Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Very RAndomNeSS YUgiOH stOrY!!!!! ❯ The Staircase - WHEN YAMIS ATTACK!!!! ( Chapter 20 )

Nyoko: Hi everyone!!

Malik: Boring…

Psycho: *reading YGO manga* *not listening*

Bakura: Psycho?

Psycho: *reading YGO manga* *not listening*

Bakura: PSYCHO?!?!

Psycho: Hmm? *still reading YGO manga* *vaguely listening*

Nyoko: Are you going to do the introduction?

Psycho: Hm? Oh, the intro? What for?

All: -_-

FDC: PPPPPSSSSYYYYYYCCCCCHHHHHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Psycho: *back to reading YGO manga* *again not listening*

Peggy: This isn't going to work.

FDC: I'll put RavenFire on you!

Psycho: *still reading YGO manga* *still not listening*

Malik: She's not fazed.

Peggy: Well then we shall begin with out her!!

Nyoko: IMPORTANT NOTICE!!!!!!!!! This is the chapter where we venture up the stairs of the haunted mansion!!! The next chapter will be if we choose to go to the dining hall instead.

Peggy: LET THE FIC BEGIN!!!

Psycho: *still reading YGO manga* *still not listening*

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Nyoko: Let's go upstairs and see the view!!!

Marik: Wouldn't it be more logical to see if there's anyone on the bottom floor first?

Nyoko: Don't argue with me! *runs for the stairs*

Ryou: *is trembling* What if vampires live here?

FDC: Honey your yami practically is a vampire.

Bakura: *smirk*

Ryou: *shudder* I will never look at you the same again Bakura!

All: *go up the stairs*

Serenity: Are you sure these stairs are safe? *looks down to see holes with rats crawling through them*

Bakura: *trips up and one of the wooden stairs caves in beneath him!*

Otogi: -_- oh yeah they're safe as houses

Bakura: *holding on for dear life* Well don't just stand there!!

Psycho: *reaches a hand down* I doubt I'll be able to pull you up!

Nyoko: FEAR NOT!! *uses her air and electricity powers to levitate Bakura back up to safety*

FDC: Great so now that everyone is safe again let's see what's on the top floor!

Peggy: With the yamis leading, the hikaris and Otogi and Serenity go upstairs to the second floor and find a crackling fire with an armchair in front of it. Nobody is sure who is sitting in it, so Nyoko and RavenFire decide to investigate…

RavenFire: *turns into an inky black shadow and jumps onto the ceiling*

Nyoko: *turns invisible*

All others: *stay behind the door watching as Nyoko and RavenFire spy on the person sitting in the chair*

Person in the chair: Its no use trying to spy on me, I already know you're here.

Ryou: O_O;;;

Nyoko: Who goes there?!

PITC: Who goes THERE?

Nyoko: Duh I'm invisible you moron!

RavenFire: *hisses from the ceiling*

PITC: Is that you Fuzzykins? What are you doing out of your cage?

Bakura: Is this guy blind or something?

RavenFire: Who the hell is Fuzzykins?

Psycho: Who the heck are you?

Peggy: The mysterious person in the armchair by the fire turns around to reveal himself as………………GRANDPA!!!!!

All: *high pitched girly scream* AAAAAAAAH!!! *faints*

~… Back with Group Number 2 …~

Mary Ann: They're taking forever!

Yugi: Yeah I know…

Malik: Anyone would think they'd been jumped or something

Anzu: BEING JUMPED IS LIKE FRIENDSHIP!!!!!!!

Seto: Shut

D_W: Up.

L_W: Don't say that they got jumped or it might just come true!

Yami: They've got their yamis with them I'm sure they will be fine.

Kitsune: Does it feel weird to say your own name in a sentence Yami?

Yami: Well technically I have more than one name. So not really.

Mai: Pfft SURE you have other names…

Yami: What? I do! You can call me Yu-Gi-Oh or Atem if you like.

Mokuba: Who the hell is Atem?

Yami: My former self as Pharaoh.

Isis: Here we go AGAIN with the Pharaoh stuff.

Yami: Listen you! You were a Priestess in your past life so shut the hell up!

Seto: And I'm the King of Mongolia.

Mokuba: Really?

Yami: Actually you were the High Priest Seth but anyhoo.

Seto: Whatever.

Kitsune & L_W: *imagine their bishies in Ancient times* Mmmmmm….

Emily: I'm ff-rr-ee-zzzziinnggg… *teeth are chattering*

Joey: *glomps Emily*

Emily: ^_^

Kitsune: How come no other bishies are willing to do that huh?

Seto: I'm not obliged to do PDA's (public displays of affection) with all these retards here. It's not in my contract.

Kitsune: Well nor am I but at least show a LITTLE compassion!! You were giving me pearls and opals a few chapters ago…

Seto: -_- fine… *holds hand* But that's as far as it goes!

Kitsune: ^___^ fine by me! *is mentally plotting ways to seduce him*

L_W: A-A-A-AHEM…. *looks at Yami*

Yami: What?

L_W: *smiles sweetly while batting eyelashes* Hi!

Yami: *blush* Hi…

L_W: *is about to glomp when…*

D_W: NUH UH!!! NO WAY ARE YOU LAYING HANDS ON MY HIKARI!! *stands in front of L_W*

L_W: -_- and so the protectiveness and jealousy begins…

~… with group number 1 …~

Otogi: Uhh… would you be able to help us, Mr. Motou?

Grandpa: Ahaha you see, I AM Mr. Motou, but not the Grandpa you are really thinking of.

RF: *has now come down from the ceiling* Then who they hell ARE you?

Grandpa: I am Sugoroku's twin brother Bob.

FDC: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO NOT BOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps out the window shattering the glass*

RF: e_e

Otogi: Well I find it a little too convenient that we crashed our car into a swamp and find a sign outside this mansion called "Skinhead Island Tow Truck Company".

Bob: Practically anyone who visits Skinhead Island crashes into that swamp down the road because it is haunted. Not many people have made it past the swamp without crashing.

Ryou: But we crashed on trial and error! Not because of the swamp! Shadi was ceasing Seto's concentration! Now if you don't mind can we PLEASE get out of here?!

Bakura: You wuss. Be quiet and let me handle this. Look Mr. Bob or whatever your name is, we need a tow truck to get our car out of the swamp so we can get going again.

Bob: It's not as simple as that. You need to get past my pet Argus, Fuzzykins.

*a big orange slimy blob thing comes slithering across the ceiling and down the wall onto the floor next to Bob. It has little black beady eyes all around its head with a fluffy bunny tail*

All: O_O;;;

Nyoko: BRING IT ON!!! *prepares into combat stance*

* "Smack my bitch up" by the Prodigy randomly starts up*

RF: I'm with ya! *prepares into battle stance*

Bakura: *stands around wondering what to do*

Marik: Use your Sennen Ring you dolt!

Bakura: OH, right! *pulls Sennen Ring out of T-Shirt*

Ryou: And I can use my Amulet of Courage! *is all of a sudden brave*

Peggy: Next time on… WHEN YAMIS ATTACK!!!

Psycho: -_- it's not the end of the chapter YET Peggy…

Peggy: Oh… how bout now?

Nyoko: HEEEE YA!!!! *kicks "Bob" in the head karate-style*

RF: RRRRROOOOOOOAAAARRRR!!!! *breathes fire singeing "Bob's" toupee to a crisp*

Bob: My toupee!!!

Fuzzykins: *whimper*

Otogi: *in sappy voice* Fuzzykins is just a baby…!

Psycho: And you expect us to FIGHT it?! It's too cute!!!!

Fuzzykins: *sees Bakura* Daddy!

Bakura: Wha? You got a problem?

Fuzzykins: *looks up at Bakura with his three-hundred black chibi eyes* Daddy!

Serenity: Can that thing actually talk?

FDC: *comes running back up the stairs* IS BOB GONE YET??!!! *hiding behind Psycho*

RF: Nearly!

Nyoko: *summons tornado and lightening storm* RID THE EARTH OF THIS HORRID BEAST!!!!

Fuzzykins: Meep! *jumps into Bakura's arms*

Nyoko: Not you Fuzzykins! I meant Bob.

Peggy: The tornado that Nyoko had summoned tore off the roof of the haunted mansion to allow the lightening to enter and electrocute Bob.

Bob: *gets electrocuted* YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shadi: O yeah? How?

RF: Don't make things worse than they already are -_-

Bob: *scratches chin* I don't know… but since I am clinically dead you can have Fuzzykins now.

Shadi: I hereby banish you to the shadow realm for not providing me with an answer!!! I tap into the power of my Sennen Ankh to-

FDC: We get the point Shadi e_e

All: *standing around*

Ryou: Soooo…

Bakura: Let's rob the tow-truck and get out of here!

Ryou: For once I agree with you! *is the first to run back downstairs*

~… with group number 2 …~

Mai: DING DING!! ROUND ONE!!

Peggy: Dark_Warrior and Yami are in a boxing ring having a boxing match down at the swamp… where did the boxing ring come from? o_O anyhoo…

D_W: I'm gonna take you DOWN son!!

L_W: Yami! Stop it!

Yami & D_W: Which one are you talking about?

Anzu: PUNCHING EACH OTHER IN THE FACE AND BREAKING EACH OTHER'S NOSES IS LIKE FRIENDSHIP!!!!

Kitsune: Give it a break… *takes swig from vodka bottle*

Mary Ann: *has decided to go fishing*

Miko-chan: You don't know what's in that swamp Mary Ann!

Mary Ann: I figured if I caught something I'd be able to fry it up on the car motor… its still warm!

Car: *blows up*

Seto: O_O great now there's not even any POINT in getting a tow-truck down here.

Mary Ann: So much for my fried kippers -_-

~… with group number 1 …~

Peggy: With Ryou leading the way, group number 1 found an old tow truck out the back yard of the mansion covered in vines and cobwebs, Marik decided to take charge…

Psycho: Marik… are you sure you know how to drive?

Marik: My hikari has got a license to drive buses and motorcycles! Of course I know how to drive!

Bakura: -_- don't be so sure.

Otogi: Looks like Fuzzykins found his new father!

Fuzzykins: *to Bakura* Daddy! *to Otogi* ………………… Momma!

Serenity: Eeewww….

Otogi: ~_~ I'm not your Momma!

Fuzzykins: Momma!

Otogi: -_-;;

Bakura: *quiet manic laughter* Neeahahah…

Marik: *starts up truck* *crunches it into first gear*

Others: O__< That didn't sound good!

Marik: We're off!

Fuzzykins: SQUEEEEEE!!!

Peggy: So with Fuzzykins and his new-found parents, Bakura and Otogi, group number one head back to the swamp in the tow-truck with Marik swerving all across the road. UNTIL NEXT TIME FOLKS!!!!!!!

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Bakura: Why did that slimy beast have to think *I* was it's Daddy?

Otogi: You'll soon find out ^_^

Psycho: *STILL reading YGO manga* *still not listening*

Nyoko: To go through to the dining hall, go to the next chapter.

Peggy: Well said!

Ryou & Malik: REVIEW GOOD PEOPLE!! *chibi eyes* *run off giggling*

Psycho: *reading YGO manga* *not listening* *looks up* Have I missed something?