Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ yami's secret ❯ yami's secret pt 1 ( Chapter 1 )

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YAMI'S SECRET PT 1

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[scene opens. Yugi is sitting at his desk working on a jigsaw puzzle with some opium scented incense burning in the background]

Yami: [voice from millennium puzzle (v.m.p)] Yugi… I need to talk to you. it's very important.

Yugi: I meant to ask you something Yami. What's this? [takes a packet of opium out of his pocket]

Yami: We've got more pressing matters to attend to.

Yugi: [blank look] Like?

Yami: It's very private. Please join me here inside the millennium puzzle.

Yugi: Sure why not

[cut to hallway inside m.p. where Yami and Yugi meet to talk.]

Yami: Thank you for meeting me here Yugi.

Yugi: [wide eyed innocent look] What did you want to talk about?

Yami: We've known each other for a long time and over this time I've developed certain feelings for you that I've felt should have been kept secret. However I can no longer keep them hidden. Yugi, I …

Yugi:[cutting him off] I know what you mean. You've become like a brother to me too.

Yami: [slightly annoyed] That's not what I meant. Yugi I love you. I want to be your koibito.

Yugi:[innocent and confused look] Huh? [eyes widen in sudden realization] Oh …OHHHH!! Eeep! Eeeep!

[cuts to Yugi's room]

Yugi:[throwing off the millennium puzzle which lands in the corner on a pile of dirty laundry] Ugh! [shakes head] Yuck I need a shower! [runs out of the room]

Yami: [v.m.p.] Hmmm… Wish I could come too.

[next day at school. Yugi approaches Tea, Tristian, Joey, and Bakura.]

Joey: Hiya Yuge!

Tristan: Where's you're millennium puzzle?

Yugi: I'm never wearing it again.

Joey: Why not?

Yugi: Yami's gay.

Tea: [freaking out] Oh my god!! [crying] It can't be! Not Yami. Not my soulmate. Not my wannabe koi! [runs off.]

[no one notices her emotional out burst or if they do they just don't care.]

Bakura: Whats the big deal? My yami is gay and I'm ok with it.

Yugi: But your yami isn't in love with [shudders] you.

[cut to Tea on school roof. She is standing stupidly near the edge crying]

Tea: This can't be! [sobs] My Yami how could you do this to me?

[3 extremely beautiful women appear in a puff of purple, green, and blue smoke]

Tea: [sniffle] Who are [sniffle] you?

All: We are the Goddesses of Extreme Randomness.

Tea: [sniffle] What do [sniffle] you want? [sniffle sniffle]

G.E.R #1: We have come for justice.

Tea: [no longer sniffling] (audience: yay!) I don't understand.

G.E.R #2: We didn't expect you to.

G.E.R #3: People like you give us a bad name.

Tea: [blank look]

All 3: [roll eyes]

G.E.R. #1: It's cry-baby, goodie-goodie, gurly-gurl, good for nothing bakas like you give us regular, intelligent women….

G.E.R. #2 & #3: Like us…

G.E.R. #1:[rolls eyes] A bad name.

G.E.R. #2: That's ok though. We've come up with a plan to solve our problem and rid the world of bakas like you.

GER #3: We don't just handle gurly-gurls either. We also take care of wannabe manly-men and….

GER #1 & #2: Focus girl!

GER # 3: Oh yeah.

All: Say goodbye Tea! [slowly advances on her]

Tea: [confused ditsy look] What are you…

[cut to ground where Yugi and friends are standing. Tea's dead body falls to the ground at their feet.]

Yugi: [only one to notice] Oh no! Tea! [runs off severely depressed]

[Everyone stands around for a few minutes.]

Joey: You guys up for the arcade?

Tristian and Bakura: Okay.

[all 3 step on Tea's dead body and go to the arcade.]

[cuts to Yugi's room]

Yugi: [lying on bed sobbing] Poor Tea!

Yami: [v.m.p.] Yugi…

Yugi: [annoyed] Not now Yami.

Yami: I'm sorry to hear about Tea.

Yugi: Really?

Yami: Would a back massage make it better?

Yugi: [shocked] Yami! That was totally lame and totally uncalled for.

Yami: I'm so sorry Yugi. It's just that…[starts to fake cry] I'm so lonely.

Yugi: [puzzled yet sympathetic look] [snaps out of it quickly] It's not working.

Yami: But I've grown so accustomed to being able to talk to you whenever I like. [fake cry again] I feel so deprived.

Yugi: I'm not falling for it. [crosses arms]

Yami: [innocently] I'm so lonely Yugi. Can we at least play a little game?

Yugi: No Yami.

Yami: I'll be on my best behavior!

Yugi: Don't make me dismantle the puzzle!

Yami: [almost whining] Yuuuuggggiiii Ppllllleeeeassseeee?

Yugi:[thinking] Well if you promise to be on your best behavior…[gets m.p. and puts it on.]

[cut to inner hallway in the m.p. Yami has a table set up for a duel monsters game]

Yami: Thank you Yugi. You don't know how lonely I was.

[they duel Yugi wins]

Yugi: [jumping up and down with glee] Yay! I won.

Yami: [to himself] he looks so sexy when he's happy. (0_o)

Yugi: [stops] Did you say something.

Yami: Nope.

Yugi: [shrugs] Oh. Well wanna play again?

Yami: [evil grin] I want to play a new game now. [knocks over table and advances on Yugi.]

Yugi: [sudden realization] Eeep! Eeep! I thought you were going to be on your best behavior?

Yami: This is what I'm best at. Just ask the Dark Magician.

Yugi: Eeeeeeep!

[cuts to front of the Kame game shop. Tristian and Joey walk in]

Joey: Yo! Gramps! Ya seen Yuge?

Grandpa: SLACKER!!!! [hits Joey on the back of his head with a rolled up newspaper.]

Joey: Owwww…

Tristan: I bet he's in his room

[cuts to Yugi's room Joey and Tristan come in and find Yugi sitting on his bed wearing the m.p. looking very stoned.]

Tristan: [waving hand in front of his face] Are you ok?

Yugi: No… don't…[whimpers]

Tristan: He's fine.

Joey: Wanna see a movie?

Tristan: Sure.

[they leave]

Yugi: Yami stop!!! Eeeeeep! [screams]

THE END

Or is it?