Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Winter Cruise? SWEET! ❯ Chappie One ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Disclaimer guy: Why is it always me that has to do this? I QUIT!

Lily Fairy: Hey wait! If you don't do it, who does?

Disclaimer guy: I don't care!

Lily Fairy: *sigh* I, Lily Fairy, don't own these Characters or Yu-Gi-Oh!

Yami Bakura: Thankfully.

Lily Fairy: WHAT?

Yami Bakura: Nothing, nothing.

Lily Fairy: Maybe I should do something to you in this chapter.

Yami Bakura: o.O

Yami: YES!

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Chapter One

Yugi: (runs into game shop) I can't believe it! I won!

Grandpa: (was dozing until Yugi woke him up) Yugi! Is there something wrong?

Yugi: No! Everything is perfect!

Grandpa: Then why did you burst in here screeching?

Yugi: I just won a cruise for fifteen to the Bahama Islands. It's during winter vacation!

Grandpa: But Yugi, I already have plans.

Yugi: (oblivious to the fact that his grandpa wants to go) That's alright you don't have to go. I'm inviting Joey, Mai, Tristan, Bakura, Yami Bakura, Tèa, Marik, Yami Marik, Kaiba, Mokuba, Duke, Ishizu, Serenity, and my Yami.

Grandpa: Well......okay then.

Yugi: YAY! Oh, and Grandpa?

Grandpa: Yes?

Yugi: Do you think you can drive us there? Pleeeeeease?

Grandpa: *sigh* Fine, but we'll have to rent a bigger van.

Yugi: Yessss!! I'll go call everyone now!

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Yugi: (On the phone with Joey) So anyway, I won a trip for fourteen people for a cruise through the Bahamas. Do you think you and Serenity can come?

Joey: Sure I'll come Yug. Lemme just ask Serenity first. SERENITY!

Serenity: WHAT??

Joey: YUGI'S INVITING US TO GO WIT HIM ON A CRUISE THROUGH THE BAHAMAS. WANNA COME?

Serenity: OKAY! NOW SHUT UP! TELLY-TUBBIES IS ON!

Joey: *sweat drop* Uh, okay. She said that she'll come.

Yugi: Great! Well come to the game shop 6:00 AM on Friday! *Hangs up* Next, Bakura. *Dials Bakura's number*

Bakura: *Picks up phone* Hello?

Yugi: Hi Bakura! *Tells Bakura about the trip* So can you come with your Yami?

Bakura: I'll come but I doubt that my -HEY!

Yugi: Bakura?!

Yami Bakura: Heh, he's tied up at the moment. *snickers*

Yami: (in background) Stupid tomb robber.

Yami Bakura: SHUT UP PHARAOH! Anyway, I'll come, but only if I get lots of presents. *rants on and on.*

Yugi: Ok then. Come to my house 6:00 AM on Friday! *Hangs up*

Yami: I can't believe that you invited that shitty son of a --

Yugi: Yami, he would have come anyway. And what have a told you about cursing?

Yami: *rolls eyes*

Yugi: Anyway, Tristan next. *Calls up Tristan and explains about time and place. Blah, blah, blah*

Tristan: Will Serenity be there?

Yugi: Uh, yeah.

Tristan: I'M THERE! Plus, we might even wind up with a cabin together!

Yugi: Uh, riiiiight. Bye. *Hangs up.* Okay, next the Kaiba brothers. *Calls them up*

Kaiba Corp Operator: Hello? Kaiba Corp. Please state your name.

Yugi: Yugi Moto.

Kaiba Corp Operator: Please state your business.

Yugi: Can I just talk to Kaiba?

Kaiba Corp Operator: Do you have an appointment?

Yugi: NO! Can I just talk to him?

Kaiba Corp Operator: Hmm, maybe I can set you up on July 28, 2856?

Yugi: ARGH! *Hangs up.*

Yami: I think you're supposed to call his home number.

Yugi: Oh. You're right!

Yami: *rolls eyes again*

Yugi: *dials Kaiba's home phone number*

Mokuba: *Picks up* Hello, Kaiba Mansion. Mokuba speaking.

Yugi: Hi Mokuba! It's Yugi. Can I talk to you're brother please?

Mokuba: Sure. Just hold on a minute. *Runs up 5 staircases and down a long hallway to Seto's office.* Big Brother!

Seto: What is it Mokuba? I'm busy.

Mokuba: Yugi's on the phone and he wants to talk to you.

Seto: You interrupted me JUST for THAT! Go tell him to gel up his hair again.

Mokuba: Ok. *Runs down 5 staircases and down a long hallway back to the phone, which unfortunately, had a chord.* *Panting* Yugi, Seto says that he's too busy right now.

Yugi: Well, can you tell your brother that it's really important? Besides, he might like what I have to say.

Mokuba: Ok. *Runs up 5 staircases again and down a long hallway back to Seto's office* He says it urgent, big Bro!

Seto: I said NO!

Mokuba: I'm NOT running back down again to tell him that. *Unplugs Seto's computer*

Seto: O.O

Mokuba: GO DOWN THERE AND TALK TO HIM!

Seto: You're dead when I'm done with Yugi. *Walks over to elevator that takes him down 5 levels. Walks down long hallway to the phone. Picks it up. What the hell do you want?

Yugi: Hi Seto! Took you long enough! ^_^ *Explains time and place*

Seto: What makes you think that we're going to come?

Mokuba: *Walks up to Seto and rips an important paper in his face* We're going wherever Yugi wants us to go, or else you can say bye to your papers!

Seto: FINE! We're going! Happy?!

Yugi: Uh, ok. See you then. *Quickly hangs up.* Okay, now Mai. *Calls Mai*

Mai: Hey, the beautiful Mai speaking.

Yugi: *sweat drop* Uh, hi Mai. It's Yugi.

Mai: YUGI! Hi!

Yugi: *Explains, yada yada yada. *

Mai: A CRUISE? WITH CLUBS AND PARTIES?

Yugi: Uh-huh.

Mai: I'M SO THERE! *Hangs up.*

Yugi: *Tèa's next!!! Yay! Hope she comes! Calls Tèa*

Tèa: Hello, Tèa speaking. Before you say anything, friendship is AWESOME!

Yugi: Hi Tèa! ^_^

Tèa: Hi Yugi! You're my bestest friend!

Yugi: *blushes* Uh, right! *Explains*

Tèa: I'm going!

Yugi: Ok. ^-^ *The Ishtars next.*

Yami: You invited that friendship bitch?!

Yugi: Don't call her that!

Yami: Ooh. Yugi's got a girlfriend!

Yugi: Do not! *blushing 25 shades of red* *Calls up Ishizu*

Ishizu: Hello?

Yugi: Hi Ishizu! It's Yugi!

Ishizu: Hello Yugi!

Yugi: *Explains once again*

Ishizu: Okay, I can come.

Yugi: Great! *Hangs up. Lastly, Marik and his Yami! He dials*

Yami Marik: *In half-asleep voice* Hello? I'm trying to sleep here.

Yugi: *thinking: at 4:00 in the afternoon?*

Marik: *Grabs phone from his Yami* Sorry about that. Who's speaking?

Yugi: Hi Marik! It's Yugi! *Explains once again.*

Marik: Sure I'll come. Lemme just ask Yami if he wants to come too. YAMI!

Yami Marik: I'LL COME! JUST LET ME SLEEP!

Marik: I guess he'll go. See ya then Yugi.

Yugi: Bye!

Yugi: Last but not least, Duke. *Calls up Duke*

Duke: Yeah?

Yugi: Hi Duke! It's Yugi!

Duke: Hello Yugi.

Yugi: I just won a cruise through the Bahamas! *explains*

Duke: I'm there!

Yugi: See ya then! *Phew, that was a lot!* This is going to be so much fun Yami! Yami?

Yami: *Too busy grumbling about tomb robbers and friendship bitches to listen*

Yugi: YAMI!

Yami: Huh? What?

Yugi: I called everyone and they're all coming.

Yami: Oh... that's nice.

Yugi: You have to be nice to Bakura's Yami. Oh, and did I mention that you have to bring a present for everyone including him?

Yami: WHAT??!!

Yugi: Heh, must've forgotten to mention it. *Runs out of room*

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Yami: You didn't do anything to the f***ing tomb robber!

Lily Fairy: *Painting nails* Must've slipped.

Yami Bakura: *whew!*

Yami: Burn in hell.