Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Whose Line is it Anyway? Yu-Gi-Oh's! ❯ Ch 3 ( Chapter 3 )

Whose Line is it Anyway? Yu-Gi-Oh's!

Ch 3

[Time is frozen. Sailor Pluto appears]

Pluto: Hi. I'm going to show you a Scenes from a Hat that didn't make the final cut. Namely because the girls couldn't find it. I have it and I will show it to you. Don't worry. No one will ever know.

Liger: Hey, Sailor Pluto!

Pluto: Yahh!

Houou: Hi, Trista!

Pluto: DON'T CALL ME TRISTA!

Houou: Fine, Setsuna.

Pluto: DON'T CALL ME SETSUNA!

Houou: Fine, stupid time guardian.

Pluto: THAT'S IT! [attacks Houou]

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Liger: Time to play Scenes from a Hat!

Houou: Uhhh…I can't find the hat.

Everyone: WHAT?!

Houou: I know! [begins hitting herself] Stupid, stupid, stupid, why, why, why, it doesn't make sense!

[A paper is thrown at Liger]

Liger: A generous donor whose name we forgot to get…

Houou: Stupid, stupid, stu…

[Liger whacks her with a plunger. Houou goes unconscious]

Liger: Has donated eight topics for us to use! Weird things you would teach if English was a second language.

Kaiba: Repeat with me class, Joey is a puppy.

Liger: If Yami was as tall as Stuart Little.

Yami: I play the Dark Magician! [pretends to lift a card bigger than him and falls over from the mass]

Pegasus: You can't beat me, Yugi-boy! [pretends to stomp on Yami. Liger throws the plunger at him again]

Liger: What Pegasus is thinking right now.

Pegasus: QUIT THROWING THE [BEEP] ING PLUNGER AT ME! [throws plunger at Liger. She ducks. Houou sits up and the plunger knocks her out again.]

Liger: Why Pegasus doesn't have a yami.

[Malik and Yami come out]

Malik: Oh, hi Pegasus, I'm your Yami! Oh, no, no, no, this hair won't do! [starts messing with Yami's hair] Oh and those clothes aren't you! And you are simply too fat!

[Yami 'strangles' Malik. Kaiba comes out]

Yami: Croquet, put this idiot in the farthest dungeon away from me.

Kaiba: Sure thing. [drags Malik off stage]

Liger: Legolas drunk. [looks at Houou] Good thing she's out cold.

Malik: [drags Kaiba out] Sure Frodo, I can still shoot an apple off your head! [shoots an arrow that lands in Kaiba's foot]

Kaiba: OWWWWW!!!!! MY FOOT!!!!!!!!!

Liger: Frodo sober. Riiight.

Kaiba: [asleep on the floor]

Liger: Why we never see Pegasus drunk from all the friggin wine we see in the TV show.

Houou: [sits up] It's not fair! The stupid dubbers should not rename him Marik! [Liger knocks her out again.]

Yami: [takes two glasses of water. Drinks out of one, and makes it look like he's peeing with the other one.]

Pegasus: How'd you know?!

Liger: [eye twitching] Why a gay hillbilly would say to the former pharaoh.

Pegasus: Hey farrow. Wanna sleep with my father's aunt's uncle's grandson, which is me?

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Houou: Ha! Take that! [swings Homerun bat and sends Pluto flying.]

Liger: Let's play Props! [hands Yami and Malik two foam circles. One has a mouth in a smile cut out and the other has a mouth in a frown cut out. Houou hands Pegasus and Kaiba an extension cord] I don't have to explain it, do I?

Malik: No. [holds circles up]

Yami: Look, ma. Grecian masks!

Pegasus: [plays an Indian flute song while making the cord move like a snake. Kaiba throws money]

Yami: [holds one] A tisket, a tasket, a [looks at the circle] green and green basket!

Pegasus: The-ring-card-Bakura-used-whose-name-I-can't-remember!

Kaiba: [has cord wrapped around him]

Malik: Somehow, Yami, I don't think these bowling balls will work.

Kaiba: So that's where the wavebird controllers' cords went.

Yami: [circles around ankles] Like my shoes?

Kaiba: [has cord shaped in Princess Kakyuu's hairstyle] Oh, hi, I'm Princess Fireball.

Pegasus: Kakyuu.

Kaiba: Same thing

Malik: [circles are beaks] Quack, quack.

[Kaiba has the cord near his…ah…manhood.]

Pegasus: You're right. Yours is longer.

Houou: Did we really need to hear that?

Pegasus: Yep.

Liger: Let's now play Irish Drinking Song!

Houou: Wait! We need a pianist! I like that word! Pianist, pianist, pianist!

Liger: IS ANYONE A PIANIST?!

Shadi: I am. [Liger falls over]

Houou: Okay! We're playing Irish Drinking song and Shadi's the pianist! Your subject is Supermarket Sweep! [It's a game show]

[Music begins]

Everyone: Oh, dai, di, dai, di, dai, di, dai, di, dai, di, dai, di, dai!

Yami: On PAX TV

Kaiba: Which we all just got

Malik: I watch Supermarket Sweep

Pegasus: I like it a lot.

Yami: People win 5000 bucks

Kaiba: The host aint that cute

Malik: Ummm…hi guys!

Pegasus: I think he is a fruit!

Everyone: Oh, dai, di, dai, di, dai, di, dai, di, dai, di, dai, di, dai!

Kaiba: They compare prices

Malik: And for time to race

Pegasus: They run around the supermarket

Yami: Good thing it's not outer space

Kaiba: The Round Robin's kind of fun

Malik: And very fast paced

Pegasus: I wanna steal baby formula

Yami: Let's begin the race!

Everyone: Oh, dai, di, dai, di, dai, di, dai, di, dai, di, dai, di, dai!

Malik: You can only grab 5

Pegasus: Except for special items

Yami: Such as candy and bagels

Kaiba: And some giant items.

Malik: The highest bill runs again

Pegasus: For 5000 bucks

Yami: And if they can't find it

Kaiba: Well that just sucks!

Everyone: Oh, dai, di, dai, di, dai, di, dai, di, dai, di, dai, di, dai!

Pegasus: I wish I could go there

Yami: No, you do not!

Kaiba: Are you two going?

Malik: I'll tie you in a knot!

Pegasus: Yami, Bakura and Malik

Yami: And our hikaris on a bus

Kaiba: Why do you get to go?

Malik: Liger's making us!

Everyone: Oh, dai, di, dai, di, dai, di, dai, di, dai, di, dai, di, dai! Oh, dai, di, dai, di, dai, di, dai, di, daaaaaaaai, diiiiiii, daaaaaaaaaai, diiiiiiiiiii, daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai!

Houou: Too bad you're not writing a fic about that!

Liger: Oh, shut up.