Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Winter Cruise? SWEET! ❯ Four ( Chapter 4 )

Chapter Four

Lily Fairy: The disclaimer guy has quit once again. *sigh*

Yugi: I'll do it for you!

Lily Fairy: Awwwwwww. Thank you.

Yugi: Lily Fairy doesn't own us or anything that has to do with Yu-Gi-Oh!

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Yami: If those two shitty pieces of crap even think about—

Yugi: Yami, they'll be fine, and NO CURSING!

Yami: Yeah, right.

Yugi: Why should they get scary movies?

Yami: They know that scary movies freak you out, and they enjoy seeing that.

Yugi: Scary movies don't freak me out!

Yami: Yugi, PG movies scare you.

Yugi: Do not!

Yami: *sigh* Yugi, you are scared. I can read your mind, remember?

Yugi: Okay, so I was 15 when I first watched a scary movie and flipped.

Yami: Yugi, you're 15 now!

Yugi: So? *Notices a big and fake-looking Abominable Snowman balloon* *Runs in circles screaming*

Yami: When will he learn?

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Meanwhile, the girls had gotten a tiny artificial tree to make Christmas more “Christmas-y.”

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Yami Marik: Which movie should we get?

Yami Bakura: How about something scary?

Y. Marik: They told us not to get anything scary.

Y. Bakura: Since when did you listen to them?

Y. Marik: True.

Y. Bakura: *picks out American Nightmare, Panic Room, and The Mummy.

Y. Marik: This'll be so much fun! We'll get to scare the pants off Yugi and his pathetic little friends!

Y. Bakura and Y. Marik: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Other tape borrowers: O.O

They pay with the movies with the money that they stole from their lighter halves for the movies and leave.

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Outside the pizza parlor.

Yugi: I called everyone and this is what we all want: three pepperoni and sausage pizzas, one bacon and ham, one with olives, green peppers, and onions, and one with extra cheese.

Yami: Who wants the green pepper? It's disgusting!

Yugi: Tèa does.

Yami: Yuck!

Yugi: Don't make fun of her! So what if she likes it?

Yami: You're defending the friendship bitch?

Yugi: *blushing* No! And NO CURSING, YAMI!

Yami: Okay, okay. Don't have a cow!

Yugi: *Walks into pizza parlor and orders* Oh, and add in 2 liters of Coke.

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Tristan: *walking around the Coastal Deck with Joey* So, who did you get for Secret Santa?

Joey: Why should I tell you?

Tristan: Because I'm your friend.

Joey: Don't start acting like that friendship bitch!

Tristan: Jeez!

Joey: Okay, okay. I got Mai.

Tristan: Oooooo. Why don't you get her an engagement ring?!

Joey: Shut up! *blushing*

Tristan: Okay, I'll stop. Do you what to get her yet?

Joey: No. But I want “someting” extra special.

Tristan: Just get her some clothes. That's what all girls want right?

Joey: Hmmm.

Tristan: You like her a lot don't you?

Joey: NO!

Tristan: Sure you don't.

Joey: TRISTAN!

Tristan: Okay, okay. *mutters* jeez, Kaiba's right. He is a dog.

Joey: What was that?

Tristan: Nothing.

Joey: Who'd you get?

Tristan: *sighs and gets all dreamy.*

Joey: Oh, no. You got Serenity, didn't you?

Tristan: Uh-huh.

Joey: Oh, god. All hell will break loose!

Tristan: Huh?

Joey: Nothing. Anyway, what're you gonna get her?

Tristan: I'm gonna get her… Hey, wait a sec. What AM I gonna get her?

Joey: It'd better not be a kiss or somethin' like that `cause if it is, I'll break your neck!

Tristan: Not if I break yours first, MUTT!

Joey: WHAT?!

Tristan and Joey start tumbling around fighting. They suddenly roll into the way of a room service cart.

Tristan and Joey: AAAAAAAAAH! *jump out of the way and almost got flattened in an oncoming crowd.

Ship person / waiter: Hey watch it you punks!

Joey: Shut up.

Ship person / waiter: What was that? Would you liked to be tossed over board?

Tristan: *clamping hand on Joey's mouth* That's alright. We're okay, no need to do that. Heh-heh. *quickly drags Joey down a corridor*

Joey: *suddenly spies a jewelry store* Hey! Look at that necklace!

Tristan: Looks nice. I'm buyin' it.

Before Joey could protest to say that he saw it first, Tristan went into the store and spent $99.99 on it.

Joey: Hey I was gonna buy it!

Tristan: Tough luck.

Joey: But now, I'm happy that I didn't buy it, `cause you only have one cent left to spare from all the money that Yug gave us.

Tristan: Who cares? As long as Serenity loves it…

Joey: I wish I knew what I'm getting Mai.

Tristan: You'll find something. Now let's get back to the cabin. I don't wanna miss the movies and pizza.

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Everyone is in Seto's and Mokuba's cabin, which was the largest out of all of theirs because Seto had paid extra to the guy in charge of the boat. (a/n anybody know what the word is?)

Yami sees what movies Y. Bakura and Y. Marik got which happen to be The Grudge and Psycho and American Nightmare (a/n I don't know if the last one is a real movie or not).

Yami: You bitches!

Y. Bakura: Shut up you f***ing pharaoh! You're more of a bitch than I am!

Yami: Slut!

Y. Bakura: Porcupine head!

Yami: Girly hair!

Both Yamis are trying to strangle each other at this point. Yugi steps between them.

Yugi: CUT IT OUT!

Yami: *muttering* Bitch…

Y. Bakura: *under breath* Shitty slut…

Yugi: Let's just eat the pizza.

Joey: FOOD!

Everyone starts fighting for the pizza before the pigs (hint hint Joey and Tristan) could eat all of it.

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