Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Wingzero's Yu-Gi-Oh Outtakes ❯ Yugi's Little Secret chapter 1 ( Chapter 1 )

Wingzero: I decided to start another fic. This will contain the bloopers from all of my fics. Hope you like it.

DS: They had better.

Wingzero: *playfully slaps her yami* You'll scare them away.

DS: ………………

Ray: Will it have any from your Beyblade fics?

Wingzero: Of course it would, but I don't know if I should put it into a separate fic.

Tyson: This can't be good.

Max: I thinks it's fun!

Wingzero: Now, why can't you be more like Max??

Kai: Because we're concerned for our safety.

Wingzero: Then I'll make a separate fic for Beyblade!!!

Tyson & Kai: O.O AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Disclaimer: Don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or Beyblade. Never did, never will. What a shame!

Scene: ~ Poles & Hikaris Wheee!!!!! ^-^~

Yugi: *runs towards his house crying*

Seto: *walks around minding his own business*

Yugi: *runs into a pole* @_@

Seto: And I thought that was a yami thing.

Scene: ~Uhhh, am I in this scene?~

Yugi: *runs towards his house crying*

Seto: *no where to be seen*

Yugi: *stops and taps his foot*

Seto: *sleeping on a nearby bench*

Wingzero: SETO!!!

Seto: ACK!!! *falls off the bench with a loud THUD!!!*

Scene: ~Random Beyblade characters~

Yugi: *runs towards his house crying*

Tyson: *wanders onto the set*

Yugi: *runs into Tyson*

Wingzero: TYSON!!! *chases Tyson off the set*

Tyson: I'M SORRY!!! I DIDN'T KNOW!!! REALLY!!! *runs for his life*

Scene: ~Was that in the script?~

Yugi: *pulls off the pillow and blows a raspberry*

Yami: Say it, don't spray it!

Yugi: ……………….. Is that even in the script?

Scene: ~The many uses of glue. --~

Yugi: …………….

Yami: Well, Aibou……..

Yugi: *muffled* I'm stuck to the pillow!

Yami: Oi!

Bakura: *snickers while holding a bottle of glue behind his back*

Scene: ~Yugy, gay? Whoever knew?~

Yugi: Yami.

Grandpa: O_o My grandson is gay!!!

Yugi: I'm half girl.

Grandpa: I knew that.

Scene: ~MINE!!!!~

Yugi: Yami.

Tea: *storms onto the set and goes to strangle Yugi*

DS: *runs onto the set, knocks Tea out, and drags the unconscious annoying dancer off set*

Grandpa: O_o

Yugi: ^_______^

Scene: ~Get a clue. >.>~

Yugi: Yami.

Grandpa: Self-centered!!

Everyone else: -_-;;;

Scene: ~Never saw that coming.~

Yugi: Pegasus.

Grandpa: *faints* @_@

Yami: O.O WHAT!!!!

Everyone else: >.<

Scene: ~Please read the script!!!~

Yugi: *surfs the net*

Yami: We were looking all over for you. Why did you leave?

Yugi: I needed to check my e-mail.

Wingzero: That's not in the script.

Scene: ~Ooooo, pretty colors.~

Yugi: *surfs the net*

Yami: We were looking all over for you. Why did you leave?

Yugi: *ignores Yami*

Joey: Hey, Yug. Your line. *pokes Yugi*

Yugi: *mesmerized by the screen*

Wingzero: CRAP!!!

Scene: ~Thou shall not view porn in the presence of women.~

Yugi: *surfs the net*

Yami: We were looking all over for you. Why did you leave?

Joey: Are you looking at porn?

Yugi & Yami: JOEY!!!

Tea, Serenity, & Mai: *b*tch slaps Joey*

Wingzero: JOEY!!! THIS IS A PG-13 FIC!!!!

Scene: ~Puppy dog eyes, eh?~

Yugi: Could we go to the beach? *gives yami the cute puppy dog eyes*

Yami: *stares at the ceiling*

Wingzero: You're supposed to look at Yugi!

Yami: …………………..

Scene: ~Pharaoh, defeated by cuteness???? O_o Who knew?~

Yugi: Could we go to the beach? *gives yami the cute puppy dog eyes*

Yami: *nervously twitching* Too cute! Too cute!

Scene: ~And we thought they were evil. v.v;;;~

Satan: *wears a coat*

Devils: *building snowmen and making snow angels*

Wingzero: CUT!! You're supposed to ice skate, have snow fights, and stomp on snow angels.

Devils: -_-;;

Scene: ~Paging Yami~

Yugi: Yami.

Yami: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Yugi: Yami!

Yami: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Yugi: YAMI!!

Yami: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Yugi: *shakes the puzzle viciously*

Yami: *lands on the floor with a THUD!!* Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Yugi: -_-;;;

Scene: ~*drool* Wouldn't we like that?~

Yugi: Yami.

Yami: *comes out inside a shower tub* O.O AAAAAYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Scene: ~Last thing we need: sugar high hikari.~

Yugi: Yami.

Yami: *comes out with a batch of freshly baked cookies*

Yugi: *glomps Yami* Thankyouthankyouthankyou!!

Wingzero: --

Wingzero: Well, I hope you like it. This is for the first chapter. If I get enough reviews, I'll go onto chapter 2.

Seto: *crawls on his knees begging* No, please don't!!

Joey: No comments.

Ishtar: Quit whining and take it like a man!

Yami: Yeah, especially since most of them are me and my aibou!!

Seto: *gets up* I knew that. *brushes himself off*

Bakura: -- Yeah right.

DS: Sure you did.

Seto: What is this? Yamis gang up on Seto day?

Ishtar: I'm fine with that.

DS: *has an evil glint in her eyes*

Yami: I could go for it.

Bakura: My favorite hobby.

Seto: *nervously inches his way to the exit* I'll see you guys later.

Yamis: You can count on it!

Seto: *makes a mad dash to the exit*

Wingzero: SOMEBODY has to drag him back in here.

Yamis: Oh we'll take care of that. *evil smirk*

Wingzero: --