Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Winter Cruise? SWEET! ❯ Six ( Chapter 6 )

Chapter Six

 

Yugi: Ahem, Lily Fairy doesn't own anything that has to do with Yu-Gi-Oh! so don't sue her!!!

 

Lily Fairy: Thank you Yugi.

 

Yugi: No problem! ^-^

 

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Next morning, they all wake up and go to meet in Seto's and Mokuba's room, since it's the biggest.

 

Yugi: So, what're we gonna do today?

 

Mai: Sunbathe!

 

Kaiba: Work.

 

Yami and Y. Bakura: *at the same time* Kill the bastard. *points to each other*

 

Yami: Shut up!

 

Y. Bakura: WHY SHOULD I??? You know, I don't think anyone's ever told you this, but you are a *starts cursing in words inappropriate for Yugi to hear because he's just so innocent*

 

Yami: *rushes over to Bakura and covers his mouth before Yugi could hear anymore* SHUT UP!! MY HIKARI IS TOO YOUNG TO HEAR THAT!!!

 

Y. Bakura: *bites Yami's hand*

 

Yami: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My hand's bleeding!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts swearing in Egyptian so that Yugi won't understand him and then he pounces on Y. Bakura*

 

Y. Bakura: Get...the...hell...off...me... *kicks Yami in the balls and it makes a DONG sound*

 

Every guy: Oooooooooooooooooooouch...

 

Yami: *falls to the ground*

 

Yugi: Um, Yami? Are you alright?

 

Yami: Kill...him...

 

Y. Bakura: Pathetic Pharaoh.

 

Yami: Must...kill...him...NOW! *pounces again and strangles Y. Bakura*

 

Joey: Soooooooooooo. Who do ya thinks gonna win?

 

Seto: My money's on Yami.

 

Y. Bakura: DIE PHARAOH!!!

 

Duke: Should we stop them?

 

Seto: Why??? This is great!!!

 

Tristan: You think that it's funny that your friends are getting the crap kicked out of themselves?

 

Y. Bakura: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Yami: *holding a pot that just happens to be there and is about to use it to smash on Y. Bakura's head* Why?

 

Y. Bakura: *walks over to Tristan and punches him* FRIEND??? I'M NOT KAIBA'S FRIEND, YOU STUPID MORTAL!!!

 

Tristan: *falls on the floor because of all the punches*

 

Y. Bakura: Okay...continue. *gets hit on the head by the pot*

 

Bakura: You know, that might cause some brain damage.

 

Duke: If he had a brain...

 

Half an hour later, they get tired of fighting and decide to quit.

 

Serenity: Finally. My head was starting to hurt!

 

Mai: At last! Peace and quiet!

 

No one notices that Joey and Kaiba weren't in the room. Suddenly, they all here noises coming from Joey's cabin.

 

Ishizu: Now what?

 

All: *runs into Joey's cabin. they all see Joey and Kaiba playing Yu-Gi-Oh! Forbidden Memories*

 

Serenity: Oh no oh no oh no...

 

Ishizu: What do you mean?

 

Serenity: When Joey starts playing that, he never quits until he wins.

 

Duke: And the chances of that are????

 

Marik: Low. Very low.

 

Joey: Shut up Marik *continues playing*

 

Yami: What is this?? I'm much hotter in real life!!!

 

Y. Bakura: WHAT THE HELL??? THAT'S ME AND MY HIKARI??? WE LOOK LIKE IDIOTS!!!

 

Marik: How come I'm not in this game? Ishizu is... why shouldn't I be?

 

Duke: Who knows? *resets game*

 

Joey: IDIOT!!! WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR???

 

Duke: *sweat drop* Well, you're never gonna win anyway.

 

Joey: That's hurtful man...

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Lily Fairy: Yes, I know. It was a short chappie. I have some ideas for the next one, but they're not gonna be written down unless I get some reviews!! Flamers are welcome you know. Oh, and if anyone has any ideas for me, you're welcome to tell me. Thanks!