Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ You Already Have a Valentine ❯ Dressed ( Chapter 5 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Bakura and Ryou turned to find Yugi and his entourage of Yami, Joey, Tea, Serenity and Tristan approaching.

Bakura groaned. “Let me guess. In a show of good holiday spirit you expect me to be nice to your happy freaks—ah, friends.”

Ryou jokingly patted him on the head, risking death through several painful methods. He survived. “First of all you should make it less obvious when you intentionally insult them. Second, holiday spirit is Christmas.” Ryou held on to Bakura's spandex shirt to keep the yami from conveniently disappearing. “I want you to stay, Bakura. If you are unwilling to put up with my friends we can leave, but I believe this was in honor of my birthday?”

Bakura knew Ryou was pulling the punches, and he settled, disgruntled, to watch the rest of the feigned jousting seated between a grateful Ryou and a group of hyperactive idiots. Anything to make Ryou happy.

When it finally ended five minutes aka an eternity later Bakura grabbed Ryou's hand and hastily dragged him toward the nearest stall, which just so happened to be a shop filled with various components of knights' or pirates' outfits. When he saw the enthusiastic gleam in Ryou's eye, Bakura wasn't sure whether to be glad he'd found something Ryou liked or to be scared Ryou would attempt to dress him up. By the time he had been decked out in a burgundy silk shirt with a laced leather vest over, gauntlets, a wide brimmed hat adorned with a dangling ostrich feather, and knee-high leather boots, it was too late for Bakura to be afraid. Ryou glomped him happily before undressing him again. There was an awkward moment after the accessories had been removed when Bakura stood in his black spandex and leather, hair mussed and feet bare, while Ryou glomped him again and said, “You are the best older brother ever!”

Bakura wasn't sure whether to be worried that had been demoted from prospective boyfriend to older brother, or that Ryou had now found the apparel for the lady knights and pirates. The latter turned out to be more pressing. Ryou examined the different options, caught between wanting to be a pirate and wanting to wear the full-on dress. He decided on the dress. The black and violet brocade fit him stunningly, sleeves falling halfway past the elbows from their off-the-shoulder perch. The corset, meant to press the breasts up, accentuated the flatness of his chest just a bit, but also showed just how trim and slender he was.

Ryou's bare, pale, slim shoulders shook as he giggled, grabbing an oriental fan and flirting with the mirror. “How do I look?” Then he doubled over laughing.

Bakura, bemused and blushing, stood and watched. The slim shoulders were slightly broader than a girls', and Ryou's hips were thinner. He still managed to sway them perfectly, wiggling his ass in an attempt at a cross between the pirate's swagger and the prostitute's hip sashaying. Bakura's body remembered exactly what that firm ass felt like pressed against his crotch.

Yugi chose this moment to walk by, giggling at the sight of Ryou. Instead of informing him how ridiculous he looked, however, Yugi decided to don a similarly impractical scarlet and blue number. Joey, however, had no qualms informing them they were a pair of idiots. Tristan was too busy attempting to impress Serenity to notice anything else.

“Yug', you look like a tropical bird or summat. Or a girl! What're ya thinking?”

“You're just jealous you don't have the guts to dress up like a girl in public!” Yugi informed him indignantly. “You know you want to. Look, it'd be so pretty.” Yugi shoved a white wedding dress type a deal at Joey with a pink and white corset. Joey took the outfit and hung it back up.

“This more your style, perhaps?” An assistant from the shop stepped forward, holding out a royal blue shirt, dark leather men's' corset, and snug leather pants.

“Sure, okay.” Joey stared at the taller teen for a moment, attempting to place the piercing gaze beneath a large brimmed hat and ostrich feather. He pulled the shirt on over his own brown polo, still staring. “Oh boy, I don't, know you do I?” Joey asked semi-casually, still transfixed on the newcomer.

“I suppose you could have forgotten I existed. I'm Kaiba.” And the proud but beautiful blue-eyed teen bowed deference to Joey with a medieval sweeping removal of his feathered hat, smirking. Joey considered him a little while.

“Bastard. By the way, where's the dressing room?” Seto Kaiba directed him, visage still graced by his belittling smirk.

With elegance befitting the “bastard,” he turned and graciously asked, “Is there anything I could help you with?”

“Convince Joey to wear the dress.” Yugi smiled.

“Dream on, little Yugi.” The phrase didn't sound complimentary as Kaiba turned to reorganizing the various display items dutifully. Lord knew why he was even here when he ran a whole company, but no one felt a particular need to pry. Yugi was too nice, and the rest were too busy.

“Bakura?” Ryou made a pleading face and batted his eyelashes.

A drawn out sigh followed. “What do you want?” he asked kindly, knowing he'd say yes to those eyes...

“Help me with the dress.”

Bakura stood behind Ryou and carefully unlaced the pretty corset, not bothering to avert his eyes from their natural perch. Ryou really did have a nice ass.

When he assisted Ryou, helping him drag the great big mass of a dress over his head, both landed in the dust, the delectable ass seated on his chest. After a flustered exclamation of apologies from Ryou and a grunt from Bakura, the older boy started to think that he wanted to get this day over with. He still had plans for the evening, after all.

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Woo hoo! I've been working on this for too long. It's done! I wanted to put up something special for Valentine's Day, but life happened. I have been sick so much these last weeks it is insane! And I'm not even going to apologize that it's short cuz they're ALL short. *sigh*

Looks like I did drag the cast into this one and will be adding some other couples, but I dunno...I've something of an obsession with Kaiba x Joey...eheh, and then I have three people I want to put Yami with...maybe I'll ignore the couples this story and focus on the main one, right? Yeah.