Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Would You Like Fries With That? ❯ Would You Like Fries With That? ( One-Shot )

"Hello, welcome to Mc Donald's, how may I help you?" Yami said behind the counter in his best cheery perky voice.

"Uh, yeah I'll have the. . ." The random customer looked at the menu "Er, give me a minute." He scratched his head. "Hmm, you know that sounds good but I don't think I'm that hungry."

~14 minutes later~

"S-sir." Yami said through clenched teeth "Would you, PLEASE make up your mind. There are other customers here besides you."

"Oh, how embarrassing. Well, what do you recommend?"

"A trip to the Shadow Realm is what I recommend!" Yami screamed raising his hand. Needless to say the man disappeared. The next customer came up. "What do you want, `Sir.'?"

"I'll have the number one here's my money okay bye!" He ran. Yami blinked, what was that guy's problem? The next patron walked up

"I'll just have a large fry."

"Okay, one large fry, would you , like fries with that?"

"Ha ha, very funny."

"I'm serious."

"No, I don't want fries with my fries."

"I don't think you understand, you WILL have fries with your order got it!?"

"No I won't."

"Yes you will."

"No."

"YES!" Make the total for today 2 people who have disappeared. Yami smiled, no one said no. "I can help the next in line." Yami said, everyone ran out of the store. Only one stubborn person was left.

"Well, looks like the king of games had resorted to working in McDonalds, how funny."

"And a good day to you too Kaiba." Yami said menacingly " Oh, it looks like the CEO of Kaiba Corp has lowered himself to EATING at McDonalds."

". . ."

"So what do you want?"

"Heh, give the customer some respect Mutou."

"Che, may I take your order, sir." He mumbled bitterly.

"Just give me a Happy Meal."

"A Happy Meal?" Yami laughed. "Okay little boy."

"Ha, ha. No, it's for Mokuba."

"Uh, huh. So do you want the toddler toy option?" Seto scowled. "Well, do you want fries with that?" Yami asked happily

"No." Seto said bluntly. Yami's left eye twitched

"What?"

"I said NO." Yami's body began to shake

"But everyone likes fries."

"Well not me."

"No! No! Everyone likes fries! EVERYONE!" Seto backed up from the tweaking Pharaoh.

"Eh. . ." Yami jumped on the counter

"You will order fries!" Seto back away

"You're insane!" Yami roared and jumped on Seto, knowing on his head

"Would. You. Like. Fries. With. That!?" Seto tried to Shake Yami off but to no avail

"Okay! Okay! Hai hai! I' want fries!" Yami was now magically behind the counter ringing up Seto's order.

"Alright, so, what would you like to drink?"