Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yoh,yoh yoh.It's me and Yugioh! ❯ Will Kaiba and Joey Die??? ( Chapter 1 )

Show no. 1: Yami Yugi's addiction to eggs! And his little mission...

A note: <...> -That's me!

Lorraine: Welcome to my variety shows where YGO characters are at their funniest! There isn't only one, not 2 but a lot of shows! Your reviews show it! First show: Yami Yugi has just won last Easter Sunday for "most found eggs" UH Oh!!!!!! Oh, special thanks to MOCHI DRAGON!

*Flashback*

Pegasus: Come on Yugiboy! Join the egg hunt! *hops like a bunny*

Yami: Those are for kids!

Pegasus: Come on! You might win free rare cards!

Yami: Really? *frolics*

End of egg hunt:

Yami: I found every egg and all I found were chocolate! Bad! *eats all

of the chocolate, becomes REALLY hyper, enough to last a year! 0_0*

<I mean there were over 5000 eggs, because everyone in domino city

was invited>

Other Children: *crying because they didn't find eggs* <yup, not a

single one>

*End of flashback*

Lorraine: See, I told you!

Yami: (very hyper) Every one has a mission in life, every one, and it

is our solemn duty to fulfill this mission, no matter how difficult...

Even if it means sacrificing one's self... We should fulfill it! Or die

trying!!!

Yugi: That was a great speech other self... So tell me what's this

mission in your mind? You're mission perhaps?

Yami: Why, thank you for asking aibou! My mission, no matter if it's

difficult, is to collect every, if not...smash every...

Yugi: Yes?

Yami: ...egg in the whole world!!!!

Yugi: *sweatdrop* That's your mission? I thought that your mission, was

finding your memory or something...

Yami: I have found something more meaningful, aibou...

Yugi: Tell me, what eggs are you talking about???

Yami: Why, EVERY egg in the whole world! Chicken egg, bird egg, dog

egg, porcupine egg...

Yugi: You're not going to say guy egg right?

Yami: Why no, but does that exist, why of course it does. I never had

thought of that but now you mentioned it, yes it's included.

Yugi: (to himself) You are the stupidest person in the whole world! Now

every guy I this world is gonna suffer because of you! (to Yami) Um,

when are you starting?

Yami: Tomorrow!

Yugi: (to himself) Quick! There's an egg maniac! Better hide the

fathers and sons!

Next day......

Yami: *gets mallet, box, mouse trap??, and other egg removing things*

I'm ready! I'm ready, I'm ready! *goes outside*

Kaiba and Mokuba: *pass by*

Yami: Hey, you 2! Seen any eggs lately?

Mokuba: Uh, we just ate some for breakfast today, goes good with bacon!

Seto: Yes! Right here! *points to "his" egg <0_0>*

Yami: Aha! One to add to my collection! *smashes Seto's egg*

Seto: A s-

Yami: I did not hear it crack, must smash it again! *smashes it again,

and again, and again*

Mokuba: I don't get it... Well, bye big brother! I'm going to Kaiba

land!

Yami: See ya Mokuba!

5 seconds later...

Yami: DARN!!! I let an egg escape! Well, no matter. I'll get small ones

later! *smashes Seto's egg... again and again and again and again and

again and again and again and again and again and again and again and

again and again and again and again and again and again and again and

again and again and again and again and again and again *

5 days later.................................... <Ouch!!!! >

Seto: *shivering, peed a lot* <I mean, that IS painful!!! >

Yami: Darn it!!! Why?! What am I doing wrong???? It doesn't crack!!! If

only someone would tell me!!!!

Joey: *passes by* Hi Yami!!! What are you doing? And...............

What happened to Kaiba???!!! He......peed...... a...... whole...lot...

Yami: Do you know how to get rid of eggs Joey?

Joey: Sure, here's a demonstration... *pulls Fried Eggs from pocket*

Here, these eggs were in my pocket for about 6 days, it still smells good

though... The only way to get rid of eggs, is to eat it all up! Like

this... *eats mold- infested egg*

Yami: Do you really have to eat it?

Joey: You can throw it in the trash can...

Yami: Oh, Does it apply for all KINDS of eggs?? Like guy eggs?

Joey: *knocks on Yami's head* Hello??? Are you from this world?

Everybody knows you should amputate it!

Yami: Ouch!! Well, poor Kaiba... But it's for the sake of my mission!

Thanks Joey!!!..................... *bling* Hey, Jou... You wouldn't

have happened to bring any surgery tools, right?

Joey: No! I haven't brought any...

Yami: Ok...

Seto: (weakly) Yami, come closer...

Yami: *goes closer*

Seto: Closer...

Yami: *goes closer*

Seto: Yami............... YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT!!!!!

Yami: I know you are but what am I?

Seto: And you're stupid!

Yami: And proud of it!

Seto: Above all people, why me!

Yami: You're the one who started it!

Seto: Before you amputate my eggs, amputate Joey's also! Not to mention

as you see an egg, you get a free chicken!

Yami: ?? 0_0 Why??? Oooh, CHICKEN!!!!

Seto: So that I can tease him at the hospital, at least I'll die

laughing...

Yami: Ok!!! Oh, Joey! Come here for a second! *hides mallet*

Joey: What-

SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!

Joey: *faints*

Next day:

Doctor: YOU WANT TO AMPUTATE THEIR EGGS?!

Yami: They wanted me to!

Doctor:........................... I can see their eggs are...............severely bruised... What happened?

Yami: *shrugs* I don't know...

Doctor: Poor them... I won't do it! That's illegal!

Yami: It is? That's the obstacle in my mission!

Will Yami ever accomplish his mission? Will Joey and Seto's

eggs ever heal? Will the doctor amputate? Will anyone ever

know that it was Yugi's fault? What will happen to Yami's

mission? Will Lorraine ever continue her show?

Lorraine: I will, under one condition! Send me reviews!!!! The review

button is always ready to accept your reviews! And Kaiba and Joey fans, I know bashing Seto and Joey is bad! But they'll turn out all

right............................................. maybe

not........................ well, what do you want? Tell in your reviews! Kaiba and Joey's and Yami's fate IS IN YOUR HANDS!!! Review or Kaiba will die from castration! Oh, and Joey too.