Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Why Yami Yugi Failed Woodshop ❯ The Scrollsaw Strikes Back ( Chapter 1 )

Why Yami Failed Woodshop

Chapter 1: The Scrollsaw Strikes Back

Aleuwolf: ^_^ Guess what! I'm back with a new fic!

Snowfang: -_- Oh joy.

Stephwolf: Lighten up Snow! I know you hate YGO, but please be more considerate of Aleu's feelings.

Snowfang: -_- Why? YuGiOh sucks.

Jordan: NO YUGIOH DOESN'T SUCK!!! TEA DOES!!! *evil laughter*

Melissa: -_-;; Didn't he just get out of the mental hospital?

Aleuwolf: -_-;; Apparently they couldn't cure him.

Stephwolf: Why does he hate Tea so much?

Aleuwolf: -_-;; He just does Steph. He just does.

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Teacher: Okay class, here are your Term 2 report cards! *hands out reports*

Tea: ^_^ Straight A's!

Yugi: ^_^ Solid B Average!

Yami: HOW COULD I FAIL WOODSHOP?!

Yugi: Let's see your report...

Yami: Sure. *hands over report*

Yugi: Hmm, A in History obviously, A in Ancient Civilizations... like we didn't all see that coming... Oh! You're right! You DID fail Woodshop!

Joey: I got a C in that class.

Yami: HOW COULD MR. MORTENSON FAIL ME????

[Yami] Bakura: Remember the incident with the Scrollsaw, pharaoh?

Yami: *pauses* Oh yeah...

***FLASHBACK***

Yami: Yugi, I smell fire.

Yugi: YAMI! You're leaving the blade in one spot for too long! Your wood will burn!

Bakura: *walks over to watch* No, keep the blade there! I want to see the wood catch on fire! Maybe it'll even spread to his hair!

Ryou [Bakura]: *horrified* Bakura! How could you think of such a thing???

Yami: *starts to move the blade*

Yugi: See? That wasn't so hard!

Yami: Yugi, my wood is shaking.

Yugi: Yami! Hold it down to the table more or it'll shoot out!

Yami: I'm supposed to hold it down to the table?

Yugi: TOO LATE!! DUCK! *dives beneath a table*

Yami: Yugi, what are you... *wood shoots out from the saw* Oops...

*The wood shoots out and hits Tea in the head*

Tea: YEOW! *the wood hits her and flies into the air towards the skylight window*

Window: *shatters*

Mr. Mortenson: YAMI MOTOU!

*The wood falls back down and hits Mr. Mortenson in the head*

Mr. Mortenson: X__________X *unconcious*

Yami: Um, do you think I'll lose marks for that?

***END FLASHBACK***

Yami: Okay, but that was just ONE thing! I can't get an F for knocking out the teacher ONCE!

Yugi: Yami, what about all the other things that went wrong?

Yami: *scowls* Like what?

Yugi: -_-;; Like what happened with the Drill Press

*****

Jordan: You tortured Tea!!!!! YES! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Melissa: -_-;; Should we send him BACK to the mental hospital?

Aleuwolf: -_-;; No, they couldn't cure him the first time. The Loony Bin is more like it.

Snowfang: *sniffs* Tea is my favourite character! T_T

Stephwolf: Can we send HER to the mental hospital?

Aleuwolf: Well, if she LIKES Tea, we should send her to the Loony Bin with Jordan.

Jordan: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I COULDN'T BEAR TO BE LOCKED UP WITH A TEA-LOVER!!!! I'LL DIE!!!!!!!

Aleuwolf: You're right. How 'bout the intensive care unit at the hospital?

Jordan: How come I'm the only BOY in our group?

Aleuwolf: ^_^ Cuz you are. Tune in next time for DEATH BY DRILL PRESS. Please review.