Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yami's high ❯ chapter 1 ( Chapter 1 )

Emily: "I don't own Yu-gi-oh! In any freaking way, yadda yadda yadda…"

Yami: "Will I be in this story? O.O PLEASE?"

Emily: "Yeah sure Yami…"

Yami: "WHOOHOOO!" < celebrates by drinking a bottle of live wire ^_^ >

Emily: "Ok, I'm still not used to writing humor stories, but screw it!"

Yami: "HahaHAhAhaAA!!! SCREW!!! HAAAhaaahaaaHAha…~!" O.O

Emily: ^_^() "on to the ficcie!"

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`_____' thinking

"_____" talking

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( I DON'T KNOW HOW TO START A STORY, SOOO, I'M DOING THE QUICK/LAZY WAY…)

< Yami and the gang, excluding Joey were outside the Turtle Kame shop waiting for a particular someone…> (A.N. I'm not putting Tristen in this story either. Sorry!)

Yami: "Where the HELL is Joey? By Ra, we must have been waiting here for an hour!"

Yugi: "Yeah, and I don't see why were still waiting, school STARTED a half hour ago…"

Anzu: "WE MUST WAIT FOR FRIENDS!! FRIENDS ARE LIKE FRIENDSHIP!!"

Yugi: " Where'd you get that from genius…"

Yami: "WERE WAITING FOR HIM BECAUSE HE'S BRINGING… ME MY… <Strikes a heroic pose> LIVEWIRE! <hallelujah music plays in the background while Yami giggles wildly> I ONLY HAD 3 BOTTLES THIS MORNING!!"

Yugi " o…the horror…"

Anzu: ` kitties…kitties… yami likes live wire…kitties…kitties… IT MUST BE LIKE…BE LIKE…' " FRIENDSHIP! LIVEWIRES LIKE FRIENDSHIP!!"

Yami +Yugi: AHHH!

<Joey suddenly appears and whacks Anzu with a bottle of livewire>

Joey: "Shud'up… you dirty piece of evil…"

Yami: <eyes open wide and stares at his savior> "Jo-ey…"

Joey: "Uh…Yeah?"

Yugi: "Yami? Are you…all right?"

(<we look thru Yami's eyes to see what he's seeing>) There stands Joey, one foot on top of Anzu, in a heroic pose, carrying various sizes of bottles containing… LIVEWIRE!

< "Has anyone told you you're my hero" plays in the background" >

Yami: I LOVE YOU JOEY!

Joey+ Yugi: AHHH!

Joey: HERE! JUST TAKE IT! TAKE THE SODA! JUST TAKE IT! <Joey throws the bottles at Yami and hides behind Yugi, but it doesn't do any help> (big duh)

Yami: < looks up to Joey, then to the soda, Joey, soda, Joey, soda…ect.> "I love… <suddenly very thirsty from screaming and takes big swig of live wire> …LIVEWIRE! I LOOOOVVVVEEEE LLLIIIIIVVVVEEEEWWWWIIIIRRRREEEE! HEEHEE! YUMMY-YUM-YUMMERS! TEE-HEEHEE! <drinks rest of bottle and starts the 2nd>

Joey: "whew…"

Yugi: ^_^() " you know we got a bigger problem now…" < (We hear yami in the background) LETS PLAY HOOKIE!!! TEEEHEEEETEEEEHEEEE….>

Joey: "What do you…mean? Gulp…"

Yugi: "That's right…you've never seen him on a suger high…"

< in the background we here tires screeching and a thump>

Yami: " MY LIVE WIRE!!! TEEHEEE…. YOU KILLED MY LIVEWIRE!! I'LL SUE! I'LL SUE! I'LL SUE RIGHT AFTER YOU GET YOUR RA BE DAMNED CAR OFF ME! MY LIVE WIRE! WWWAAHHHH! TEEHEE! OWWW!"

Joey+ yugi: ^_^()

Joey: "Do you think he's ok?"

Yugi: "I think so, he always seems to turn out that way."

Joey: " Huh? What do you mean?"

Yugi: "sigh… last time he was this way he stole one of Kaibas helicopters and crashed it into the lake. Everyone thought he was dead intill were heared someone ranting about how "livewire was his lover" underwater…"

Joey: ^_^() "then why do you keep giving him that stuff?"

Yugi: "I don't try anymore."

Anzu: <just waking up> ` kitties…kitties… that car must like yami…kitties…kitties… its right on top of him…kitties kitties…' "CARS ARE LIKE FRIENDSHIP!!"

< a skateboarder rolls by right on top of Anzu>

Anzu: "coff coff… skateboards are like…coff coff FRIENDSHIP!! X_x

Yugi+Joey: 0.0

Yugi: "Did She just…"

Joey: "Die? She finally died…she… WHOOHOO!"

<Yugi takes out boombox and everyone starts dancing to "celebrate"

Yugi: " CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, COME ON!…"

Joey: "LETS CELEBRATE!"

Anzu: <music made her heart start up> ` music is like…kitties…kitties…' "FRIENDSHIP!"

Everyone: "NOOOO!"

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Emily: "hey you guys I think I'm getting better!"

Yami: "Sure…keep telling yourself that… if they think your getting better then they'll review and you'll continue."

Emily: "YUP! WHAT HE SAID! Please review if you want me to continue! WHAT WILL BECOME OF YAMI! WILL THEY GET TO SCHOOL ON TIME, AND WILL ANZU EVER DIE??"

YUGI: "sadly, I think the answer to that q. is no…" sniff sniff…

Emily "gasp! No don't cry Yugi-kun!

< throws random teddy bears at Yugi> there you go!"

kid: "HEY WHERES LUCY??!!??"

Yugi: ^_^ "YAY!!!"(awww…)

Yami: "I found another bottle! A very legal high, here I come!!!!"

Emily: "well that's it, till next time,"

Emily