Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Whose Line is it Anime? ❯ Show 1: Irish Drinking Song ( Chapter 3 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or “Whose Line is it Anyway?” I do own Ayumi.
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Ayumi: *standing on stage with Bakura, Joey, and Duke* Hello and welcome back to “Whose Line is it Anime?” Tonight's winner - Seto Kaiba! *applause*
Kaiba: *sitting in Ayumi's chair* Thank you, I'll be here all night.
Ayumi: So, we're going to do a game for you called “Irish Drinking Song!” What I need from the audience is something that would change you life.
Audience: Perm! Moved to Europe! Got a pet! Marriage!
Ayumi: I like that one. We'll do the “Got a pet Irish Drinking Song.” *music starts*
All: Oh...i-dee-dye-dee-dye-dee-dye-dee-dye!
Bakura: Yesterday I got a pet,
Ayumi: It was a little dog.
Joey: I named it John,
Duke: After my Uncle Bob.
Bakura: He had such white fur.
Ayumi: He got lost in the blizzard.
Joey: I loved him so much,
Duke: Although I really wanted a lizard!
All: Oh...i-dee-dye-dee-dye-dee-dye-dee-dye!
Ayumi: I went to the pet store,
Joey: To get another pet.
Duke: But they didn't have any lizards,
Bakura: Or at least, not yet.
Ayumi: So I walked on down to Petco,
Joey: To see what was in stock.
Duke: But they didn't let me in,
Bakura: `Cause I didn't have any socks!
All: Oh...i-dee-dye-dee-dye-dee-dye-dee-dye!
Joey: I drove across town,
Duke: In order to find Petsmart.
Bakura: But by the time I arrived,
Ayumi: There were out of shopping carts.
Joey: Still I looked for a pet.
Duke: I examined all the fish.
Bakura: Then I looked at the cats.
Ayumi: I didn't know what to pick!
All: Oh...i-dee-dye-dee-dye-dee-dye-dee-dye!
Duke: I finally chose another dog,
Bakura: One that was black.
Ayumi: So in case it got lost again,
Joey: I could get it back.
Duke: I brought it home with me.
Bakura: I gave it some food.
Ayumi: I didn't think he liked it,
Joey: But I thought it was pretty good!
All: Oh...i-dee-dye-dee...dye...dee...dye...dee...dyyyyeeee!!!
Ayumi: We'll see you next time on “Whose Line is it Anime?”!