Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Vindaloo Magic ❯ Chapter 3 ( Chapter 3 )

Title: Vindaloo Magic

Author: Madyamisam

Chapter: 3/5

Rating: NC-17

Pairings: Seto/Joey

Beta: Daisey

Spoilers: Some references to the Yugioh Movie…

Disclaimers: Madyamisam does not own any Yu-Gi-Oh characters.

Summary: During a class on genealogy, Joey finds out that he is a descendant of a well known but mysterious group of gypsies on his mother's side of his family tree. Upon further investigation, he receives a 400-year-old spell book that has remained in his family by being passed down through the eldest child. You can just ~imagine~ what kind of mischief you can get into with an old spell now… can't you?

 

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Finally reaching his apartment, Joey grabbed the Kaiba doll and the book and set them down on the bed. He then sat down to pull out an old toy box, grinning softly at the way his name was written in a childish scrawl on the lid before rummaging through its contents.

 

“I'm glad that I never threw out this stuff…” the blonde paused for a moment as he reached into the corner of the chest. “Found it,” he exclaimed as he pulled out a bag of tiddly winks, yelping as a dead, squished spider dropped off of the bag and onto his lap. “Oh right… ~now~ I know why,” Joey cringed as he brushed the curled up corpse of the arachnid back into the bin before closing the lid again and sliding the toy box back under the bed. With that task accomplished, he sought for a road map of the city of Domino. Finding one under his father's desk, he spread it out on the floor of his bedroom, placing the book beside it. Tracing a finger down the convoluted lines, he found the location of Kaiba's mansion. “Hmm… maybe I should test it out first; let's see…” the blonde stared at the map and placed a red tiddly wink on the Turtle Game shop.

 

Grabbing a standing mirror and a razor from the bathroom, Jou read through the difficult instructions of the book. Grimacing at the requirements, he used the razor to cut into his finger, hissing in response to the stinging pain. Jou watched with a strange fascination as the blood welled up in tiny pool at the tip of his pointer finger. After a moment he started to draw on the mirror with the sticky, red substance, following the same curves and symbols that were shown in the book in his lap.

 

Almost as if it was second nature, he painted a circular border and a crimson pentagram against the mirror's surface, followed by an arch that overlapped the straight lines before curling upwards at the ends. He then drew another symmetrical curve underneath and then forced a last drop of blood from his finger, making a final mark in the centre between the two arches. Finished with the drawing, he wrapped the bleeding finger with a plaster and glared at the red eye staring at him from the mirror.

 

Browsing through the box of herbs that he had used for his father's hangover cures, he plucked at two dried up leaves from one of the branches. Eyes riveted to the book, Jou began to silently chant, the foreign language causing him to falter slightly. Slowly the room began to darken as the blonde lightly brushed the two leaves against his eye lids. Upon opening them again he saw that a round, dark portal had appeared where the blood drawing of the evil eye had been. Reaching down to the map, he touched a finger to the tiddly wink that he had placed on the game shop and, as if a camera had switched on, the mirror showed the entrance to the Turtle Game shop.

 

Joey smiled in satisfaction with the spell, and then tapped at the tiddly wink. Almost as if he was watching a video through a camera, he entered the shop and saw Solomon Mutou sitting bored at the counter. Tapping again at the tiddly wink, the image switched to Yugi's room where Yugi glaring cutely at him, his arms crossed and his back towards his translucent twin, who sat hunched on the boy's bed. Yami's head was down and he was playing with his fingers like a child being disciplined would. “Whoa… I can even see Yami with this spell,” Jou murmured. Suddenly, Yami looked up from his downtrodden position and stared in Joey's direction. The blonde froze. “He can see me?” he exclaimed in alarm. He then searched through the book, reading the passage again. “…magical beings, such as spirits and mythical beasts can sense and expose your presence… oh… but Yugi can't see me.”

 

“How could you? How could you lie to me, Yami? I know that Kaiba's our rival and all, but that does not excuse you for using Joey as a way to humiliate him.” Joey looked confused as Yugi turned his back on the blonde, and then faced the former pharaoh, who was pouting like a five year old child.

 

“But gypsy magic is fun… sure there are a few bruises, but no one ~ever~ gets killed… I think…” Yami frowned suddenly, scratching his head. “Or was that the pixie dust? Anyway, it was funny and Joey gets the chance to teach Kaiba a lesson for once.”

 

“Oh yeah? And what's going to happen to Joey once Kaiba finds out about the voodoo doll? Hmm?” Yugi retorted, still glaring cutely at the former pharaoh. Yami rolled his eyes at his twin, his translucent cheek resting against a translucent fist.

 

“The guy's soul was trapped in a card for two days, he had a premonition of me kicking his ass in a shadow duel five thousand years ago, and he faced a real monster with more teeth than the entire Osmond family put together and he ~STILL~ doesn't believe in magic. How do you expect him to believe that Joey inadvertently castrated him with a voodoo doll?” Yugi sat down on the chair opposite Yami, seemingly in deep contemplation from the vindication.

 

“Well… I suppose, but that still doesn't excuse you for you've done,

Yami”

 

“So what are you going to do?” the spirit asked timidly. Yugi narrowed his eyes, and then slowly took the Millennium Puzzle from his neck. Placing it into the box that it had come to him in.

 

“I'll tell you what I'm gonna do Yami. I'm gonna ground you. ~YOU~ ARE

GROUNDED!!! GROUNDED, GROUNDED, GROUNDED, YAMI, YOU ARE GROUNDED!!! THAT MEANS NO USE OF MY BODY FOR LATE NIGHT TV, VIDEO GAMES, NOTHING!!!” The former pharaoh's translucent face blanched.

 

“For how long?” he squeaked.

 

“A month”

 

“A MONTH!?!?”

 

“~TWO~ MONTHS!" yelled Yugi down the mind link, making his semi-transparent twin cringe. Yugi hid the box with the Millennium Puzzle in the closet, and then headed down for supper. The spirit waited just long enough for the boy to leave before he broke down.

 

“TWO MONTHS!?!? WHAT AM I GONNA DO FOR TWO MONTHS!?!? I HAVE AN

UNDERDEVELOPED SOCIAL LIFE AS IT IS!!! I DON'T EVEN HAVE THE HOMEWORK

ASPECT TO KEEP ME OCCUPIED!!!” he shouted. With a disgruntled sigh, he slouched to the floor.

 

“Man… that was harsh, Yami… I feel kinda sorry for ya,” Joey muttered to himself. His eyes widened when Yami waved a dismissive hand towards him.

 

“No, it's alright Joey; I brought this on myself,” he replied dejectedly.

 

“So… you can really see me?” Yami stared at the blonde dully.

 

“Of course I can see you; I'm the ghost of five thousand year old dead guy trapped inside of a block of golden Lego and ~you're~ a blonde head floating in the air.” Yami's despaired expression suddenly cracked into a huge grin. “Hey can I use you as a football for a couple of hours to kill?”

 

“Um… no…”

 

“How `bout some stories?”

 

“Stories!? Erm… uh… the mystical gypsy powers seem to be calling me back. I'm fading away… Gotta go.”

 

“No, no wait this is really cool!”

 

“Fading. FA~DING!!!”

 

“There was this time back in Pharaoh school…”

 

“I can disappear at the tap of a tiddly wink,” Joey warned. Yami pouted again.

 

“Ok, ok no stories,” he said dejectedly, slumping back again. “Oh what am I gonna do? Without the use of Yugi's body the only place I can hang around is my soul room, and that's the coldest and most boring place to be. Nothing but hallways with doors opening into empty voids-” Joey was skeptical; he had been in the former pharaoh's soul room once and it may have been cold, dreary and windy, but not boring. However, he sat back and listened whilst the spirit rambled on, “…it would have been great for hide and seek, but all of my duel monsters were hanging around at Yugi's soul room when he took his puzzle off. Well, except Bob…” Joey raised an eyebrow.

 

“Bob?”

 

“My Dark Magician… he's always studying. He's a real good friend and he shows me a load of cool spells, but sometimes he can be an absolute party pooper. Don't tell him I said that, though.”

 

“Your Dark Magician's called Bob?”

 

“Yeah… say what brings you here anyway?” Yami asked, finally changing the strange subject, much to Joey's relief. The young gypsy sighed as he looked into the small standing mirror at the expectant, violet eyes.

 

“I just wanted to check on Kaiba without having to knock on his door,

so I looked up this spell in my book called the Astral Eye. I decided to try it out and check out Yugi's place first.” Yami grinned as a mischievous glint reappeared in his eyes.

 

“You think I could tap into your spell and watch with you?” he asked gleefully. Joey smiled inwardly, but stared at the former pharaoh reluctantly.

 

“Well I don't know Yami; Yugi did just ground you, you know? `Sides, after five thousand years, surely you can find things to do: like watching the paint on Yugi's ceiling peel.” he chuckled as Yami narrowed his eyes in a death glare that rivaled and possibly surpassed Kaiba's.

 

“You know, I spent my time killing and carting people off to the Domino Mental institute those first few months after Yugi first released me from that puzzle, Wheeler,” he growled deeply. Joey's chuckling faltered at the threatening tone.

 

“Hehe… eh? I was just kidding Yami…” he said. The spirit blinked as the realization of what he had just said dawned on him. “You weren't serious were you?” Joey asked hesitantly.

 

“Uh…” Yami suddenly burst into a raucous laughter. “NO! NO! I WAS JUST

KIDDING TOO AHAHAHAHA! You know… on second thought I'll just hang around. You're right; I `can' find something to do in my… um… confinement.” Joey nodded.

 

“Ok… well… see ya Yami... Maybe I'll come by later,” Joey said

 

“OF COURSE, OF COURSE! YOU'RE WELCOME, ANYTIME JOEY!!!” Yami shouted, waving ecstatically as the blonde removed the tiddly wink from the map and his image disappeared.

 

When Joey was gone, Yami breathed a sigh of relief at his narrow escape. “Now… what do to for the next two months? Let's see… I don't want a nap… oh, what in the seven hells…” Taking a deep breath, Yami tramped around in soul room hollering, “ONE MILLION GREEN BOTTLES HANGING ON THE WALL! ONE MILLION GREEN BOTTLES HANGING ON THE WALL!!! IF ~ONE~ GREEN BOTTLE SHOULD ACCIDENTALLY FALL!!! THERE'LL BE

NINE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE THOUSAND, NINE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE

GREEN BOTTLES HANGING ON THE WALL!!!”

 

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Joey found himself staring at a black portal again once he removed the tiddly wink from the Turtle Game shop. Now that he knew the spell worked, he quickly placed the tiddly wink on Kaiba's residence. Tapping at the tiddly wink, he found himself staring down the middle of a huge, marble floored hallway. A large staircase rose majestically in front of him, its royal blue carpet leading up the stairs. Suddenly, the door to the mansion opened; Joey cursed because he couldn't pan the image in the mirror to see who it was. However, he didn't wait long, as the person who entered came into his view.

 

Slamming the door shut, Seto untangled the pondweed that was still in his hair, and slowly trudged up the stairs towards one of the bathrooms. Joey pursed his lips when he followed Kaiba with a tap, tap, tap into the bathroom, where the brunette started stripping the dirty clothes off. “Ok… I think I've seen enough. He looks alright,” Joey said, tapping the tiddly wink and returning outside of the bathroom door just as Seto turned on the shower to allow the clean water to wash away the dirt. Joey turned his attention to the voodoo doll and wrinkled his nose in distaste at the smell coming from it.

 

“I don't think Kaiba will ever get clean if his voodoo doll is like this… I better get it washed too. I heard lemon is a good deodorizer...” With that, Joey ran a warm tub and stripped the Kaiba doll of its trench coat. Chopping up three lemons, he carefully washed the doll in a tub of soap. He then took from his herbal box some dried rose petal leaves that held a strong pungent perfume, and sprinkled them in along with the lemon juice. With that accomplished, Joey began to vigorously rub at the pipe cleaner hair, and then moved to wringing the cloth of the doll's back, scrubbing at the dirt stains.

 

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The strange, tingling feeling that Seto had felt earlier that day returned, but this time, instead of pain or disaster, it was followed by a soft, gentle massaging sensation that began at the top of his head and traveled down his body, accompanied by a smell of flowers and citrus. Despite the outcome of the earlier events, he welcomed the invisible hands kneading at his back. After about an hour, the massaging disappeared and the stench of sludge had been replaced by a fragrant aroma of roses and lemons that lingered even after he got out of the shower.

 

Suddenly, there was a knock at his door. Puzzled as to who it could be, he braced himself against an assassination attempt and slowly opened the door. “What the-” A hot blustery, twister stood before him and barged its way into his bathroom door. “GAH!” He tried to escape, however, the gale- with the force of a hurricane- pinned him hard against the tiles. He tried to scream for help as the blast of wind reached G-force levels, pulling his skin back against the wall. His brown tresses stuck up, flailing frantically for help. (1)

 

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Joey finished blow drying the super clean and lemony fresh Kaiba doll before sitting back down in front of the mirror. Deciding to have a self-guided magic tour of the mansion, he tapped at the red tiddly wink a few times, flicking through the many rooms. It was a pretty boring exploration, until he reached a particular room on the landing of the third floor in the west wing. It was a neat blue room, with a huge mural of the Blue Eyes White Dragon lying contently on its belly. `Yep that's Kaiba's room all right' Joey mused to himself. He then gasped as he noticed that the white tail of the beast trailed to link with another tail, this being a black one. Tilting the mirror to the left so that it panned across the room, he saw that the tail became thicker and then connected to that of a second great beast. Joey gaped as he recognized the Red Eyes Black Dragon, a beast that- as far as he knew- resided in his deck only. The Red Eyes was lounging in a similar position as its Blue eyed partner. `Ok… that's a bit more unusual…' Suddenly Seto appeared in his line of vision, staggering naked across the floor before collapsing on his bed, his normally straight and neat, flat tresses now stuck up in a brown rendition of Yugi's spiky hairstyle. Joey cringed as he glanced at the doll and the blow dryer.

 

“Oops…” After a few minutes, Kaiba still hadn't moved from his position.

 

`Is he asleep?' Joey mused. `I need to get a closer look of his face,' As if on command to his thoughts, the mirror edged him closer to Kaiba, dropping down low to zoom in on the brunette's nice, firm tush.

 

“ZOOM IN ON HIS FACE YOU STUPID MIRROR! NOT HIS BUTT, HIS FACE!!!” Joey yelled as his cheeks burned red. The mirror immediately adjusted itself to the proper destination. Seto's eyes were closed, he was breathing softly, and his brown hair lay splayed against the blue silk covers of his bed. “So he really is asleep. He's gonna catch a cold unless he gets under those covers.” Joey frowned, and then grabbed the Kaiba doll and wrapped his arms around it to keep it warm. He heard a sigh from the other teen, who turned onto his back. “Whoa… that thing is ~big~…” Joey mused, staring at Seto Jr. as he tried to figure out why it never seemed to show with the tight pants the CEO liked to wear. He giggled as he stared at the Kaiba doll in his arms, and then flicked his gaze to the real person through the mirror as he started to rub the doll's groin area. Shortly after, Joey heard a gasp as Seto woke up from his doze. “Well if what Tristan says is true, Kaiba, then this is your first masturbation session.”

 

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`The pains were from stress, the water pipe a coincidence, and that weird, hot tornado was a hallucination from the humidity of the steam. Mokuba was right. I need to get a ventilator for that shower,' Seto thought as he lay trying to rationalize the odd events that had happened to him that day. `And Joey seeing me like ~that~… oh, who am I kidding; the world is out to get me, so, after I doze for a bit, I'm going to go out and dig my grave, crawl in and die.' However, his plans of digging and crawling were interrupted with the all-too-familiar tingling sensations that tickled just beneath of his testicles. His eyes widened as his body tensed at the sensations that almost felt as if an invisible hand had started fondling his member. Seto finally dared to cast his gaze down his body, finding that his cock had suddenly twitched to life. `Oh my God… did someone put an aphrodisiac in my coffee or something?' In a matter of seconds his face became as red as a tomato as he fought to stop himself from groaning from the touch. Finally giving in to the urge, he wrapped his hand around the hot, silken flesh and arched his body upwards.

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“DAMN IT KAIBA! JUST GRAB YOUR COCK AND PUMP IT!” Joey growled as he rubbed harder at the Kaiba doll's groin area. Listening to the gasps and groans from the other teen, the blonde felt his own cock twitch to life. He watched as the brunette hesitantly wrapped his fingers around his member and stroked it awkwardly. “Oh my God, this ~is~ his first time!” Joey stopped his rubbing briefly, allowing the brunette to take over on his own. Putting the Kaiba doll down, he watched with a combination of fascination, arousal, and pride as the CEO pleasured himself… one hand running up and down his length whilst the other fondled the two sacs underneath. Suddenly finding his mouth ~very~ dry, Joey swallowed harshly and went to his kitchen for glass of water before returning to watch the display that the mirror was treating him to as if it was a porn video. “Yeesh that thing is big; if you ever go dating, Moneybags, you're gonna make your partner very happy. Come to think of it, what would your preferences be, anyway?” Joey pondered as he watched the brunette's body arch into the touch of an invisible lover. Feeling his own cock twitch again, Joey picked the doll back up and began rubbing it's groin once more, keeping his hands occupied lest they stray to his own arousal. “Well, as long as you don't scream out my sister's name when you come, I'll be just fine. She's already got two nut jobs wanting her attention…” he said as he paused his ministrations to take a drink of water.

 

“JO~EY!!” Seto screamed as he came.

 

“PHHTTT!!!” Joey spluttered out the water and stared wide-eyed at the brunette, who lay panting as the waves of his orgasm washed over him. “Huh?”

 

(1) The scene was inspired by the ending sequence of Total recall. Big guy Arnie Schwarznegger makes the funniest warped face I've ever seen. XD