Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ What a Desprite Heart Does ❯ IV ( Chapter 9 )

Beholder: You people love me! You reviewed! But Holy cow! I have not updated in like ever! People must think that I have given up on this fic! I am such a bad writer!

Bakura: Yes you are!

Beholder: Why YOU!!!

Bakura: AHHHH!!!

Yami:…

Seto: Something tells me that Beholder is just hyper or something.

Yugi: I think I know what you mean, Yami has this thing when he drinks orange juice. One time both Yami and Beholder both drank it and were bouncing off the walls!

Yami: When did that happen?

Seto: o.O

Yugi: See, he can't even remember it!

Bakura: AAHHHHHHHHH! SHE IS, what the?! What are you doing?

Beholder:*shivering* its so cold in here…

Bakura: Are you alright, your looking kinda pale

Beholder: I'm fine

Yami: you look sick

Beholder: If I were sick, I would be driving you guy's nuts!

Bakura: Good point. So what's wrong? MORTAL!!!

Beholder: SHUT UP!! Just let me rest and meh, so meh!

Bakura: Oh great. Here we go with the whole meh thing again!

Beholder: Well, lets get this fic on the road! Uh, guess what people! If you guys have any Ideas, please review them and I might put them into the fic. I am such a bad writer and my ideas stink so any ideas would be really welcomed!

Remember that I am Referring Regular Bakura as Ryou and Yami Bakura as Bakura. I like it better that way And I will eventually change all the older chapters with this change soon!

Alright, let's go!

Bakura: May Ra have mercy on us

Yami: On you? More like me! I'm never awake in this fic and its supposed to be about me! Wah!

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Bakura growled at the TV The other team was winning by 3 points and his team was losing like it was better than winning! Ryou walked into the living room and shook his head at his Yami. Football had gotten into his Yami's head and now that he figured out how to work the TV, He was watching it every Thursday and Sunday.

Bakura growled yet again as the other team made another touch down that ended the game, his team losing. He grabbed the remote and turned off the TV cursing in Egyptian. He snapped his head in his hikari's direction and grinned. Ryou was in the kitchen trying to reach a bowl that was out of his reach above the fridge. He got up and leaned against the frame of the kitchen entrance at grinning his hikari who was on his toes trying to get the bowl. Ryou looked over to his Yami and stuck his tough out and reached again for the bowl.

His Yami stuck his tough out in response and watched as his Hikari still reached for the ever-annoying bowl on the refrigerator. Ryou gave a startled squeak as he lost his balance and fell over with everything on the fridge going down with him. Bakura broke out laughing and was holding his sides. He looked up to the pile of plastic containers and bowls and a very annoyed looking Ryou who was glaring knives and daggers at his Yami. Unfortunately, this turned out to make Bakura laugh harder and fall on the fall laughing like crazy. Ryou stood up and picked up all the evil tuper ware and nearly threw it on top of the fridge. He pouted and walked to the counter and slammed the bowl on it. He turned to his Yami who was getting up but still chuckling to himself.

/Oh! He is going to GET IT!!!!/

//What was that butter fingers?//

Ryou quickly turned to the sink and blocked of his Yami.

`/ Gotta remember to block him. Ok, what was I doing again? Oh yah!/'

Bakura watched as Ryou reached into a cabinet and pulled out a small box and a few other things. He raised a brow as his hikari got eggs out as well and with oil, milk and butter out of the fridge.

`// I wonder what he's making?//'

Bakura scatched his head then shrugged it off and turned to go to the bathroom. Ryou grinned at his Yami's back and continued to mix stuff in the bowl. He took out a mixer/ beater (whatever those are called, eh, me so dumb!) and mixed the contents till they looked like brown pudding. Ryou then reached into the cabinet below and puled out two round pans and put the brown mixture into the pans evenly. He then stuck them in the oven and turned up the timer to 30 minutes. He sighed and shoved all his dirt dishes in the dishwasher. He was just about to sit down when a frustrated yell was heard from the bathroom followed by some what he guess to be Egyptian cursing. He waited to see if he was needed when another yell echoed through the house making his ears ring.

"RYOU!!!!!! THERE'S NO TOILET PARER!!!!!!"

Ryou sweat dropped and walked over to the bathroom. He knocked on the door.

"Yami?"

"WHAT?!"

"Uh, isn't they're any under the sink?"

" DON"T YOU THINK I CHECKED THERE ALREADY!!! GET ME TOILET PAPER! NOW!!!!!"

Ryou cringed and took off to the laundry room where they kept extra toilet paper. He was on his way back to the bathroom with a roll off the requested item in hand when the phone rang. He glared at the phone and stomped over to it. He watched it ring a few times then took a breath to calm himself and answered it.

"Hello, Ryou speaking."

*Ryou?! Oh my god thank you for answering! My Yami just fainted and he won't wake up! What should I do?! Should I call the hospital?! What…"

" Yugi! Calm down!" ` I wonder what happened?'

"Now tell me what happened slowly."

*After you guys left, Seto came by and wanted to know how we were doing*

`When did Kaiba take an interest in Yugi and Yami's health?'

*Anyway, Seto and me were in the Living room and Yami walks into the room and faints with this freaked out look on his face! What do I do? He won't wake up!*

` Why would Yami be so freaked?'

"Yugi, do you know what might have freaked him out?"

*Silence*

" Yugi?"

*Oh my god… Ryou could you come over please, I think I know what might have scared him but I… Could you come over right away?!"

Ryou sighed and looked over to the oven which still had five minutes left to go. He rubbed his head and groaned.

" I'll be over in a few minutes Yugi."

*Thankyou! See you soon, Hurry!* Click.

Ryou hung up the phone and picked up the toilet paper roll. He didn't even knock on the door. He threw open the door, pelted the toilet paper at what he hoped was his Yami's head and slammed the door shut.

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Bakura finished up in the bathroom and rubbed his head. Ryou could throw really hard even with soft stuff. He silently walked into the kitchen where Ryou was pulling the pans out of the oven, a sweet smell had filled the room. He knew that smell and grinned. Ryou placed the pans on the counter before turning to his Yami who didn't realize he knew he was there.

" We are going to Yugi's. Now"

Bakura blinked at the blankness in Ryou's voice. Something was up. Or Ryou was just PMSing. Probably the second choice.

"I heard that."

Bakura started out of his thought to look at Ryou. Ryou just heard everything he just thought. `Oh, shit he looks pissed'

" Lets go Bakura."

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Beholder: There we go! Another chappie! I will try to update like at least every two weeks. My freaking teachers are evil and give to much homework that is humanly possible to complete!

Bakura: What's up with Ryou? He is starting to scare me. His temper is just as bad as mine is!

Yami: I thought that wasn't possible

Bakura: Shut it Pharaoh

Yami: And I love you too Bakura

Bakura: Well I don't so just shut it

Yami: fine *cute pout*

Bakura: Are you trying to seduce me here?

Yami: you're a very disturbed asshole, you know that?

Bakura: And you are a very stupid bakayauro!

Seto: *to Beholder* It never ends does it?

Beholder: *to Seto* Nope