Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Year of Monkeys ❯ We Meet the Hosts ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

*scene opens on chaos*

Random stage hand: Someone get paramedics, animal control, and a zookeeper out here! Those damn monkeys are loose again!

Another random stage hand: *runs off to get help*

Jou: *walks in with Honda* *looks at the chaos* What happened this time?

Otogi: (he's the producer person just cuz I said so) *breathless and angry* The monkeys got loose again.

Honda: Not the MONKEYS!!!!!!

Otogi: Go ahead and laugh if you want. But this is serious.

Jou: *runs back in* AHH!!!!!!!!! Bananas is missing!

Otogi: Who the hell is Bananas?!?

Honda: Jou's pet monkey. *turns to Jou* Bananas is gone?

Jou: YES! DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME SAY THAT A SECOND AGO?!?

Honda: ...Ow. I think you made me lose my hearing. So tone down the shouting, okay?

Jou: YOU MEAN LIKE THIS?

Otogi: Yeah, sure. Like that.

Jou: Very funny, Otogi. *rolls eyes* Now help me look for Bananas, Ra damn it!

Jou & Honda: *go around looking for the monkey* *calling* BANANAS! HERE BANANAS! HERE MONKEY, MONKEY, MONKEY!

Otogi: -_-U Oh, well. Might as well help them look for it. *starts shouting* HERE MONKEY BOY!

Jou: *turns to Otogi* Bananas is a girl.

Otogi: *rolls eyes* I might've known... HERE MONKEY, MONKEY, MONKEY! COME HERE, GIRL! HERE BANANAS!

~half an hour passes~

Otogi: Um, Jou?

Jou: Yeah?

Otogi: Is Bananas black and about 3'8"?

Jou: *thinks a moment* Yeah. ...Why? Did you find her?

Otogi: *points down* Then she's humping my leg.

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Ha ha ha!!!! Oh man, was this ever fun to write. I know it's not very long, but I have writer's block again.

Pyros: *whispers in her ear*

Pilae: *turns to look at him* Really?

Pyros: *nods*

Pilae: *looks around* *surprised* Oh. Well, I see a few new faces, so allow me to introduce myself. I'm Pilae Artemis Flamesinger, but you can just call me Pilae. I'm the authoress of this little fic. And the dude over there *points to Pyros* is my mate, Pyros Ramsey. He says the disclaimers and stuff for me. Which I forgot to do earlier. Pyros?

Pyros: *rolls eyes and clears throat* This was supposed to be at the beginning, but oh, well.

Disclaimer: Pilae does not own YGO or any other anime that may appear in this fic. She merely uses them for her own entertainment.

Rating: PG-13 for language.

Warnings: May be shonen-ai later on. Probably will, knowing Pilae.

Pilae: *grins* Maybe. We'll see. Well, I think that's it for now. Oh! Before I forget. I'm starting a little poll.

**Would you guys like me to write one for each year in the Chinese zodiac?**

Tell me! Either leave your answers in a review, or email me at:

pilaef@aol.com.

ALSO!!! Hehehe, did that get your attention? I thought so. If you guys have any questions you would like asked of any characters when this fic actually gets started, tell me. Here's what I want for that.

1. question (obviously)

2. the character you want to answer the question

3. name and email so I can send you a response.

Please, please, PLEASE SEND REQUESTS TO MY EMAIL ADDRESS! DO NOT LEAVE THEM IN A REVIEW! I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A FEW SURPRISES FOR READERS!

If you need the email address again, here it is.

pilaef@aol.com.

Do not send anything to flamesinger@sailormoon.com. SM is down once again and I can no longer check my email on the site. If you did send something, I apologize for not answering. As I said before, I have not been able to log on to the site. Please send whatever you sent to my SM email to pilaef@aol.com. Thank you.

Well, that's it, so R&R, please! Arigatou!

Ja!

~Pilae~

Later, dudes.

~Pyros~