Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Wingzero's Yu-Gi-Oh Outtakes ❯ Yugi's Little Secrets: Forgive Me ( Chapter 3 )

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Wingzero: *watches as the yamis drag Seto off somewhere*

Seto: *clutching the papers to his insurance and praying to any god*

Yugi: Where are they off to?

Wingzero: Most likely our newly built torture chamber.

Ryou: Oh dear. I'm glad I got him that insurance.

Malik: This should be interesting. WAIT FOR ME!!!! *runs after them*

Yugi: Okay.

Disclaimers: Don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, Lord of the Rings, or Cardcaptor Sakura.

Scene: ~Not a crybaby.~

Yami: *reads script*

Wingzero: Well……………

Yami: I don't cry.

Wingzero: Suck it up!

Scene: ~At least he tried. v.v~

Yami: Boohoo.

Wingzero: You can do much better than that!!

Scene: ~He could do much better~

Yami: *attempts* Boohoo!

Wingzero: YAMI!!!

Scene: ~That was rude.~

Seto: Did you get a name?

Servant: He wouldn't give it to me. And he has brought his friends with him? Should I send them up?

Seto: MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! LEAVE 'EM THERE!!!!!!

Wingzero: SETO!!!

Scene: ~'Do not disturb' signs may come in handy now.~

Seto: Did you get a name?

Servant: He wouldn't give it to me. And he has brought his friends with him? Should I send them up?

Seto: Did I not say do not disturb us?

Servant: No.

Scene: ~Burn, baby, burn!~

Seto: Did you get a name?

Servant: He wouldn't give it to me. And he has brought his friends with him? Should I send them up?

Yugi: O_o Who in their right mind would visit you?

Scene: ~Who gave Mokuba sugar?~

Seto: Did you get a name?

Servant: He wouldn't give it to me. And he has brought his friends with him? Should I send them up?

Mokuba: *jumps up from his seat* I'll get them. *runs out the door*

Seto: Note to self: Never allow Mokuba to have cereal full of sugar.

Scene: ~Hormones? No the script. -.-~

Seto: Did you sleep well?

Yugi: Yes I did.

Seto: You seem cheerful today.

Yugi: I can't help it. It's this stupid script!

Wingzero: Yugi!

Scene: ~Innocent, my @$$!~

Seto: You seem cheerful today.

Yugi: I can't help it. It's these )&^*%&^%) hormones!

Seto: *covers his little brother's ears*

Wingzero: -- And I thought he was the innocent one.

Scene: ~May I recommend, heath classes?~

Seto: You seem cheerful today.

Yugi: I can't help it. It's these hormones.

Mokuba: What's hormones?

Scene: ~Special privileges.~

Seto: You seem cheerful today.

Yugi: I can't help it. It's these hormones.

Seto: *whispers in Yugi's ear* Wanna private tour of my bed?

Yugi: *blushes several shades of red*

Yami: *drags Seto off set and maims him*

Scene: ~O_O!!! Attack of the sugar high hikaris!!!!

Seto: You seem cheerful today.

Yugi: Aren't I always!!!

Seto: *thinks* I'm not giving him anything with sugar!!!

Scene: ~My, aren't we alert?~

Seto: Do I have to say it?

Wingzero: Yes you do!!

Yugi: I can't help it. It's these hormones.

Seto: -_-

Scene: *Run away card.~

Seto: You seem cheerful today.

Yugi: I can't help it. It's these hormones.

Sakura: *runs onto the set breathing deeply* Have you seen Dash?

Everyone: ???????

Sakura: A yellow fox like creature that can run really fast.

Everyone: Oh.

Wingzero: Aren't you supposed to be in the next studio?

Sakura: *sweatdrops* Yeah. Unfortunately, Dash escaped.

Everyone else: *points in the direction Dash took*

Sakura: *runs after her card*

Scene: ~And visitors drop by.~

Seto: You seem cheerful today.

Yugi: I can't help it. It's these hormones.

Pippin: I don't think we're in Rivendell, anymore.

Merry: --;;; What ever gave you that idea.

Seto: What are you doing in my mansion!!!

Scene: ~Never follow a dwarf.~

Seto: You seem cheerful today.

Yugi: I can't help it. It's these ………..

Aragorn: I believe we are headed the wrong way.

Legolas: -_- I could have told you that.

Gimli: I followed the map.

Legolas: Never trust a dwarf for directions.

Aragorn: Amen to that!

Gimli: Humph!!

Yugi: What are you doing?

Aragorn: We are searching for the ring.

Seto: Ring?

Legolas: We're going to destroy the accursed ring!!!

Yugi: O_o You can't.

Aragorn: And why not?

Yugi: The ring belongs to Ryou.

LotR crew: ????????

Wingzero: The millennium ring, not the ring of power.

Everyone: Oops!

Scene: ~Oh, we really know what he wants.~

Seto: You seem cheerful today.

Yugi: I can't help it. It's these hormones.

Boromir: *runs through the set before tackling Bakura* I HAVE FINALLY FOUND YOU

SAURON AND YOU WON'T GET AWAY FROM ME THIS TIME!!!!! *tries to strangle the white haired soul stealer*

Bakura: o_O GET OFF OF ME!!!!

Wingzero: BOROMIR!!!

Boromir: Yes?

Wingzero: You have Bakura, not Sauron under you.

Boromir: Ehehehe. Oops.

Scene: ~Some hiding place we have here.~

Seto: You seem cheerful today.

Yugi: I can't help it. It's these hormones.

Mokuba: *opens a cabinet* ACK!!!! *falls on his rear end*

Sam: See, I told you hiding here wasn't a very good idea.

Frodo: Shut up.

Wingzero: As much as I like them, I'll have to put a ban on LotR characters until we get this stupid scene finished!!!

Scene: ~Yami the mutt.~

Yami: Please listen to me. ……………. WHAT!!!! I DO NOT BEG!!!!

Wingzero: You will!!!

Scene: ~O_o An aggressive Yugi?~

Yami: Please listen to me.

Yugi: I never want to speak to you again unless I'm on the top!

Wingzero: Keep your personal lives out of the studio!

Scene: ~Well, what did you expect after last night?~

Yami: Please listen to me.

Yugi: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Yami: -_-;;;;

Wingzero: Oi!

Scene: ~Spontaneous love life.~

Yami: Please listen to me.

Yugi: *turns back to Yami* I never want to speak to you again!

Yami: *tackles Yugi and starts making out with him*

Wingzero: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NO MAKING OUT ON THE SET!!!!

Scene: ~Someone restrain the duel monsters!!!~

Yami: Please listen to me.

Yugi: *turns his back to Yami* I never want to speak to you again!

Calin: *runs into the room and dives behind his masters*

Mirai: *storms into the room and scans for an annoying elf*

Wingzero: CUT!!

Scene: ~Someone get these Ring Wraiths glasses STAT!!!!!~

Yami: *holds out a promise ring* This is a promise ring.

Ring Wraiths: *run onto the set and tackle Yami*

Yugi: Huh?

Scene: ~The irony of it all.~

Yami: *holds out a promise ring* This is a promise ring.

Yugi: I know that. Who do you think I am, Duo Maxwell?

Duo: *pops into the set* I resent that!!!

Wingzero: Hey DS, your pilot is here!!!

DS: I'm just giddie with joy.

Scene: ~Can anyone say possessive?~

Yami: *holds out a promise ring* This is a promise ring.

Tea: *screeches* THAT'S MINE!!!! MINE, I TELL YAH!!!!!

Everyone: SHUT UP!!!

Scene: ~*whistles innocently*~

Yami: *holds out a promise ring* This is a promise ring.

Frodo: *pops onto the set* HEY!!! *snatches the ring and leaves*

Yami: O.O

Scene: ~Klutz attack.~

Yami: *holds out a promise ring* This is a promise ring.

Yugi: I know that.

Yami: …………..

Yugi: *snatches the ring and falls* OWIE!!!

Yami: *goes and kisses Yugi*

Scene: *Beans, beans, the magical fruit.~

Yami: *holds out a promise ring* This is a promise ring.

Yugi: I know that.

Yami: ……………

Yugi: *snatches the ring*

Yami: *falls off the bed*

Yugi: *laughing his head off, then farts* Excuse me.

Yami: @_@

Tyson & Duo: *bring in an entire bowl of beans*

Yugi: ^_______^

Tyson, Duo, & Yugi: *eating the beans while farting*

Yami: X_X

Scene: ~Someone needs a spanking. >.>~

Yami: Aibou, you're not telling me something.

Yugi: Don't call me Aibou!!! Call me hot n' sexy!!

Yami: ^______^ Okay!!

Wingzero: *opens her mouth to say something, then shuts it* Why do I even bother?

Scene: ~Never give Yugi caffeine.~

Yami: Aibou, you're not telling me something.

Yugi: Don't call me Aibou!!! In fact, don't call me at all!!! *kicks Yami out of his soul room*

Yami: *blink, blink, blink, blink*

Scene: ~I will refrain from any comments. --~

Yami: Aibou, you're not telling me something.

Yugi: Yeah. I'm pregnant.

Yami: *faints* @_@

Scene: ~I will refrain from any comments. - take 2~

Yami: Aibou, you're not telling me something.

Yugi: I told you I'm pregnant.

Yami: *faints* @_@

Yugi: --;;;;;

Scene: ~I will refrain from any comments. - take 3~

Yami: Aibou, you're not telling me something.

Yugi: For the millionth time, I'M PREGNANT!!!

Yami: O.O *faints* @_@

Yugi: *throws up his hands in defeat*

Wingzero: /DS, are you finished with him?/

DS: //Not in a long shot.//

Wingzero: /Please, try not to kill him./

DS: //Awww. You take the fun out of life.//

Wingzero: /We'll need him to finish the fic./

DS://You have a point.//

Wingzero: Anyways, the more reviews I receive the faster I post these chappies!!