Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yami’s + Technology+ 1 Crazy Fanauthoress+ Locked House= Chaos ❯ Chapter 1 ( Chapter 1 )

Yami's + Technology+ 1 Crazy Fanauthoress+ Locked House= Chaos

Shaina- Okay so I had to unleash some of my crazy humor so I decided to write this. What happens when you mix yami's, technology, me, all locked in a house? The answer is Chaos! So I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh so please don't sue, but this story is funny. . .I hope you'll all like it.

Chapter 1- Alone in a Locked House

" Be good Bakura!" shouts Ryou as he leaves his yami home alone. " Oh Yami and Marik are coming over. . .don't kill Yami." Bakura sighs as Ryou walks outside and to the car and disappears down the street.

" Hmm. . .I wonder what this does?" asks Bakura to himself as he touches the TV controller and blinks as the TV turns on. " It's alive!" Bakura ducks behind the couch as he watches the TV in amazement and blinks. " How do they get the people in there?" Bakura walks over cautiously and touches the TV and sighs as it doesn't bite. " Okay. . .so this black box thingy. . .what's it called?"

" That would be a TV," says a voice from behind Bakura. " What in Ra's name are you doing Tomb Robber?" Bakura spins around and glares at Yami who is standing behind him. " Don't you know what a TV is?" Bakura growls as he shoves past Yami and walks into the kitchen. " Now what are you doing?"

" I'm going to get the steak knives," says Bakura matter-a-fact as he walks toward the steaks. " I can finally kill you once and for. . ." Bakura cuts off as he looks up and see's Marik standing in the doorway taping his foot on the ground. " What? You don't like him either."

" I was threatened by two fanauthoress's, Yugi, Malik, a talking cat, a female Kaiba, and to top it all off. . .my own twin. . .I'm not going to kill him," says Marik as he looks at Bakura calculatingly. " There's a brown-haired fanauthoress in 'your' living room as we speak." Bakura's mouth hangs open as Marik juts a thumb to the living room. " She's watching the TV and singing in a very annoying voice about 'bishi's' at the same time. . .talk about annoying. . .I'd destroy her. . .but that wouldn't go over too well with the others." Bakura stalks out into the living room followed by Yami and Marik. Indeed a brown-haired girl is sitting on the couch flipping through channels and singing.

" What are you doing!" shouts Bakura. The girl turns to look at him and smiles slightly. " What?" The girl runs up and latches onto his neck. " Remove your hands from me!" The girl smirks as she hugs him to death. " Marik! Yami! Ryou will kill you if she kills me!" Marik and Yami stand on the sidelines as they watch the hapless yami. " Girl! Hey girl!" The girl stops hugging him and blinks. " Thank you!"

" I'm Shaina. . ." says the girl and smiles as she turns to look at Marik and Yami. " The house is locked." The three yami's eyes go wide as the look at the teen. " I tried to get out. . .someone or something locked us in." Bakura and Marik start to freak as Yami plops down on the couch.

" Yami!" shouts Marik as he runs up and starts to shake the ancient Pharaoh.

" How do we get out?" Yami shrugs as he continues to watch the TV. " What do you mean!" Shaina blinks as she plops down on the couch as Bakura and Marik start running around in circles. " Hey maybe one of those techno thingy's can help us!" Bakura nods as Shaina turns to look at them.

" Hey Yami. . .not to bug you or anything, but isn't it sort of dangerous to let them loose?" asks Shaina. Yami shrugs as he continues to watch the TV. " What!"

" His house. . .he can wreak havoc," says Yami as he doesn't even flinch as he hears shouts of ancient Egyptian curses coming from the kitchen. Shaina blinks as she stands up and walks toward the smoking kitchen.

" Do I dare to ask?" asks Shaina as she walks into the kitchen and see's Bakura and Marik starring blankly at the microwave. Shaina blinks as she walks over and see's smoke coming out of the microwave. " What did you do?"

" We just put one of those in it," says Bakura and points to a big pumpkin sitting on the table. Shaina sweatdrops as she looks at the yami. " And it went ka boom." Shaina shakes her head as she turns and walks back into the kitchen and plops down next to Yami.

" What was it?" asks Yami.

" Pumpkin in the microwave," says Shaina as she buries her head in her hands. " I am so not liking how this is going." Yami nods and blinks as he hears a sound from upstairs. " Uh. . .any clue?"

" Only things up there are. . .oh no," says Yami and stands up and runs upstairs closely followed by Shaina. " Ryou's Playstation 2." Shaina blinks as she hears shouts and curses coming from Ryou's bedroom. " Hey Tomb Robbers! What's going on in there?"

" The house is going to go bang!" shouts Bakura through the door. Yami's eyes go wide as Shaina sweatdrops and starts to walk downstairs. " In Five, four, three, two, one!" Yami ducks as Shaina continues to walk and smiles as she hears exclamations of surprise from all three yami's. " But it was counting down and everything."

" Video Game nutchase," says Shaina as she plops down on the couch and locks her hands behind her head. " What has two A's but no brain between it's ears?" Marik, Yami, and Bakura blink as Shaina turns and looks toward Bakura. " Bakura." They all blink not understanding the joke as Shaina stands up and walks toward the kitchen. " Bakura's name has two A's in it, but he doesn't have a brain between his ears." Bakura growls as he looks at the girl who smiles slightly as she looks at the kitchen. " Okay. . .so we've got a busted microwave. . .and a yami with the idea that the house is going to blow-up. . .what next?" A voice comes from in the living room and Shaina blinks as she walks back in and notices Bakura, Yami, and Marik starring at a Furby sitting on a shelf.

" Shaina. . .it talks," says Marik as he turns to look at her. " Is IT a god?" Shaina slaps her self in the head as she looks at the Furby and then gets a wicked idea. " Well is it?"

" Yes Marik. . .it is Ra," says Shaina and smiles as the yami starts to bow to the Furby as Bakura and Yami follow suit as she watches from her position on the couch as the yami's do whatever the Furby says.

" Shaina! Ra stopped talking," says Marik as he runs over and holds the Furby out to Shaina. " What's wrong with him?" Shaina hides a smile within herself as she tries to look concerned. " What's wrong?" Shaina nods as she takes Ra/Furby from Marik and walks into the bathroom and replaces it's batteries and hands the now talkative Furby back to Marik. " Ra!" Shaina's whole body quivers with pent up laughter as she runs into the bathroom and laughs her head off. " Shaina! You saved Ra! How can I ever repay you?" Shaina walks out a now sober look on her face. She sweatdrops as Marik bows at her feet. " I am eternally in your debt." A weird look passes over Shaina's face as she starts to mumble to herself as Bakura continues to follow the Furby with his eyes.

" Shaina. . .why is Ra embodied in such a small form?" asks Bakura. Shaina sweatdrops as she looks at the yami. " Why?"

" Because Bakura. . .um. . .if he was in his. . .um. . .real form. . .he'd. . .um. . .scare you to death," says Shaina and smiles as all three yami's brighten up and continue to watch the Furby a.k.a. Ra with great interest. " How's Ra?"

" Quiet! The great Ra is sleeping," says Bakura as he glares at Shaina. Shaina smiles as she turns back around and starts to sing to herself again. " No singing!" Shaina shuts-up and blinks as she notices Yami watching a wall intently.

" What is it Yami?" asks Shaina as she follows the yami's eyes and her gaze comes to rest on that of a cat. " Bakura. . .there is a cat in your house." Bakura blinks as he turns and bows to the cat which brings a strange look from Shaina.

" It is the goddess Bast," says Yami and bows to the cat. Marik does the same as does Bakura as Shaina mumbles to herself and gets up to leave. " Shaina remember. . .the house is locked." Shaina mutters to herself and then nods and walks toward the basement. " Where are you going?"

" If Ra and Bast are in this house then maybe Horus and Anubis are somewhere," says Shaina and smirks to herself as she walks downstairs hoping to find something to pass off as Anubis. " This is fun." Shaina finds nothing to pass off as either gods and walks back upstairs to find a very disturbing sight. Bakura is tied up and laying on the couch as Yami is about to plunge a knife into his chest. " What!" The two turn to look at her and blink as she walks up and grabs the knife and slaps Yami. " What were you thinking?"

" Ra said Kill Bakura," says Yami and starts to pout. " I don't want to anger Ra." Shaina blinks as the Furby repeats Kill Bakura. " See?" Suddenly the Furby breaks into a string of Egyptian profanities which causes Marik, Bakura, and Yami to all sweatdrop.

" And you were saying?" asks Shaina as she shakes her head back and forth.

" Ra is being controlled!" shouts Marik as he looks at the Furby. " The world will fall to ruin." Shaina sweatdrops as the yami falls to the ground as Bakura still lays on the couch tied up. " IT's the end of the world!" The two untied yami's start to run around in circles as Shaina starts to mutter a mixture of English and Japanese curses under her breathe. " Shaina? You must run and shout!"

" No! You must act like civilized people," says Shaina as she throws her hands in the air. " Ryou will be home in an hour. . .and I don't know about you, but I'm going crazy." Bakura shrugs as Shaina laughs slightly. " Oh I forgot. . .you and Marik are crazy." Bakura laughs slightly as Yami nods as Shaina plops down as the cat walks over and jumps into her lap.

" Bast likes you!" shouts Marik and starts to run over and then stops as the cat glares at him. " Though she doesn't seem to like me. . .she favors you. . .I wonder why?"

" Maybe because she hasn't tried to kill me," says Yami under his breathe and then blinks as Bakura mumbles something under his breathe. " What was that?"

" She likes Shaina, because Shaina isn't a yami," says Bakura as he tried to wriggle free from his bounds. " Would someone be so kind as to free me?" Marik and Yami shake their heads as a shout from the Furby brings them to their senses. They all sweatdrop as the Furby shouts something in Egyptian.

" Translation?" asks Shaina as she looks at them. They all sweatdrop and point at the Furby. " Yes! What did it say?"

" Gossip," says Bakura and blushes slightly and Shaina blinks at the blushing Tomb Robber. " Ra is trying to embarrass me. . .or kill me." Shaina blinks as she looks at Bakura. " Ra said ' Bakura loves Ryou.'" Shaina sweatdrops as she looks at the yami who shakes his head.

" What gave him that idea?" Yami and Marik shrug as a sound comes from the kitchen. " UH OH!"

Shaina- How did you like that first chapter? Okay. . .someone is going to have a few problems when they get home. . .poor Ryou. Well R+R.