Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Winter Cruise? SWEET! ❯ Eight ( Chapter 8 )

Chapter Eight

 

Yugi: Lily Fairy—

 

Seto: Shut it runt. Since I'm here, I'll say the disclaimer from now on.

 

Yugi: *whining* Lily, Kaiba's being mean to me…

 

Lily Fairy: You and Bakura can take turns with him.

 

Bakura: *also whining* But I don't wanna take turns with him! I don't even wanna take turns with Yugi for that matter!

 

Yugi: Shut up… Lily, now Bakura's being mean!

 

Seto: *yelling above the whining* SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

 

Yugi and Bakura: *shut up*

 

Seto: Thank you. Now, I will say the disclaimer.

 

Yugi and Bakura: *open their mouths to protest*

 

Seto: *death glare*

 

Yugi and Bakura: *shut their mouths*

 

Seto: Now, Lily Fairy doesn't own us or Yu-Gi-Oh! If she did, she'd be so rich, she could be swimming in the money, like I do.

 

Lily Fairy: o.O

 

Seto: Heh…

 

Lily Fairy: ON WITH THE FIC!!! I just luv saying that!

 

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Everyone as always gets up around 9 because they are on vacation and they get to sleep for as long as they want. Everyone does the morning necessities (a/n I'm not gonna name them…too lazy today) and they meet in the girls' room this time.

 

Joey: So wat do u guys wanna do today?

 

Kaiba: I have work.

 

Mokuba: Big Bro, this is the first time I've been on a cruise so can u plz take just one day off? *puppy eyes look*

 

Kaiba: Didn't I tell u to not look at me like that?

 

Mokuba: *eyes start watering on purpose because he's had a lot of practice with that*

 

Kaiba: ALRIGHT!!!

 

Mokuba: Thank u big bro.

 

Joey: Heh…never “ought” I would live to c da day dat Kaiba get overruled by a 10 year old… (a/n I think that's how old Mokuba is…does anyone know for sure?)

 

Kaiba: *mega death glare* Shut up you mutt.

 

Joey: Okay…okay…sheesh…

 

Tristan: I know! We can go bowling! Me and Joey saw a bowling place the other day!

 

Joey: We did?

 

Tristan: *rolls his eyes* Of course we did. *mutters* Short term memory…

 

Thankfully, Joey didn't hear.

 

Mai: I don't wanna go bowling! Do you know how heavy those balls are? I don't even see a point in the game; you just roll the ball and knock down plastic pins!

 

Tèa: Since we're all such good friends, why don't we do something we'll all agree on?

 

Y. Bakura: And what do you suggest oh mighty one?

 

Tèa: Well, since there's got to be a movie theater on this ship, we can go watch Barney! Barney is all about friendship! Or, we can make friendship bracelets! *rants on and on*

 

Everyone: *roll their eyes*

 

Yami: We can just go bowling.

 

Kaiba: Hey Yami…I bet that I can win all the games we play!

 

Y. Bakura: No, I will win!

 

Y. Marik: QUIET YOU IMBECILES! I WILL WIN BECAUSE I AM GREATER THAN THE PHARAOH!

 

Yami: Bets?

 

Kaiba: $50 I win.

 

Y. Bakura and Y. Marik and Yami: Same here.

 

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At the bowling alley, everyone is betting who will win.

 

Marik: My Yami will so win.

 

Mokuba: Big bro always wins!

 

Ishizu: I guess I should be loyal and say that my brother is going to win… even if he is a psychopath…

 

Y. Marik: I HEARD THAT!!!

 

Ishizu: *very evil death glare*

 

Y. Marik: *sweat drop*

 

Yugi: My Yami will win.

 

Tèa: *eyes get all dreamy* Yami…

 

Yugi: Tèa? I thought you liked me?

 

Tèa: I do…*under breath* Sort of… *still thinking inappropriate thoughts about Yami*

 

Mai: I don't really care…

 

Duke: My bet's on Kaiba.

 

Tristan: Yami all the way!

 

Serenity: Um, I guess that I'll go with Yami.

 

Marik: My psychopath Yami will win!

 

Bakura: Uh…

 

Y. Bakura: *talking through the mind link to Bakura* You dare go with the goddamned pharaoh…

 

Bakura: *very scared* (a/n Poor guy…) Um, my Yami's gonna win! *practically squeaks*

 

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Lily Fairy: HOLD IT! CUT!!

 

The whole cast: What is it now?

 

Lily Fairy: Bakura wants something.

 

Bakura: I DON'T SQEAK!!!!!

 

Lily Fairy: Chill, it's a fic…

 

Bakura: >_<

 

Lily Fairy: OKAY, AND ACTION!!!

 

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Yugi: I thought you hate your Yami.

 

Bakura: *mutters* I do.

 

Yugi: What was that?

 

Bakura: Nothing. I just said that he can be mean but can also be nice.

 

Everyone: O_O

 

Marik: Just get on with the friggin game!

 

Bakura: HOLD IT!

 

Everyone: WHAT??!!!

 

Bakura: *to Y. Marik, Y. Bakura, Seto, and Yami* You do know that Yami is the king of games and that he never loses?

 

Y. Bakura: Aw shit. I forgot about that.

 

Y. Marik: F***.

 

Seto: Damn

 

Yami: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

 

(a/n I'm gonna skip past the game. I'm just gonna tell you the results)

 

Yami of course won.

 

Yami: $50 EACH!!!!! I NEVER LOSE!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

Everyone: o.O

 

Y. Bakura: *hands over stolen $50* Stupid pharaoh…

 

Y. Marik: *hands over $50 he stole from Ishizu when she wasn't looking* F***ing pharaoh…

 

Kaiba: *hands over $50 which is a small price for him considering how much $$ he has* I lost…again…

 

Yugi: HAHAHAHA!!! I WIN!!!! HAND OVER THE MONEY!!!

 

Bakura: We never said we were gonna give money…

 

Duke: Yeah.

 

Yugi: I got an idea! We can go to that café we passed on the way here! AND U GUYS CAN BUY ME A COKE!!!

 

Everyone that didn't go with Yami: Okay, okay, sheesh…

 

Mokuba: Big bro will win next time!!!

 

Everyone: *sweat drop*

 

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At the café…

 

Yugi, Yami, Tristan, and Bakura: *to waiter* A coke please.

 

Tèa, Serenity, Mai, and Ishizu: A diet coke!

 

Mai: I don't wanna get fat!

 

Tèa: I soooooo need to get on a diet…

 

Serenity: I can't risk getting fat!

 

Ishizu: Me too!

 

Guys: *roll their eyes*

 

Y. Bakura: Give me a glass of blood you foolish mortal before I blast u to the Shadow Realm.

 

Waiter: O.O

 

Bakura: He means that he wants a root beer.

 

Y. Bakura: No I—

 

Bakura: Yes u do.

 

Joey: I'll take a root beer too.

 

Marik, Y. Marik, Duke, and Kaiba: A beer.

 

Mokuba: Big bro, what can I get?

 

Kaiba: An orange juice for the kid.

 

Mokuba: KID??!!!!

 

Kaiba: *minor glare, but still effective*

 

Mokuba: *shuts up*

 

The gang, after finishing their drinks, decide to go back to the Seto's room, since it was the biggest. On their way there, they passed a deck/balcony. Suddenly, a big group of rude people decide to push past them. (a/n u know, when ur in a city or a busy hallway at school, and its just a whole sea of bodies?) Anyways, when the crowd thinned out, the whole group was still there except for Tèa.

 

Yugi: Where's Tèa?

 

Marik: Who cares?!

 

Yugi: I DO!!!

 

Everyone: o.O

 

Yugi: WHAT?!

 

Yami: OOOOOOOOOOO…Yugi LUVS Tèa!!!

 

Yugi: No I don't…*blushes*

 

Suddenly, they hear “HELP!!!” The whole gang runs to the railing to see who fell in…3 guesses who it was…

 

Tèa: HELP!!!!

 

The gang except for Yugi: Naaaaaaaah…

 

Yugi: I'LL SAVE YOU!!!

 

Yami: *holds Yugi back*

 

Tèa: YAMI!!! MY LOVE!!! HELP ME!!!

 

Yugi: You like my Yami?

 

Tèa: YAMI!!!

 

Yugi: *starts crying hysterically*

 

Tèa: I'LL BE BACK SOMEDAY!!!

 

No one helps her, obviously and then, obviously, she dies a painful death. (a/n I've never drowned, so is it really that painful? Hm…)

 

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Lily Fairy: Well, to all of those Tèa bashing fans, r u happy? I sure am. God, that friendship freak is so friggin annoying!

 

Yugi: *sniff sniff* Tèa doesn't like me…

 

Lily Fairy: *rolls her eyes*

 

Kaiba: All of u readers out there, don't forget to review cuz if u really want this story to continue, u MUST review!!!

 

Lily Fairy: Thanx Seto.