *appears* Dain Bramage!!!!!!!

RavenFire: *appears too* Bain Dramage!!!!!

Bakura: I am so deprived…

Pegasus: *bakes a cake with pink frosting* Would you like some cake?

Bakura: What makes you think I would trust you?!

Ryou: HHHHHIIIIIIIISSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! *jumps on the ceiling*

Bakura: O.O …

FDC: *walking in circles around a pineapple trying to figure out how it got there*

Yugi: *appears* …

Psycho: ^__________^

Peggy: What ARE you all smiling at? O___O+ *getting frustrated*

Psycho: ^_________________^

Nyoko: *appears* She's got Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD). Today her obsession happens to be smiling.

Bakura: Figures…

Malik: *appears* What is the subtonic temperature of the sun divided by the weight of the moon time's pi?

All except Psycho: o.O???

Ryou: *still on the ceiling hissing*

Peggy: *hands everyone a piece of cake* Can I be the narrator today?

Psycho: ^_____________^

Bakura: -____-;;;

Peggy: I'll take that as a yes ^_^

Psycho: ^______________^

Peggy: ^_^ On with the fic!

Nyoko: WAIT! Since my hikari is obsessed with smiling and is acting like a mute, she told me earlier to say that this chapter is NOT going to continue on from the last. Soooo it's going to be a completely new and different PWP?! (Plot? What plot?)

Psycho: *nudges Nyoko* ^______________^

Nyoko: OH! And she said to say that with the help of all her great reviewers and friends and what not she will make it more random and queer and exciting than usual. And she's ACTUALLY letting Peggy be host… for this chapter. Oh and one last thing, all you fangirls will still be in it! You'll just appear later on ^.^

Peggy: *victory dancing* Can I say it now? *jiggling about on the spot excitedly*

Nyoko: -_- fine

Peggy: YAY! On with the ficcy!!!!!!!! ^_____^

Psycho: ^______________^

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Peggy (narrator, he's not actually in the story): Everyone appears in a dark alleyway in a whitetrash city called Domino, and, HEY! *gets a rock thrown at him*

Bakura: BWAHAHA!! That was fun! *runs off*

Peggy: Ahem… *muttering* that's what the script said… ANYWAY, as I was saying, everyone, including Psycho, Nyoko, F_D_C2003, RavenFire, Bakura, Marik, Ryou, Malik, Joey, Seto, Isis, Duke, Serenity, Yugi, Yami, Mai, Anzu and Mokuba are standing around. For what reasons I will never know, but HEEEEYY!!!! *another, larger rock gets thrown at him*

Marik: NEEEAAHAHAHAHA!!! *runs off*

Peggy: -_- Okay, fine, can I finish my line withOUT getting hit by a rock?! *crickets chirping* Grrrrrr… *shakes fist* okay, back to the script. Everyone is standing around doing nothing when a shadowy figure jumps out from the darkness…

Joey: AAH!!! Who is that?! *points to freakish shadowy figure*

Mai: *filing nails* *rolls eyes* Well, this is just SO original… *goes back to filing nails*

Psycho: ^__________^

Shadowy Figure: IT IS I! THE ONE YOU FEAR MOST!

Bakura & Marik: WE BOW BEFORE THEE!!! O MIGHTY RA!! YOU HAVE COME!! *bows to who they think is Ra*

SF: Huh…?

Isis: It's the monster from under my bed! He's come for me! *hides behind Malik*

Malik: NO! He's come for ME!! It's the evil monster from the depths of the Nile that haunts me in my sleep!

Peggy: Malik runs to hide behind his sister Isis who is… hiding behind Malik who is hiding behind Isis… O____o;; that doesn't make sense! Who wrote this script?!

Bakura: *snickers*

Psycho: ^___________^

Anzu: No! He's come for me! Me I say! He's come to be friends!! FRIENDSHIP!!!!

Mai: Who ever said this person is a `he' anyway? *starts ranting about her Harpy Ladies*

Peggy: Mokuba and Seto Kaiba both roll their eyes thinking that this is all a load of crap and a complete and utter waste of time. Wait, wait… Kaiba-boy, why don't you just PAY your way out of this if you don't wanna be here?!

Seto: You think I've already tried that?! I get death threats from Psycho and her stupid pink thing saying they'll kill Mokuba and take over KaibaCorp if I don't participate.

Psycho: ^_______________^

Nyoko: I am NOT a pink thing!!!!!!!!

Peggy: Riiiiight… anyway! Back to the current affairs…

Serenity: Who's having an affair?!

Joey: Oh my God! Baby sis! You're having an affair?!

Serenity: No!

Joey: Who with? I swear, I'll kill the bastard!

Serenity: -_-

Peggy: Finally the shadowy figure appears into the light where everyone can see him/her.

Mai: Her!

Peggy: Right … her. Seto and Mokuba look glumly at the offender, clearly not convinced that he/she is scary or evil and take another look. Seto freaks out first and then Mokuba.

Seto: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! I don't believe it!!!!! It can't be!! Say it isn't so!!!!!!

Malik: Say what isn't so? *still hiding behind Isis who is hiding behind him*

Peggy: The shadowy figure emerges into the light. It is clearly a male, although some would say female with the colour of his hair…

SF: Hey!

Peggy: Blame the script! Anyway…

Nyoko: You have kewl hair!!

SF: -_- thanks. FEAR ME!!!!! FOR I AM…. NOA KAIBA!!!!!! NEEEAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Seto: AAAAAAAAHH!!!! He's come to take over my body and mind!!! He will not succeed!! Let's go Mokuba!!!

Psycho: ^_________________^

Peggy: While Seto thinks he is about to fall down the never-ending spiral of insanity, Mokuba runs like hell behind him. Noa stands running his fingers through his gayish aquamarine coloured hair giving everyone the evils.

RavenFire: Who are you?

Noa: I am, who some call, Seto Kaiba's twin. I am Gozubaro Kaiba's dead son and …

Mai: ALRIGHT ALREADY!! We get the point. What the hell do you want?

Noa: Well actually I wanted to take over Seto's body like he said before he ran off mentally with that little turd of a brother, so since I am dead, I might just have to take over one of YOUR bodies!!!! NEEEAHAHAHA!!

Peggy: While Noa is laughing hysterically, Shadi appears from out of Marik's flowy cape and restores sanity… well… okay maybe not…

Shadi: Whose body did you want to take over, you say?

Noa: What the hell? Where did HE come from?! O.o

Everyone: GASP!! OO *acts all surprised but aren't really*

Nyoko: He comes and goes as he pleases ^.^

Psycho: ^___________^

Noa: I would like to take over…. hmm, no not him… *looking at Joey* How about… him! *points to Duke*

Duke: Are you crazy?

Noa: Pretty much.

Peggy: While Duke and Noa are arguing over who is taking over whose bodies, Shadi is plotting an evil scheme to kill him with RavenFire and Nyoko. Shadi begins to chant…

Psycho: ^_____________^

Shadi: Ra… I summon thee to let me have permission to kill this demon child of the night!!!!

Ra: *appears* Ok!

Shadi: Great! Now…. for the first mutilation… *grabs Millennium Ankh and slices Noa's throat with it*

Peggy: Gurgling sounds are heard as blood pours out of the slit which Shadi made in Noa's throat. Seto and Mokuba come back to watch the show…

Shadi: NOW… I will rip out his heart… *gauges out Noa's heart with the Millennium Ankh* and I might weigh it on the scales just for old time's sake. *weighs it* Hell! This boy wouldn't last a SECOND in the ceremony of Maat if he lived in Egypt!!! Anyway…

Peggy: Everyone begins to cheer as Noa's blood spills everywhere. RavenFire, Bakura and Nyoko get horny when they see the blood and go and drink some of it. Shadi continues his mutilation on Noa's now-dead corpse while Isis and Ryou throw up all over the place. Seto and Mokuba are looking especially amused.

Shadi: Mai, give me your bra.

Mai: O.O WHAT?!?!?!

Shadi: Do it! Or to the Shadow Realm with you! *starts glowing*

Mai: Eek! Alright already! *takes off bra* *hands it to Shadi*

Shadi: WATCH AS I SLINGSHOT YOUR HEART INTO THE SKY!!!!!! *slingshots Noa's heart high up into the sky*
Peggy: While Shadi slingshots Noa's heart into the sky with Mai's bra, RavenFire is summoning a great firestorm to roast Noa's head and limbs while Nyoko controls the element of electricity and air, creating a lightening storm to make RavenFire's firestorm bigger.

RavenFire: ARISE FROM THE SEVENTH GATE OF HELL!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!! *fireballs start raining from the sky and burning Noa's arms, legs and head to a crisp*

Ryou: Take cover!!!!!!

Peggy: As some of Noa's burned out brains come oozing out of his eye sockets, Nyoko is chanting for a savage monster to come forth and devour Noa's innards. Shadi is dressed in ceremonial Egyptian robe with a gold headdress on, dancing around Noa's bleeding corpse.

Nyoko: Come forth, and show yourself, my beast!!!

Peggy: Lightening bolts shoot through the sky as a giant black shadow with gleaming red eyes rises up in front of Nyoko.

FDC: We have commit murder!!!

Nyoko: DEVOUR ALL THAT IS LEFT!!!!!!

Peggy: Nyoko's rabid beast slurps up Noa's intestines like spaghetti and rips out his stomach and liver and eats it like a delicatessen. Seto and Mokuba are laughing and pointing hysterically and look like they're about to burst into song and dance.

Mokuba: JOY TO THE WORLD, NOA IS DEAD!! RAVENFIRE …ROASTED OFF …HIS HEAD!!!! (A/N: The song they are singing is the Christmas song `Joy to the world' in their own version…)

Seto: NYOKO GAUGED OUT HIS INSIDES!! NYOKO GAGUED OUT HIS INSIDES!!

Mokuba: AND BAKURA DRANK HIS BLOOD…! BAKURA DRANK HIS BLOOD!

Seto: And soooooooo SHADI SLUNGSHOT HIS HEART INTO THE SKY WITH MAI'S BRAAAAAAA!!!! *dun dun dun…..* (end of song)

Mokuba: ALL HAIL SHADI!!!!

Nyoko & RavenFire: AHEM!!

Mokuba: ^.^; oh and you too.

Peggy: Seto and Mokuba eventually calm down from their joyous moment of being naturally high from seeing their step-brother's second death and Bakura finishes his feast of blood. Shadi has magically transformed out of his ceremonial attire and back to his usual turban and tunic and the sun is beginning to rise. And… *a bunch of Sailor Moon girls go running past* O________o;;; that wasn't in the script!! (A/N: Don't sue! I have no money! Nor do I own Sailor Moon!)

Sailor Moon: Get him! Go!!! Don't let him get away!!

Bakura: *randomly goes running by*

Everyone except Psycho: O.O

Psycho: ^____________^

Joey: Hey… where did Marik and Yami go?

Peggy: Okay THIS is in the script… phew, things were getting a little outa hand back there! Anyway… everyone walks out into the street to find Marik and Yami surrounded by a giant purple cloud…

Malik & Yugi: They're having a shadow game!!

Isis: No DUH

Ryou: We must stop them!! *runs through the thick purple smog*

FDC: You idiot! *runs after him*

Ryou: HHHIIIIIISSSS!!

Peggy: While Ryou is hissing at FDC running after him, everyone else follows them to watch the duel going on behind the curtain of violet mist… Ooh very sophisticated language!

Psycho: ^__________^

Marik: It was ME who did it you idiot!! ME! NOT YOU!! *shouting at Yami across the dueling arena*

Yami: I think as MY time ruling as Pharaoh, I would know what I did and what I didn't, Yami Marik.

Marik: Well maybe we both did it…

Malik: Did WHAT yami?!

Yugi: Yeah… what did you do, Yami?

Marik: I DID IT!!

Yami: Don't listen to him Yugi!! It was ME!!

Mai: For Ra's sakes will ONE of you just tell us what you THINK you both did?

Yami: I whipped the High Priest Seto around the backside with a towel after his bath!! It was ME!

Seto: o_____________________O;;

Marik:… clearly we're not talking about the same thing here…

All: O________O;;;;

Yami: Well what were YOU talking about then?

Marik: Eerrr ummm nothing! Let's duel!

Yami: Right! I play…… the almighty Kuriboh! In attack mode!

Yugi: -_-;;

Anzu: ALRIGHT!! GO YAMI!!!

Psycho: *whacks her over the head with random mallet* ^______________^

Marik: I summon… the Winged Dragon of Ra!! ATTACK KURIBOH!!!

Peggy: Just as Marik is about to obliterate Yami's Kuriboh with his god card Ra, Bakura goes prancing across the dueling field followed by all the Sailor Scouts…

Marik: Your time has come Pha- what the…?!

Yami: Ummm…

Sailor Moon: Lay one finger upon this heavenly mortal and I shall punish you in the name of the moon!!! *shouting at Marik*

FDC: *snorts* Meatball head…

Yami: -_-;; this is Yu-Gi-Oh… not Sailor Moon you idiotic blonde. By the way you look like you have baseballs on the top of your head. And adjust that skirt, you can see your ass-cheeks.

Sailor Moon: *glares* Say WHAT?! Your hair looks like plastic and you need to gain a few pounds you stickman!

Yami: -_- yeah and you need to shed a few pounds but whatever. Now what the hell are you doing here anyway?

Sailor Venus: He told us that this was Sailor Moon and to protect you guys from hurting each other!! *points to Bakura rolling around on the ground laughing*

Marik: Should have known. YOU'RE MESSING UP OUR DUEL TOMB ROBBER! I WAS ABOUT TO WIPE THE FLOOR WITH THE PHARAOH A FEW MOMENTS AGO!!!

Sailor Moon: Get `im girls!!!

Peggy: The Sailor Scouts chase after Bakura across the dueling arena while Bakura screams and runs for his life, dodging Jupiter Thunder attacks and Venus Crescent Beams.

Bakura: AHHHH!!! I will get you some day Pharaoh!!!

Yami: Umm yeah… sure you will. None of you ever have yet but anyway, that's not the point. So, it was your turn if I recall correctly.

Marik: You NEVER recall correctly. Anyway, I was about to kick your ass with my Dragon of Ra.

Yami: Fine, go hard.

Marik: *gets hard for no apparent reason*

Yami: -____-;; NOT LITERALLY YOU DOLT!!!

Mary Ann: *comes out of Marik's hair* Hey what's up guys?

Marik: O____o *looks up at his hair*

Lady_Washu: Yay finally I've been mentioned! *climbs out from under Yami's arm*

Yami: Wha…?

FDC: Is this where the fangirls all come in?

Nyoko: Yup!

Psycho: ^____________^

RavenFire: Is she STILL a mute?

Nyoko: She will be for a while… she's mentally retarded.

Kitsune: *comes out from inside Seto's flowy trench-coat* Hi all!

Seto: Woah… kewl! I have a port hole in my trench coat!

Yami: That means I must have one in my armpit!

Marik: And one in my hair!

Joey: That must mean I have one in my pocket…

Emily: *appears out of Joey's jacket pocket* Hello!

FDC: Uhhmm is that everyone?

Malik: *something is controlling him making him do the chicken dance* SOMEHOW I DON'T THINK SO!!!!

Miko-chan: Hello everyone!! *emerges from under Malik's `wing'*

RavenFire: Now that's all!!

Lady_Washu: Don't be so sure!!

Dark_Warrior: ^_^ HELLO! *appears in his usual puff of smoke like always*

Psycho: ^______________^

LW: -_- you couldn't have made an EXCITING entrance could you've?

DW: ^_^ nope!

LW: What are you smiling at?

DW: ^_^ nothing!

Psycho: ^________^

DW: ^_^

Nyoko: They're pretty much the same now!

LW: Don't tell me my yami has Down Syndrome or something?!

RavenFire: Looks that way…

Psycho & DW: ^_____________________________^

Peggy: Everyone looks in confusion at Psycho and Dark Warrior as they are smiling absurdly for no reason at all. Nyoko told me that this is the end of the chapter so I guess I should end it- HEEEYYY!!!!!! *a rock comes sailing from random direction onto Peggy's head* @_@ not again… BAKURA I WILL KILL U!!!

Bakura: *standing right there* Whaaaat? I didn't do it!

Peggy: -_- then it was YOU! *points to Marik*

Marik: *fighting off rabid fangirl Mary Ann* Nope, not me.

Peggy: Fine I guess it will remain a mystery.

Nyoko: Until the next chapter!

Peggy: Yes, well UNTIL NEXT TIME FOLKS!!!!

Psycho: ^_________^ The end!

All: O.O *gasp* SHE TALKED!!!

Psycho: ^__________^

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