Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Very RAndomNeSS YUgiOH stOrY!!!!! ❯ Skinhead Island ( Chapter 19 )

Peggy: Hello and WELCOME all, to the Very Randomness Yu-Gi-Oh! Story!

Yami: Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh!

Psycho: -_- that's not right Yami…

Yami: It isn't?

Psycho: Nope. Just let Peggy do the narrating from now, okay?

Yami: Okay ^_^ *goes off somewhere*

Peggy: Ahem! As I was saying… previously on the Very Randomness Yu-Gi-Oh! Story… somebody threw a rock at me…

Bakura: Don't look at me!

Marik: You already know it wasn't us!

Peggy: Hmm… well that is where we shall leave off then…

Psycho: Naaah… we'll figure that out later ^_^

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Peggy: Okay so let me see… ah ha! According to the script… currently everyone including Psycho, Nyoko, F_D_C2003, RavenFire, Bakura, Marik, Ryou, Malik, Joey, Seto, Isis, Shadi, Otogi, Serenity, Yugi, Yami, Mai, Anzu, Mokuba, Lady_Washu, Dark_Warrior, Mary Ann, Kitsune, Emily and Miko-chan are all somehow, someway crammed into a car on their way to a destination called… Skinhead Island O.o

Marik: Are there really skinheads there?

Anzu: SKINHEADS ARE FRIENDLY!!!!!!!

Kitsune: That's not USUALLY the case…

*freaky silence while Seto continues driving*

Bakura: *breaks silence* How can we get to an island without a boat?

Psycho: Technically Skinhead Island is not an island as such… just a piece of land that sticks out to look like an island… don't ask me…

Malik: Then who should we ask? *is brain teasing* O_o

Psycho: Stop asking difficult questions! *straining*

Seto: *driving* Uhhh… there's a fork in the road -_-

Mai: Go left!

Seto: Left?

Mai: Right.

Seto: Right?

Isis: No left!

Shadi: Don't listen to her! Go right!

Seto: Right?

Psycho: Oh just go left!

Joey: Right!

FDC: Straight ahead!

All: O_o

RavenFire: -_-;

Yugi: Usually when there is a FORK in the road… you CAN'T go straight ahead…

FDC: ^_^ I know!

Seto: -_- *turns left*

Peggy: Seto decides to turn left. They end up driving for hours on end without any signs or indication of where they are going. It is beginning to get dark…

FDC: Hey we still didn't find out who threw the rock at you Peggy!

Peggy: True… come on now, fess up! Who was it?

Isis: It was I! Isis Ishtar! FEAR ME!!!!!!

Shadi: EEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL!!!!!!!!! *starts rocking back and forth in what little space is left in the car which 25 beings are mysteriously crammed into*

Lady_Washu: Why'd you throw a rock at him Isis?

Isis: BECAUSE HE BETRAYED ME!!!!!

Shadi: AAAAAHHH!!!!!!! *is having a panic attack*

Seto: Shadi's screaming is ceasing my concentration on driving!!!!!!

Joey: So what?

Seto: So I'm going to crash that's what!

Emily: NOOO I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!!!!
Yami Emily: I will save you hikari!

Miko-chan: Prepare to die!!

Kitsune: -_- great…

Seto: *drives the car off-course into a swamp*

All: -_-

Malik: Your Millennium Tauk could have told us that this was going to happen Isis!

Isis: I know ^_^

Mai & RavenFire: EEwwww!!! Swamp sludge and mud and water!!! *is clutched onto the roof of the car*

Anzu: SWAMP SLUDGE IS FRIENDLY!!!! YEAH FRIENDLY BUGS AND BUTTERFLIES AND MOSQUITOS AND CROCODILES!!!!!!!

Nyoko: O_O crocodiles?!

L_W: And mosquitoes? I HATE ITCHY BUGS!!! *starts scratching*

Emily: Who knows Weevil might be waiting for us.

Miko-chan: -_- don't remind me.

Mai: Look at the car…

Seto: I told you that you were ceasing my concentration! >_<

Isis: And I could have told you that we were going to crash! ^_^

Seto: Grrr…

Otogi: How come I have not been mentioned yet?!

Joey: Or me!

Psycho: -_- you've been mentioned Joey.

Joey: I have?

Psycho: Yes you have!

Joey: Are you sure…?

Psycho: >.<+

Anzu: Arguing isn't friendly you guys! BEING FRIENDS IS FRIENDLY!!!

All: *anime fall*

Serenity: Well maybe instead of arguing we should try and find some help you guys…

Yami: Off you go then Serenity! We'll be waiting for you!

Serenity: -_-

Ryou: Yeah you must be off your rocker if you want to go out in these weather conditions… *howling wind and flash of lightening*

Marik: This reminds me of a movie…

Psycho: Shush! Just because I can't come up with my own ideas…

Nyoko: -_-

Kitsune: Lame…

Otogi: Well how about some of us go to find help and the rest of you stay here and try to get the car out of the swamp?

Psycho: My God that actually sounds like a logical idea Otogi! O.O

Otogi: -_- Not ALL of us are immature dumbasses you know

Mokuba: WAAAA I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!!

Otogi: Take him for example.

Seto: Mokuba, Mom's been dead for a LONG time now all thanks to YOU

FDC: Ooooo harsh…

Anzu: YOU GUYS ARE'NT BEING FRIENDS!!!!! NOT BEING FRIENDS ISN'T FRIENDLY!!! OR is it…? O_o *is confusing her brainless self*

Psycho: Alright look, Otogi, Serenity, FDC, RavenFire, Nyoko, Marik, Ryou, Bakura and I will go and find some help. The rest of you guys stay here and figure out a way to try and get the car out while we're gone… or something.

Ryou: Why ME!??!!? *is scared shitless* I'd rather stay…

FDC: Forget it! You're coming with us! ^_^

Bakura: Scaredy cat… *rolls eyes*

Shadi: I'm not staying here with HER!! *points to Isis*

Psycho: -_- Fine, come with us then.

Shadi: Yay! *tags along*

Peggy: *snoring loudly*

Psycho: HEY!!! Yeah you up there! You're the narrator!! Wake up!

Peggy: *snorts* *wakes up* Huh? Wha? What have I missed?

Bakura: Practically the best part of the story genius -_-

Psycho: There is better stuff to come YET Bakura!

Peggy: O right… well I guess I should read off from the part that we're up to ^_^

RavenFire: That's a good place to start e_e

Peggy: Ahem… soooo the group splits in two, which isn't necessarily half… but anyway. The group who has left to find help (who I will call group number 1) begin walking up the desolate road in the wind, rain, thunder and lightening. Ryou is scared out of his tree and is clutching to FDC. Otogi is trying to push Serenity off of him (A/N: Did that sound right? O_o) Nyoko is freeloading on Marik's back and Psycho and Bakura are all skipping gaily along, not bothered by the rain. RavenFire is hissing at the rain as she is allergic to water.

Psycho: I like the rain!

Bakura: Yeah it's a change from all the hot weather…

RavenFire: EVIL!!!!!!!!!! EVIL RAIN!!! WATER BAD!!!!!!!

Shadi: I like hot weather!

RavenFire: Well don't expect to get it here.

Shadi: Aww…

Ryou: Why not? *still clutched to FDC*

RavenFire: Read that sign!

Peggy: Everyone stops to read a sign which says: CAUTION: FLASH FLOOD AREA.

All: -_-

RavenFire: MY NIGHTMARE HAS COME ALIVE!!!!!!

Shadi: I'm homesick!! Egypt! I am coming!!!!

FDC: Oh no you don't! *straightjackets him*

Bakura: Why didn't you just let him go? This place would be a lot saner withOUT him.

Psycho: That's the point ^_^! Shadi is one of the best bishies to torture…

FDC: I agree

Serenity: Hey look!

Otogi: *trying to fight her off* A mansion!

Peggy: Everyone looks up to see a mansion in the distance on the edge of a cliff with a giant dead tree next to it. (How cliché -_-)

Psycho: *thwap!* Shush Peggy! I promise it will get better!

Ryou: Please don't tell me we have to go in there…

Nyoko: Squeeee!! Darkness is my home!

All yamis: *drooling* LET'S GO!!

Ryou: NNOOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOO!!

*Meanwhile back with group number 2…*

Seto: AGAIN! *pulling harder on the rope which he mysteriously found which is attached to the tow bar of his car*

Isis: You do realize that you're the only one trying to pull the car out of the swamp, right Seto?

Seto: *looks around* Hey! Why aren't any of you other motherfuckers helping me?!

Malik: Because once the others return there is a slight chance that they might bring a tow truck with them.

Seto: *rolls eyes* Do you SERIOUSLY think that a place called "Skinhead Island" when it is not even an ISLAND would have a tow truck company?!

All others: *shrugs*

Seto: Grrrraaaarrr!!!

Mokuba: Seto I'm bored.

Dark_Warrior: Join the club kid

Yami: I wanna go to the maaalll!!! *whiiiiine*

Anzu: MALLS ARE FRIENDLY!!!

Kitsune: Why did we have to be stuck with a devil of a woman like HER?! WHY!?!?

Yugi: Simply because-

Emily: Don't start with your brainy lectures Motou -_-

Joey: Brrrr its cold… *shivering*

Seto: For once I agree with the mutt *has given up pulling the car out of the swamp* *goes and sits down next to Kitsune*

Kitsune: *thinking evil fetish thoughts* Heh heh heh… Seto… I'm cold…

Seto: *raises eyebrow* Your point?
Kitsune: Keep me warm! Please? *puppy dawg eyes*

Seto: No.

Kitsune: -_- couldn't be more straight-up if he tried.

*meanwhile with Group Number 1…*

Peggy: Group number 1 have finally reached the mansion on the edge of the cliff with the dead tree next to it. Ryou is extremely hesitant and is hiding behind Bakura the whole way with FDC holding his hand. Nyoko, Marik, Bakura and RavenFire's eyes being to glow in lust for entering the "haunted" house (as Ryou calls it) whilst they are freaking out their hikaris slightly.

Nyoko: Hey what does that say? I can't read English!

Marik: If only this was in hieroglyphs…

Psycho: -_- it says: "SKINHEAD ISLAND TOWTRUCK COMPANY" … sure whatever.

Otogi: Isn't that just a LITTLE TOO convenient?

Ryou: Waaa I don't wanna go in!!

FDC: Come on! *is fearless*

Marik: *knocks on the door*

Peggy: As the door opens by itself (no surprise there) the ten people walk inside the dusty hall entrance they notice a large dining hall to the right, and a staircase to the left. Which way will they go? UNTIL NEXT TIME FOLKS!!!!

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Psycho: IMPORTANT NOTICE!!!!!!! From this chapter forward I will be doing two separate chapters for which ways the characters choose to go: 1: The staircase or 2: The dining hall. So after those two chapters are written they will join up in the one after!

Peggy: Good idea, don't ya think? I can't wait to narrate!

Psycho: ^___________^ reviews are appreciated!